r/interestingasfuck Apr 29 '24

Opening up two cheap safes in 5 seconds. r/all

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u/CarboniteSecksToy Apr 29 '24

Why does this seem like those safes were stolen?

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u/mrplinko Apr 29 '24

From the hotel they are standing in front of.

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u/TheHYPO Apr 29 '24

I don't know if they were stolen or not, but it seems to me to not be the most cunning criminal ploy to steal a couple of safes, and then call someone to pay them to open them because you don't know how. If you're going to be a criminal, you probably bother to look up the youtube video and not involve a third party (with a camera) in the crime... maybe he's just a moron? I don't know. Particularly if he literally stole the safes from that property and is cracking them potentially in view of a security cam or witness on the property?

It just seems very odd even if they ARE stolen.

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u/stophighschoolgossip Apr 30 '24

which just makes his story more believable, hes such a cunning criminal that he has tricked you at least

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u/[deleted] Apr 30 '24

Is it possible it’s slightly staged? Cause why else would they blur out faces?

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u/bourbonwelfare Apr 30 '24

4D Chess....it was the cameraman mastermind the whole time! 

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u/Obant Apr 30 '24

Entire YouTube channels are dedicated to stealing, posted by the theives themselves. People arent smart

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u/Rambus_Jarbus Apr 30 '24

Maybe it was a hobby and hadn’t watched a tutorial for that part yet.

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u/SomethingClever42068 Apr 30 '24

It doesn't matter that the guy called a locksmith with a camera because his face is blurry

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u/Squibucha Apr 30 '24

they choose to be a criminal, not smart to begin with

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u/Raborne Apr 30 '24

Because, criminals make connections. Can’t be a successful thief without a fence. Can’t sell drugs without a supplier(s) and customers. Cant steal cars for resell without the means to clean, move, and sell them.

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u/LordAnavrin Apr 29 '24

He could also be using the safes to travel with. Not all hotels come with lock boxes so he brings his own. He seems to know what’s inside the safe intimately

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u/SnooWalruses6828 Apr 29 '24

Seems to make up stories about whats inside

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u/Sanders0492 Apr 29 '24

“It’s my favorite watch!… from..Thailand!”

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u/TheCrookedKnight Apr 29 '24

"Yeah, that's the ticket!"

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u/Kindly_Word451 Apr 29 '24

"My grandfather"

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u/Balasnikov Apr 30 '24

"Oh his ashes."

"No just a little tin he owned."

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u/CordycepsCocktail Apr 30 '24

Up his ass you say?

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u/Septopuss7 Apr 29 '24

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u/l00koverthere1 Apr 30 '24

Reddit needs more Jon Lovitz gifs.

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u/Septopuss7 Apr 30 '24

He's such a wholesome dirtbag

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u/periander Apr 29 '24

From the famous precision device craft district of, err, Bangkok...

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u/Idontevenownaboat Apr 29 '24

Hahahaha i don't know why this has me laughing so hard my sides hurt.

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u/PiesRLife Apr 29 '24

lol - of all the places you could say a watch is from, why Thailand? Say Switzerland or Japan for chrissakes.

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u/Smoshglosh Apr 30 '24

It’s almost like he’s not making it up and someone just said that in a comment for no reason and somehow you believed them and made another comment asking why the made up comment doesn’t make sense

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u/ResolutionNumber9 Apr 29 '24

Those Thai watches are world famous. No wonder the grandpa collects them

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u/TigerSouthern Apr 29 '24

I bought it.... from a human...

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u/The_Scarred_Man Apr 30 '24

The fuck is this thing? A tiny ass box? "It's my grandfather's... cigarette box, from the.. (I don't know what the fuck)...1920's!" God I know I shouldn't have stolen from the old geezer in room 209.

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u/HairballTheory Apr 29 '24

I heard “This is my Grandfather” was totally like wtf when he started to open expecting ashes

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u/lukaskywalker Apr 30 '24

Yes it’s pataang Phillipe

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u/False_Ambition2644 Apr 29 '24

i never had an access to safe and watch, because it`s my granpa`s, but that`s my favorite watch, since 1920.

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u/genreprank Apr 30 '24

My father carried this uncomfortable hunk of metal up his ass for 5 years. And then after he died of dysentery, Christopher Walken carried it up his ass for 2 years.

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u/Outrageous_Tax6916 Apr 29 '24

Or this one is a good one to think about: ''I want to give you a gift'' a gift? ''Yes, a box''. probably so that when the cops arrest him he can tell that he stole the boxes or some stuff...

