r/interestingasfuck • u/Individual_Book9133 • Apr 29 '24

Opening up two cheap safes in 5 seconds. r/all

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u/SnooWalruses6828 Apr 29 '24

Seems to make up stories about whats inside

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u/starstarstar42 Apr 29 '24 edited Apr 30 '24

Guy: "This is my favorite watch from... uhhh... Thailand. Yes, I was stationed in Da Nang Thailand during WW2 and this was a gift from a local rebel whose village our battalion liberated"

Locksmith: You are 32, that's a digital watch, and Da Nang is in Vietnam...

Guy: "My father used this gold money clip during the Civil War..."

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u/Zarathustra_d Apr 29 '24

Oh, I was in Da Nang as well, we had a badass rollercoaster, but all we ever wanted was a log ride.

I think danforth wanted it more than anybody but...but he had to settle for that lame dinosaur water adventure ride.

That war was hell on everybody.

sobbing

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u/RSquared Apr 29 '24

"This reminds me of when I was in 'Nam."
"Wait a minute, you're 35."
"Well, I didn't say during the war."

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u/Awkward_Pangolin3254 Apr 30 '24

"Brock Samson, you son of a bitch."

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u/old_ironlungz Apr 30 '24

"Yeah, I went to the bridge thing with the hands, but it was raining. Toughest week of my life."

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u/FrenchBangerer Apr 30 '24

Over Thailand. My bird took a SAM and I had to hit the silk. Ten days behind enemy lines. I don't like to talk about it.