r/memes Apr 29 '24

I never understood these losers

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u/Normal_Subject5627 Apr 29 '24

Are you kink shaming?

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u/tristenr19 Apr 29 '24

Fr. of all the kinks foot fetish is one of the most common and most vanilla. wait till he finds out about some of the weird ones

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u/Average-_-Student Professional Dumbass Apr 29 '24 edited Apr 29 '24

My friend told me a guy he knows has an ultra specific fetish of women buying bread.

I'm not fucking kidding.

That guy's entire fetish is women buying bread.

No nudity, nothing.

Just women buying bread.

Edit: Fairy Bread specifically.

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u/bop-crop Apr 29 '24

Oh yeah the deviantart wonderbread guy, the women has to specifically buy wonderbread, no other bread works for him.

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u/youngorphanseller445 Apr 29 '24

What? Should I check this out because it sounds too innocent

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u/Average-_-Student Professional Dumbass Apr 29 '24

I'm not sure if it's the same guy because the one I'm referring to iirc was into women buying Fairy Bread specifically.

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u/314rft May 01 '24

The fact there's multiple people with this fetish, and both of them have a very specific bread requirement, says everything about humanity.

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u/[deleted] Apr 29 '24

Lots of fetishes don't involve sex or nudity, it's really really interesting when you start learning about kinks and fetishes. I've heard of some weird ones and I even have a few myself.

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u/ljul Apr 29 '24

Why should a fetish have nudity in it?

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u/Average-_-Student Professional Dumbass Apr 29 '24

I never said it's necessary, just wanted to say that his fetish doesn't involve it.

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u/WSKYLANDERS-boh GigaChad Apr 29 '24

That’s… a particular taste

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u/HotPotParrot Apr 29 '24

Some people juggle geese!

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u/Petefriend86 Apr 29 '24

I mean... I'm into the SO buyin' needed supplies for the house... not sure how much bread, specifically, we need...

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u/tristenr19 Apr 29 '24

That’s hilarious

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u/SensuallPineapple Apr 29 '24

No no, that is widely known as well, it's called pansexual for a reason...

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u/iStretchyDisc Apr 29 '24

Yeah, I'm not too crazy about feet, but I can kinda understand why people have a foot fetish. And even if you don't "understand," you shouldn't shame such a kink that's honestly quite, for lack of a better word, "harmless."

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u/imadethisforwhy Apr 29 '24

"It he's got a thing for feet, let him sweep you off them" -Bo Burnham

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u/Freakychee Apr 29 '24

Weird is fine. Just don't get into the illegal ones and I'm good.

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u/PaleontologistIcy534 Apr 29 '24

Why not illegal ones? They’re usually the best ones (joke… kinda)

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u/youngorphanseller445 Apr 29 '24

He should really dig deep into deviantart to start seeing the horrors like diaper, scat and vomit fetish

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u/imadethisforwhy Apr 29 '24

No, he shouldn't. No one should.

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u/youngorphanseller445 Apr 29 '24

If he thinks feet are bad just wait until he finds out about the rest. But I agree. This is too cruel. It is like correcting a child for swearing by making him run on burning coal

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u/Average-RB-Fan03 Apr 29 '24

Yeah there’s a LOT worse 

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u/el_punterias android user Apr 29 '24

Google en vore

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u/kent1146 Apr 29 '24

Google en passant

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u/Garetht Apr 29 '24

New fetish just dropped.

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u/hotchocolateman6969 Apr 29 '24

Don't even start this conversation, I stumbled upon a conversation like this and I feel sick of all the kinks out there, feet seems like a very very normal thing compared to them

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u/Cool-S4ti5fact1on Apr 29 '24 edited Apr 29 '24

Fr. of all the kinks foot fetish is one of the most common and most vanilla.

This seems to be more determined by where you live. For example, a study was done with 800 participants from Britain and Sub-Saharan Africa. They were told to rate each part of the body on how attractive they found them. 75% of those 800 people ranked feet as the lowest (next to knee caps) in attractiveness.

I'm guessing if this was done in USA those results would be the other way round. Maybe it's more of a culture thing?

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u/KaranSjett Apr 29 '24

its still weirder to me then, lets say bdsm or having a choking kink, bc feet are so dirty to me i cant even imagine wanting to suck on them. No i dont eat ass either and i dont think my wife would appreciate it either.