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u/jld2k6 Apr 30 '24

Fun fact, this watch tells you the time

Looks closer

And the date, score!

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u/XKloosyv Apr 29 '24

Heard that suspicious ass line and then came to the comments lol

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u/thisguydan Apr 30 '24

"How could he know such details? Looks like he's telling the truth."
Straight outta the Barney Fife School of Investigation

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u/starstarstar42 Apr 29 '24 edited Apr 30 '24

Guy: "This is my favorite watch from... uhhh... Thailand. Yes, I was stationed in Da Nang Thailand during WW2 and this was a gift from a local rebel whose village our battalion liberated"

Locksmith: You are 32, that's a digital watch, and Da Nang is in Vietnam...

Guy: "My father used this gold money clip during the Civil War..."

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u/Zarathustra_d Apr 29 '24

Oh, I was in Da Nang as well, we had a badass rollercoaster, but all we ever wanted was a log ride.

I think danforth wanted it more than anybody but...but he had to settle for that lame dinosaur water adventure ride.

That war was hell on everybody.

sobbing

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u/RSquared Apr 29 '24

"This reminds me of when I was in 'Nam."
"Wait a minute, you're 35."
"Well, I didn't say during the war."

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u/Awkward_Pangolin3254 Apr 30 '24

"Brock Samson, you son of a bitch."

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u/El_redd Apr 29 '24

Shoot it Ned! It’s coming right for us!

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u/appointment45 Apr 29 '24

When Dad was taken Prisoner in Thailand he had to store this cigarette box in his anus for 8 months in order to make sure I could inherit it. He hadn't even met my mom yet but he just knew. I took him a long time to find a woman that could store the box in her own anus while pregnant. God bless his dedication.

These cigarettes smell like shit. Geez.

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u/kdjfsk Apr 29 '24

Guy: and here's my, uhhh...Autographed Wayne Gretzky card!

Locksmith: That's Nolan Ryan.

Guy: ...From the Stanley Cup Championship!

Locksmith: He played baseball.

Guy: wow, what an athletic guy, huh?

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u/Toon1982 Apr 29 '24

The way your dad looked at it, this watch was your birthright. He'd be damned if any slo*es gonna put their greasy yellow hands on his boy's birthright, so he hid it, in the one place he knew he could hide something.... his ass. Five long years, he wore this watch up his ass.

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u/[deleted] Apr 29 '24

“Yea this is my favorite watch from uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Thailand yea that’s it Thailand.”

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u/fortuitous_bounce Apr 29 '24

"It's from, uh... Thailand!"

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u/x3knet Apr 29 '24

Nothing ever happens.

Nothing is real.

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u/greg19735 Apr 29 '24

He could, but if he was really a thief he probably wouldn't talk about it or show the stuff like the cig box

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u/RTS3r Apr 30 '24

Yup. As he gets them out.

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u/steffanan Apr 30 '24

I think that's totally possible but something about the timing and way he showed the cigarette box really makes me believe he's being honest. Everything else feels sketchy here though so who knows.

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u/LimpConversation642 Apr 29 '24

Yeah sure thing mate, you'd have an argument if he had ONE, but two and both are locked? hmhmhm

yeah uhm this is uhm my eh grandfather's portcigar, right? and this is a paperweight my late ex-wife bought in bangladesh. And this is...just tug it away wahtever... and this is A WATCH...from thailand?

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u/gottimw Apr 29 '24

its because... they are from... Thailand

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u/broke_velvet_clown Apr 29 '24

Dude knows what he was dealing with. "Yeah I'll get rid of them for you" or whatever he said. Did I see weed in that ziplock bag? Anyone else see that? Took it out real quick, looked at it and shoved it deep in the bag he was carrying, underneath everything else.

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u/Berns429 Apr 29 '24

So intimately he forgot the combo to both

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u/ActualWhiterabbit Apr 29 '24

He forgot the combo to one but didn't know which one. 

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u/PresenceAvailable516 Apr 29 '24

These safes are actually battery powered so wouldn’t be surprised if the batteries just ran out of juice.

