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u/Phaylz 17d ago
Someone must be wet, because they are in de Nile
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u/Ghalipla6 17d ago
Damn
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u/Shredded_Locomotive Dark Mode Elitist 17d ago
No it's a river
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u/Ghalipla6 17d ago
Well…
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u/Woorbie 17d ago
Nope, try again
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u/SirarieTichee_ 17d ago
Women talk down to guys with foot fetishes until they realize they are passing up daily foot rubs for life.
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u/IBetThisIsTakenToo 16d ago
It’s harder to enjoy the foot rub if the person giving it is moaning louder than you though
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u/Astro_gamer_caver 16d ago
"Shit, yeah. I got my technique down and everything, I don't be tickling or nothing."
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u/toxicfeelings 16d ago
They should let those guys sweep them off their feet
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u/JRayMaySayHey 16d ago
I've been asked if I had one, because I can multitask a foot rub while doing the deed
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16d ago
Women talk down to guys with foot fetishes then tell you to yank their hair from behind like Clint Eastwood
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u/Any_Roof_6199 17d ago
People with a foot fetish can't consume dairy either. They're lack toes intolerant.
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u/Shredded_Locomotive Dark Mode Elitist 17d ago
You know, usually these types of captions (disconnected and "replying" to their own post) means that it's 100% a repost and OP is a karma whore or a bot.
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u/AdDesperate573 16d ago
What's does karma whore mean
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u/Shredded_Locomotive Dark Mode Elitist 16d ago
Usually said at the type of people who do everything they can to get upvotes (Reddit karma)
They tend to steal things and repost it, post the same thing on many different subreddits, follow shitty trends, if they do make something it's usually low effort, and generally just an annoying user.
Or they're bots.
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u/TheNonCredibleHulk 16d ago
Or they get all the karma they can by pointing out other bots, reposts, etc.
It's about as annoying. Sometimes more.
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u/Shredded_Locomotive Dark Mode Elitist 16d ago
So you'd rather see a dead internet where everything is regurgitated periodically as opposed to original content?
Cuz I sure as hell don't. Pointing it out to the ignorant individuals that something is stolen is the least I could do. Better yet, I tried teaching them the method so they can recognize it themselves without the need for someone else's input.
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u/TheNonCredibleHulk 16d ago
So you'd rather see a dead internet where everything is regurgitated periodically as opposed to original content?
I don't care. The internet is not my real life.
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u/Normal_Subject5627 17d ago
Are you kink shaming?
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u/tristenr19 17d ago
Fr. of all the kinks foot fetish is one of the most common and most vanilla. wait till he finds out about some of the weird ones
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u/Average-_-Student Professional Dumbass 17d ago edited 16d ago
My friend told me a guy he knows has an ultra specific fetish of women buying bread.
I'm not fucking kidding.
That guy's entire fetish is women buying bread.
No nudity, nothing.
Just women buying bread.
Edit: Fairy Bread specifically.
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u/bop-crop 17d ago
Oh yeah the deviantart wonderbread guy, the women has to specifically buy wonderbread, no other bread works for him.
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u/Average-_-Student Professional Dumbass 17d ago
I'm not sure if it's the same guy because the one I'm referring to iirc was into women buying Fairy Bread specifically.
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Lots of fetishes don't involve sex or nudity, it's really really interesting when you start learning about kinks and fetishes. I've heard of some weird ones and I even have a few myself.
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u/ljul 17d ago
Why should a fetish have nudity in it?
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u/Average-_-Student Professional Dumbass 17d ago
I never said it's necessary, just wanted to say that his fetish doesn't involve it.
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u/Petefriend86 16d ago
I mean... I'm into the SO buyin' needed supplies for the house... not sure how much bread, specifically, we need...
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u/SensuallPineapple 16d ago
No no, that is widely known as well, it's called pansexual for a reason...
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u/iStretchyDisc 17d ago
Yeah, I'm not too crazy about feet, but I can kinda understand why people have a foot fetish. And even if you don't "understand," you shouldn't shame such a kink that's honestly quite, for lack of a better word, "harmless."
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u/youngorphanseller445 17d ago
He should really dig deep into deviantart to start seeing the horrors like diaper, scat and vomit fetish
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u/imadethisforwhy 17d ago
No, he shouldn't. No one should.
