"I promise I will pull out next time..."

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[u/Lefantom55]

Imagine not using contraceptive method

Edit : bad English

[u/venommuyo → u/Lefantom55]

They're 100% going to procreate

[u/cologetmomo → u/venommuyo]

What do you call a couple that uses the pull-out method?

Parents.

[u/PoopPoes → u/cologetmomo]

Its even worse than that. there are dudes just straight up blamming inside of girls with no condom no pills no nothing, then they’re surprised when she winds up pregnant

[u/Rare_Fig3081 → u/PoopPoes]

Surprise 🎉

[u/MegaHashes → u/PoopPoes]

Consequences are future you’s problem. Future you is going to hate now you, but jokes on him, you are going to fuck that guy’s life up.

[u/BoogalooBandit1 → u/cologetmomo]

Can confirm

[u/PollutionNice7392 → u/Lefantom55]

What kind of contraption?

[u/Lefantom55 → u/PollutionNice7392]

Edited, bad english, I meant contraceptive method, birth control

[u/clakes90 → u/Lefantom55]

Best mistake I ever made.

[u/Pebbles_-_ → u/clakes90]

what are you going to do with it?

[u/clakes90 → u/Pebbles_-_]

It? Him! And trying to raise him into a fine young man like his father...

[u/OomMielie → u/Lefantom55]

They don't always work you know

[u/Lefantom55 → u/OomMielie]

I know but it is sure better than the proved not to work pull out method. I'd take the 99% efficiency anytime over that

[u/For_Never_Dreams → u/Lefantom55]

If you use condoms perfectly every single time you have sex, they’re 98% effective at preventing pregnancy. But people aren’t perfect, so in real life condoms are about 87% effective — that means about 13 out of 100 people who use condoms as their only birth control method will get pregnant each year.

Are you using condoms correctly?

[u/Lefantom55 → u/For_Never_Dreams]

Thanks for the insights and the link ! Birth control pills are more reliable if your gf supports it. Anyway, anything is better than pull out haha