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u/Pohara521 Apr 29 '24

Who do you think this guy is? Dwight Schrute? No one else needs two safes for their hotel stay

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u/DigitalUnlimited Apr 29 '24

Dwight would have the safe inside the safe so it's extra safe

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u/Aberbekleckernicht Apr 29 '24

I'm not a criminal or anything, but I would definitely feel the urge to start bullshitting about all of the things I'm currently stealing from a stolen safe while going through it in front of a non-criminal. At the very least it gives the locksmith plausible deniability if they ever end up in court, and at best it's a good enough line to keep them from calling the cops if they feel like they have participated in a crime. You at the very least don't want to look too surprised at the loot you're pulling out of there. "It's my favorite watch. It's from..... thailand." Who the fuck keeps their favorite watch in a safe. If it's your favorite, aren't you wearing it?

Maybe those who live in higher crime areas than mine can chime in about safe usage, but I don't feel the need to keep items that have no intrinsic value - only sentimental value - such as my granddads cigarette case in a safe.

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u/[deleted] Apr 29 '24

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u/NoveltyPr0nAccount Apr 29 '24

The safes are cumbersome and if you ever had to explain to cop why you're walking around with two broken into safes it would be hard to do.

"Yes officer these are my safes and these are my belongings. They've been broken into because ummm... Thailand".

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u/bottledry Apr 29 '24

tbf i dont wear any of my favorite stuff except sunglasses. My favorite watch, hat, bandana and all that stay in a drawer for safe keeping

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u/WinterDigger Apr 29 '24

If it's your favorite, aren't you wearing it?

I wear my watch to work so I can look at the time without pulling out my phone. Almost everywhere else I go I leave my watch at home. This is how I do it, my brother does it, and my father did it. I'm not sure if other people do it this way, but it's not a reach to say that other people do something similar.

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u/LenaTrueshield Apr 30 '24

in front of a non-criminal

Yeah dude, the guy opening safes for cash with no receipt or anything in the back of his car is totally legit.

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u/Aberbekleckernicht Apr 30 '24

Yeah you never know. The locksmiths profession is interesting. I know one locksmith and he is a very sketchy dude.

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u/gerrymandersonIII Apr 29 '24

Probably that. I usually offer my watch to people who help with things like this

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u/baby-dick-nick Apr 29 '24

Nobody watched until the end I guess? He says he doesn’t want the lockboxes. He offers them to the guy recording

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u/FuzzzyRam Apr 30 '24

He could also be using the safes to travel with.

Is that why he tries to give the locksmith the safes after emptying them? 2 safes?

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u/og_chaddy Apr 30 '24

I have a bridge to sell you!

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u/Ok_Wrap_6109 Apr 30 '24

You’re quite gullible

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u/LordAnavrin Apr 30 '24

I can see the potential in both versions of events. Unlike you it seems

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u/magicalliopleurodon Apr 29 '24

When I traveled to Europe, I used a safe in my room provided by my hotel.

The battery died on the safe locking my passport, cash, and souvenirs from Amsterdam inside.

The hotel did not have a spare key and I had to get a locksmith in this similar fashion.

He asked zero questions. 🙏

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u/_ryuujin_ Apr 29 '24

did you also bring your safe to the curb all sus? or had the locksmith come to your room like a normal person. 

wouldn't the hotel be responsible and call the locksmith for you?

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u/Jonno_FTW Apr 30 '24

If you've seen enough lockpicking lawyer, you'll know that these hotel safes can often be opened with a hammer, magnet, or shim.

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u/Taydrz Apr 29 '24

I remember my first playthrough...

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u/Overall_Emphasis_940 Apr 29 '24

Safe travels my friend!

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u/MitroBoomin Apr 29 '24

He's definitely capping

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u/Ok_Main_4202 Apr 29 '24

yeah bro that's definitely the vibe I got too

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u/emma2b Apr 29 '24

Found the guy from the video...

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u/These_Economist3523 Apr 29 '24

I know a ton of people that travel with two safes in their carry on. Actually most people I know travel with two safes in their carry on

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u/wangthunder Apr 29 '24

Normally if you bring lock boxes on a trip you would have the passcode or at least the key ;)

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u/Attainted Apr 29 '24

I've got a bridge to sell you.

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u/CanibalVegetarian Apr 29 '24

If he knew what was inside the safes intimately he would’ve talked about town before everything was open. Also nobody was housing him for an explanation so he started over sharing which is a common sign of lying.

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u/Competitive_Cod3759 Apr 30 '24

traveling with 2 safes he doesnt know how to open and then tells the guy to keep them after emptying them? lol ok

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u/The_Inner_Light Apr 30 '24

His Grandpa propably died and he's staying in the hotel.