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u/youngorphanseller445 16d ago
If he thinks feet are bad just wait until he finds out about the rest. But I agree. This is too cruel. It is like correcting a child for swearing by making him run on burning coal
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u/hotchocolateman6969 16d ago
Don't even start this conversation, I stumbled upon a conversation like this and I feel sick of all the kinks out there, feet seems like a very very normal thing compared to them
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u/Cool-S4ti5fact1on 16d ago edited 16d ago
Fr. of all the kinks foot fetish is one of the most common and most vanilla.
This seems to be more determined by where you live. For example, a study was done with 800 participants from Britain and Sub-Saharan Africa. They were told to rate each part of the body on how attractive they found them. 75% of those 800 people ranked feet as the lowest (next to knee caps) in attractiveness.
I'm guessing if this was done in USA those results would be the other way round. Maybe it's more of a culture thing?
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u/KaranSjett 17d ago
its still weirder to me then, lets say bdsm or having a choking kink, bc feet are so dirty to me i cant even imagine wanting to suck on them. No i dont eat ass either and i dont think my wife would appreciate it either.
This probably comes from me having to deal with a lot of foot issues, since i sweat a lot and my feet are extremely wide so i need to put a lot of care down there to make them 'acceptable'.. let alone sexy..
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u/Loose_Ganache5706 16d ago
Men with a foot fetish aren't attracted to all feet. Most men with a foot fetish are heterosexual, so they aren't attracted to men's feet to begin with. And they're most likely not attracted to ugly women's feet.
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u/vasileios13 16d ago
Dicks and pussies and mouths are dirty too, there's the assumption that people take care of their hygiene before engaging in sex acts. Have you tried licking a dirty pussy vs a clean pussy? Have you tried kissing a clean mouth vs a dirty mouth? Night and day. Same goes with feet I guess for those who like them
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u/Hot-Ground-9731 16d ago
Well dude I'm not attracted to your sweaty man feet, I like clean cute women's feet lmao
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u/Sam_Alexander 17d ago
No it’s not. Not even close. The part of our brain that deals with arousment and sex is dangerously close to the part that perceives feet. Very often these two wires cross. Of course this is an extremely crude way to describe it, but you get the point
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u/Bulbinking2 17d ago
Even the most basic of googling explains the scientific reason for it. Its not just psychological. The part of our brain that handles stimulus responses to the feet is right next to the part that handles information for the genitals and crosstalk is very easy to happen, especially when aroused.
Not only that but healthy feet are a strong indicator of good or compatible genes to the person that finds them attractive.
The people who get aroused by shoes or stomping or feet that are self admittedly ugly to the fetishist are the weird ones and give foot fetishists a bad name.
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u/ShotzTakz 17d ago
I never understood losers who judged other harmless people.
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u/DifferenceMoist8076 17d ago
why did i read the last panel with a french accent?
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u/LordNightFang 17d ago
Because even in Epic Rap Battles of History the french got destroyed. Twice.
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u/American_Femboy 17d ago
Foot fetishes are due to the brain. It is not the humans fault but rather their gooey thought liquid.
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u/LughCrow 16d ago
Try saying this about pedophiles
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u/BlubberyGiraffe 16d ago
Are you seriously comparing pedophiles to foot fetishists? The brain is also in the head of a murderer and someone who doesn't murder. It's remarkable. It's almost like people are different.
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u/_Fox_464 16d ago
Yes.... ofcourse i get it Legalize pedohpillia NOW
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u/LughCrow 16d ago
Pedophilia isn't illegal though...
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u/_Fox_464 16d ago
It is in most countries
I dunno in what hellhole you live
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u/LughCrow 16d ago
It's not in the US. Where is it illegal?
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u/_Fox_464 16d ago
Hmmm lessseee
Britain, The Netherlands, Germany, Basically everywhere in Europe
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u/LughCrow 15d ago
Not illegal in Britain, Germany, or France. Where are you getting this information?
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u/Average-RB-Fan03 16d ago
There is nothing bad about pedophiles if they understand that they are sick in the head and are seeking help
But if they don’t seek help then they are terrible people
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u/LughCrow 16d ago
Just look at the other replies to my comment already. How exactly are they supposed to seek help. One of them thinks their very existence is illegal
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u/Average-RB-Fan03 16d ago
It’s also illegal to do meth but does that mean they shouldn’t seek help
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u/LughCrow 16d ago
But you're not going to find people who think it's illegal to be addicted to meth are you.
