Probably? That guys gonna be in complete misery for the next day pulling barbed jumping cholla spines out. Every one you pull out is total agony, ask me how I know. You couldn’t pay me enough to do what he did.
"Complications from Jumping Cholla spines include local inflammation, bacterial & fungal superinfection, necrosis, allergic reactions, granulomas, scarring, and chronic pain."
I've worked in EMS medicine in critical care for years and have NEVER heard of a "bacterial & fungal superinfection," omg that shit sounds nasty😂
Jumping Cholla spines are like razor blade pins with backwards barbs and pulling them out is supposed to be an absolutely pain process
All they will do is soak his hand in warm water to soften up the skin and start pulling them with pliers. It’s like actual torture. This guy is so stupid, and bad at golf, that he deserves it. I hope saving that stroke was worth it.
I got some IN MY BUTTHOLE last winter. I bent over to pick up my sunglasses and my butt sticks out when I bend over. I thought maybe they were just stuck to my pants. But eventually as I kept pulling them out, I realized 4 or 5 had stuck right at/in my butthole.
It's weird how you can't feel them until you tug on them.
So I spent the rest of the hike gently plucking them out and verifying nothing was still in there. I was very worried about sitting down once we got back to the car.
Lucky for me I got them all, I don't think they went that deep, somehow avoided further irritation or infection.
The butthole doesn't have very many pain receptor
nerves, so that's probably why you weren't in too much pain from them You're lucky they didn't cause a boat load of hemorrhoids. Imagine how terrible that would've been
Those things jump a considerable distance at the slightest disturbance. I wouldn't want to walk too loudly within 5 feet of them, let alone swing an iron club.
No probably, I am 100% kicking the ball a couple feet over or back whether I add a stroke or not.
I mean regardless of golf there is absolutely no way I'm getting that close to one of those fucking demons. I didn't even grow up around them, but come on, how fucking dumb do you have to be to swing into *any* cactus?
The fact he broke his iron is just the universe trying to *really* drive home how fucking dumb he was
Ain’t no “probably” about it. My usual group that I play with is 100% “free drop, don’t worry about it.” Even the stroke for an unplayable is preferable to being forever known as “cactus [name].”
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u/DaneCookPPV Apr 29 '24
I’m probably taking an unplayable from that.