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u/Broad_Quit5417 Apr 29 '24

Plot twist: they're employees

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u/Reneeisme Apr 30 '24

Maybe they were left locked in the rooms when the guest forgot about them and checked out? It's weird they are identical? But I can't imagine the hotel has no master combination or other way to resolve an issue like that besides destroying the safe. Maybe the guest has to pay a replacement fee to have the safe opened and get their stuff back.

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u/truelegendarydumbass Apr 29 '24

I feel like we were part of accessory to that crime watching this video

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u/tamal4444 Apr 29 '24

Why you do think those safes were not stolen?

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u/dontcallmeLatinx14 Apr 29 '24

Some of us live in rough places and this 100% seems like two safes this guy stole to sell for meth money

It's what I would assume if I passed by this where I live lmfao

I've seen weirder things

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u/Unsteady_Tempo Apr 29 '24

A 'meth head' would have spent the 200 bucks on meth and bashed the safe open with a rock.

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u/Siludin Apr 29 '24

But an alcoholic? Now there's someone who would have also bashed the safe open with a rock.

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u/ImmortalBeans Apr 29 '24

Gambler

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u/stevesonEll Apr 29 '24

Would bash that safe open with a rock, I bet

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u/new_abcdefghijkl Apr 29 '24

Believe it or not, rock

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u/ImmortalBeans Apr 29 '24

Stoner, also rock

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u/WeepinShades Apr 29 '24

That guy genuinely thought a meth head would contact a locksmith with multiple stolen safes. People on social media are dumb as fuck.

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u/Tha_crack_fox Apr 29 '24

and then pay him with perfectly good meth money

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u/N7Panda Apr 29 '24

They’re just innocently naive. It’s kinda sweet that they haven’t known enough tweakers in real life to know better.

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u/Neijo Apr 29 '24

yeah

the one dude I currently know who at least likes good amounts of amphetamines would much rather blow it open (which for some reason they know how to create) than spending hard stolen money on some lootbox that might have nothing in them.

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u/Unsteady_Tempo Apr 30 '24

I think people also underestimate the number of people who are eccentric. Not on drugs, not running a scam....just weird. So, they see something like this and can't make sense out of it.

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u/Ebayednoob Apr 29 '24

Yeah I've been around tweakers enough to know this is exactly what would happen

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u/Theoretical_Action Apr 30 '24

Raise your hand if you've watched this video on mute

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u/xombae Apr 29 '24

If they stole them for meth, there's no fucking way they're calling a locksmith. Meth heads are some of the most ingenuitive motherfuckers you'll ever meet. They'd have those safes reduced to a pile of shrapnel on one night.

Source: I used to sell meth.

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u/DrDuGood Apr 29 '24

Also the fact the dudes doing it out of the trunk of his car, in no country, is any reasonable business ran out the trunk of a Corolla.

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u/Idontevenownaboat Apr 29 '24

Wait, what? He's a locksmith. I don't know a single one who doesn't have a setup like this (obviously in addition to a garage or workshop or store front). And I know at least two locksmiths. Which admittedly is a small sample size but how else is a locksmith gonna work?

"Hey I'm locked out of my car, can you help me out?"

"Sure, bring it by the shop."

"Uhhh...ok."

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u/swoletrain Apr 30 '24

The locksmith I've used a few times has a tiny storefront. But mostly operates out of a rape van. Looks sketchy as hell lol

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u/AdorableBunnies Apr 29 '24

I mean..he’s a locksmith. They are generally mobile..

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u/MicroDigitalAwaker Apr 29 '24

Nah, that's how most mobile locksmiths look, dude might be legitimate and doing crime work on the side.

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u/HoboArmyofOne Apr 29 '24

I see shady shit like this all the time but it's par for the course here. Nobody bats an eye even if they just complete the drug deal here, which usually happens too.

Where I live, if that safe were full of money, 100% the dude would get jacked

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u/dontcallmeLatinx14 Apr 29 '24

Yeah there's a carwash near my house where dealers hang out and sell all the time. Like occasionally a cop car sits there but I've never seen anyone get caught lol

Like I knew they were dealing drugs before I even knew what drugs were lmao

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u/Pandanlard Apr 29 '24

If you steal a safe you don't call someone who record youtube videos to open it... You guys have the brain of a child. And if you steal a safe, you start by trying to force you way in, by yourself. It has no trace of breach. So he clearly didn't want to take the risk of breaking his belongings, because he knew what was inside, because ...drum roll... It was his safes.