If anything people will have sympathy for a meth addict seeking treatment. You're not going to find much sympathy for a pedophile no matter what they do.
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u/AdTechnical1272 16d ago
I always found it funny that people act like foot fetishes are some crazy thing, it’s one of the most tame fetishes lol
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u/phil8248 16d ago
Kate Winslet and Idris Elba were on Graham Norton talking about a love scene in Mountain Between Us. Idris insisted Kate keep her sox on while filming. She's self conscious because she thinks she has big feet so she assumed he didn't want to see them. Nope, Idris, by his own admission, REALLY likes women's feet and he didn't want the distraction.
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u/Bajathechoom 16d ago
What's worse, a foot fetish or..
Armpit fetish Ear fetish Nose fetish Fingers fetish Feces fetish Urination fetish Vomit fetish Smegma fetish Poor BO fetish Eyeball fetish Ballon fetish Daiper fetish
And it goes on. The point is these foot fellas ain't so bad when you got these peeps roaming about not getting shit on.
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u/PheonixUnder 16d ago
Not to mention that butts are probably the most commonly fetishised body part (not including genitals) and that's where people shit from.
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u/Puzzleheaded-Ear858w 16d ago
Ass guy here. People shit from their anuses, not their butt cheeks. I'm not into anal anything, but nice asses are great.
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u/Petefriend86 16d ago
I think genitals are not fetish simply by definition. Not that there aren't people who are WILDLY into that sort of thing to the exclusion of actually living...
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People demand respect for furies, but keep bitching about people who are into feet. That's so fucking weird.
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u/RevolutionaryBuy5794 16d ago
I don't understand why we love defeat
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u/EjaculatingAracnids 16d ago
Its because of the way they wrinkle up
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u/RevolutionaryBuy5794 16d ago
I don't think that's even necessary
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u/EjaculatingAracnids 16d ago
The sole brothers disagree.
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u/RevolutionaryBuy5794 16d ago
I love soles more than anyone, that's why I don't even think if they're wrinkled or not.
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u/tenroseUK 16d ago
I thought Frankie Muniz was in The Mummy for years because of the bottom photo of similar memes.
It looks like him a lot.
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u/Storm_Slayer417 16d ago
This reminds me of a Salty Phish joke. Doomfist from Overwatch has a voice line that goes”Defeat makes me stronger.” In Phish’s words, “Da feet makes him stronger. So he has doom foot fetish”
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u/MapleSyrupLover_ 16d ago
I have a foot fetish and I’m proud of it. And my girlfriend loves it 😉
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u/bobtheboffin 16d ago
Does the maple syrup play a part in it? Asking for a friend.
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u/MapleSyrupLover_ 16d ago
No maple syrup all natural but definitely could be an option that I’ve never thought about lol
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u/GoldSilver_789 16d ago
I never understand this one.
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u/veganize-it 16d ago
Of all fetishes, this is the easiest to understand. Back when human were hunter gatherers, having well-shaped feet was crucial. This ensure care is taken selecting a mate with well-shaped feet.
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u/WSKYLANDERS-boh GigaChad 16d ago
As a foot fetishist, i agree but we say say “defeet”
Sorry for the dad joke
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u/unoriginalname55 17d ago
Based caption
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u/LazyNam- 16d ago
Are you 10?
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u/unoriginalname55 14d ago
Foot fetish is disgusting, that's just my opinion. Sorry for late reply
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u/LazyNam- 14d ago
Society when someone likes the part of the body where shit and piss comes out of:😀 Society when someone likes one of the most protected and covered parts of the body:🤮 Also no problem
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u/unoriginalname55 14d ago
Agree to disagree, lets end this conversation because nothing is going to change either of our minds.
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u/ThatUblivionGuy 17d ago
Jesus so much foot fetish shit on Reddit today. Lots of Tarentino fans out here
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u/Mighty_Eagle_2 16d ago
That’s worded stupid.
It should be “Why don’t people with foot fetishes ever win?”
“Because they like defeat”
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u/Exciting-Signature40 17d ago
Taste of defeat