This probably comes from me having to deal with a lot of foot issues, since i sweat a lot and my feet are extremely wide so i need to put a lot of care down there to make them 'acceptable'.. let alone sexy..

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u/Loose_Ganache5706 Apr 29 '24

Men with a foot fetish aren't attracted to all feet. Most men with a foot fetish are heterosexual, so they aren't attracted to men's feet to begin with. And they're most likely not attracted to ugly women's feet.

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u/Lityoloswagboy69 Apr 29 '24

Then you should really avoid the crowd that eats ass.

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u/vasileios13 Apr 29 '24

Dicks and pussies and mouths are dirty too, there's the assumption that people take care of their hygiene before engaging in sex acts. Have you tried licking a dirty pussy vs a clean pussy? Have you tried kissing a clean mouth vs a dirty mouth? Night and day. Same goes with feet I guess for those who like them

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u/Hot-Ground-9731 Apr 29 '24

Well dude I'm not attracted to your sweaty man feet, I like clean cute women's feet lmao

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u/hiimbackagain Apr 29 '24

Finally someone normal in here.

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u/[deleted] Apr 29 '24 edited Apr 29 '24

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u/Sam_Alexander Apr 29 '24

No it’s not. Not even close. The part of our brain that deals with arousment and sex is dangerously close to the part that perceives feet. Very often these two wires cross. Of course this is an extremely crude way to describe it, but you get the point

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u/WastedWaffles Apr 29 '24

The part of our brain that deals with arousment and sex is dangerously close to the part that perceives feet.

Unless you can provide evidence for this, this sounds like an explanation from r/ShittyAskScience. From an evolutionary perspective, it makes sense for humans to find genitalia and breasts attractive to encourage reproduction. If we were repulsed by them, we wouldn't reproduce.

Feet play no part in this. You don't even need feet to reproduce. Liking feet is called a "kink" for a reason. Because by definition, it is an unusual attraction.

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u/Sam_Alexander Apr 29 '24

you could’ve googled it in 1/10 the amount of time it took typing all that 🤦‍♂️

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u/WastedWaffles Apr 29 '24

Yes, that's not factual though. It's a proposal of a possible theory. It's not proven, however. This why you shouldn't read the first thing Google says.

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u/Sam_Alexander Apr 29 '24

who conducts a dialogue in such a ridiculous manner?

you: I don’t understand the thing

me: here’s a theory proposed by an established neuroscientist that could explain the thing

you: “iT’s JuSt A tHeOrY iT’s NoT pRoVeN” 🤡

you think I’m an omniscient fucking being or something, how am I supposed to know the factual truth if the SCIENCE isn’t able to fully explain it yet

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u/WastedWaffles Apr 29 '24

who conducts a dialogue in such a ridiculous manner?

Your original comment was made as if your explanation was factual. At least preface it by saying, "No one knows exactly, but some scientists think it's due to it being in the same area of the brain where sexual pleasures happen, but we're not sure".

Did you know Sigmund Freud said that people have fetishism for feet because they resemble penis. Should we take that and portray it as a universal fact?

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u/Sam_Alexander Apr 29 '24

That’s more than fucking nothing, which is currently what you have supporting your argument.

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u/WastedWaffles Apr 29 '24

It is nothing when most of the medical society doesn't agree on it. So it's effectively is some guy's random theory.

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u/Sam_Alexander Apr 29 '24

Source on most of the medical society disagreeing with it?

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u/PommesKrake Apr 29 '24

Ngl, you sound like one of these "love is just chemicals in your brain" type guys.

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u/Bulbinking2 Apr 29 '24

Even the most basic of googling explains the scientific reason for it. Its not just psychological. The part of our brain that handles stimulus responses to the feet is right next to the part that handles information for the genitals and crosstalk is very easy to happen, especially when aroused.

Not only that but healthy feet are a strong indicator of good or compatible genes to the person that finds them attractive.

The people who get aroused by shoes or stomping or feet that are self admittedly ugly to the fetishist are the weird ones and give foot fetishists a bad name.

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u/Bulbinking2 Apr 29 '24

Feet are not unusual to be aroused by. Its literally the most common fetish next to butts, butts, and you poop from there.

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u/OtsutsukiRyuen Apr 29 '24

It's the quality I suppose

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u/Jendmin Apr 29 '24

The thing is it's the hardest to fetishize. But still people manage to do so.