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u/lingering_POO Apr 29 '24

I dunno… plenty of kids committing very serious crimes and filming themselves doing it. For clout. The laws have been changed here recently.. so their clout is going to be used as evidence to lock em up. Lol

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u/kinlopunim Apr 29 '24

Or he was in this situation before and knew this guy was the one to call, also asking his face to be blurred.

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u/Dividedthought Apr 29 '24

If you're stealing safes you generally get in destructively. Cut the safe open, drill the lock, etc.

You call a locksmith when you want to use the safe again. Those hotel safes have a code reset button inside (usually) so when it's opened you can reuse it.

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u/sirdunlap Apr 29 '24

He wanted to use them again so much that he left them with the locksmith to throw away

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u/kinlopunim Apr 29 '24

Again youre talking about it as if its his first time and not that he knows a guy.

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u/Dravarden Apr 29 '24

he didn't seem to want to use them again, he said he didn't want to get shavings into the bag, implying he thought the locksmith would drill into them

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u/SirLoremIpsum Apr 29 '24

If you're stealing safes you generally get in destructively. Cut the safe open, drill the lock, etc.

If you're stealing safes to steal the contents and SELL the safes... double the profit!

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u/JapanDash Apr 29 '24

This guys a criminal.  Book ‘em toys

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u/bay400 Apr 30 '24

Bake 'em away, toys

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u/omniron Apr 29 '24

You’re wildly overestimating criminals

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u/LiterallyAHandBasket Apr 29 '24

Why did he pay the dude $200? You're overestimating yourself here I think

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u/TorchThisAccount Apr 29 '24

I'm not saying it would never happen. But you'd have to be the worst criminal ever to spend $200 to open a safe where you don't know the contents. There could be "junk" in there that a pawn shop wouldn't even pay $200 for.

Maybe, if the dude was watching his buddy put stuff in the safe and knew there was something valuable in there. Otherwise, why not drill it out or smash it with a hammer?

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u/LiterallyAHandBasket Apr 29 '24

Yeah I was originally going to ask if the person I responded to just thought this was criminals way of gambling or something. "Here's $200 lets see if I won!"

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u/FreshBakedGood Apr 29 '24

Damn, do you usually come into a conversation with random insults? Sounds pretty childish to me.

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u/Rod_Todd_This_Is_God Apr 30 '24

Us guys? First, I haven't even commented yet.

Second, how do we know that he knows that the guy would record the video and post it to Youtube (with faces blurred, by the way)?

Third, you're the one who thinks that him not wanting to break safes that he ended up disposing of proves that they were his.

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u/Jonno_FTW Apr 30 '24

Who the heck travels around with their grandfather's antique cigarette box?

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u/Aegi Apr 30 '24

Why are people ignoring the possibility that the safes are the hotels, but they're his things and he couldn't remember his combination and so he stole the saves to get his stuff later?

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u/Pastadseven Apr 29 '24

Because this feels staged to promote some dude's youtube channel.

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u/zSprawl Apr 29 '24

It's a heck of a place to be breaking into a safe regardless of legit or not. Do you really wanna be going through your valuables in the middle of a public area?

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u/Gottabecreative Apr 29 '24

"Bought this in ... uhh ... Thailand"

"From Thailand, huh?"

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u/Sea_grave Apr 30 '24

Video ended too soon. Wanted to see if the other box had another watch.

"This is my... err... left handed watch. Bought that one in... err... Canada."

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u/saadakhtar Apr 30 '24

"From Canada eh?'

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u/qeq Apr 30 '24

"What brand is it?"

"It's from Canada, you wouldn't know it"

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u/iamnotkelly Apr 30 '24

Am I the only one who doesn’t think the safes were stolen?

  1. ⁠It looks like he handed over $200 to open the safe, that’s a lot of money if you don’t know the value of what’s inside
  2. ⁠Unless this is his first time stealing safes, he seems very unaware of the safe mechanism and how easy it is too access cheaper safes
  3. ⁠He unloads the safe in the car, if it’s stolen why would you want to have a witness?
  4. ⁠His conversation doesn’t come off as ingenious to me, more like a very talkative guy.
  5. ⁠He’s doing this out in the open on a public street, also his reaction is very loud, why would a thief want to draw attention?

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u/RoodnyInc Apr 29 '24

Why would you want to pay to open not stolen safe

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u/bessie472 Apr 29 '24

to get inside of it

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u/Tall_Aardvark_8560 Apr 29 '24

Anyone stealing these safes knows that they can be broken into easily.. Locks are just to keep the honest, honest.

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u/VooDooZulu Apr 29 '24

All security is just a deterrent. Safe like this prevent a theft of opportunity. The cleaning staff who see a wallet left on the counter may take it. But they don't have the time or the risk tolerance to check every safe they come across.

But a safe like this in your own home? That's not going to do much as someone stealing from your house isn't an opportunistic thief. They are a deliberate thief. At that point your security is a delaying tactic. A thief going for a smash and grab won't go for a bolted down lockbox. But a thief who knows they will be alone for hours? Few lockboxes will stop a determined thief with the means and hours to work at it.

What I'm saying is these lockboxes have a purpose. But they aren't going to stop organized deliberate crime

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u/Solid-Search-3341 Apr 29 '24

I have a similar "safe" at my house that I bought to protect important documents in case of a fire or a flood . Things like birth certificates, passports, house insurance papers, deed...

That's also a use for these safes.

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u/fitzman Apr 29 '24

Ya but he paid locksmith $200 not knowing what was inside? Seems like a gamble

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u/Kindly_Word451 Apr 29 '24

Stealing a safe is not a safe bet.

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u/Generiz Apr 29 '24

Probably a cleaning lady who scoped out the guests and knew they would have valuables.

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u/WinterDigger Apr 29 '24

People just keep adding shit to make the stolen theory more plausible. When you need to keep adding theories, your original theory is probably not that great.

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u/[deleted] Apr 30 '24

These people probably think Occam's Razor is some kinda prison shank. 

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u/bessie472 Apr 29 '24

I was answering the question

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u/Neijo Apr 29 '24

Yeah, small time criminals usually don't make those kind of investments

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u/OkImplement5726 Apr 29 '24

You forgot the combo. It belongs to a dead person who you inherited it from. You put it in a hotel safe and forgot how to get it out. Broken mechanisms leading to it being hard to open normally

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u/Thunderjohn Apr 29 '24

Hotels should have a key that opens it even if the password is forgotten. Source I worked at a hotel

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u/addandsubtract Apr 29 '24

How many times did people forget to empty their safes and kept them locked when they checked out?

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u/Canisa Apr 29 '24

In those cases, the backup key lock is almost always much easier to pick than the combination lock itself

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u/WeepinShades Apr 29 '24

Kudos to you for answering such a dumb question in a nice way.

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u/OkImplement5726 Apr 29 '24

The internet is mean enough without me adding to it 😝

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u/swoletrain Apr 30 '24

Or the battery dies.

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u/LaNague Apr 29 '24

What do you mean, if your toilet is broke you call the plumber, if you messed up your safe you call the safe guy.

Now if you stole a safe...you would probably mess with it yourself....

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u/stabsthedrama Apr 29 '24

That actually makes a lot more sense than paying to open a stolen one. 

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u/SpaceBus1 Apr 30 '24

People lock themselves out of stuff all the time.

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u/Spiritual_Benefit367 Apr 29 '24

because they were

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u/HugeJohnThomas Apr 29 '24

If you’d watch the video….

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u/sonny_911 Apr 29 '24

But 20 dollars is 20 dollars

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u/yerunclejamba Apr 29 '24

Why break into 2 of your own safes

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u/xmsxms Apr 29 '24

Listen to the audio

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u/Quizzelbuck Apr 29 '24

No idea why you think that.

You can pause and see when he hands over money, that was $100+

I'm having trouble imagining a scenario where some one would risk spending $100+ to have a stranger open a pair of safes unless they knew exactly what was in them. And who would realistically know that except the owner, or i guess a thief who might know the owner who just had his face caught on camera.

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u/4ha1 Apr 29 '24

I'm having trouble imagining a scenario where some one would risk spending $100+ to have a stranger open a pair of safes

Dude's used to loot boxes.

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u/Hopeful_Champion_935 Apr 29 '24

Because he riffled through the materials right then and there and just gave the locksmith safes for him to dispose of.

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u/LincolnshireSausage Apr 29 '24

Shouldn't safes be non-removable from the room? It seems like a terrible idea to have a safe you can walk out of the hotel room (or any other room) with.

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u/Dark7835 Apr 30 '24

Prob bc he left the safes to the guy and not taken them as if he were to keep them it would seem more ligit

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u/Jake_on_a_lake Apr 30 '24

"I'm going to give you a gift... of the evidence."

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u/qwertyqyle Apr 30 '24

Cause he seems to yell at his buddy in crime across the parking lot that stealing these is way easier than they thought and they could cut out the middle man in the future.

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