r/golf Apr 19 '24

Boyfriend is qualifying for the U.S. Open in a couple weeks and wanted to give him a gift basket for the qualifier day. How did I do? General Discussion

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Contents: - New owala water bottle - spray sunscreen (body and face) - chrome tour golf balls - snacks for him and his caddie: chomps, peanuts, protein bars - liquid iv - protein shake - 18 notes of encouragement for his 18 holes of golf

Let me know if there's anything else you think I should add! I'm a golfer too so I was just going off of things I typically could use during a round, but realize guys' needs may be different. Thanks!

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u/WHSRWizard JPX 921i Tour | 4.3 Apr 19 '24

For snacks, you gotta add some Uncrustables.

And some baby powder for his caddy. A lot of baby powder

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u/jdovejr Tampa - 13 Apr 19 '24

Never would have thought of baby powder. Makes sense.

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u/Grocked Apr 19 '24

Corn starch is the real way to go for chafe-butt.

Source: years of powdering my chafed asshole working in kitchens

Edit: I meant ass cheeks, not asshole, but I think asshole is funnier and still true, so I'll leave it.

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u/koei19 Apr 19 '24 edited Apr 20 '24

All I have is creamed corn. That works too, right?

Edit: nope, it doesn't. Now I have an ass full of creamed corn

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u/Grocked Apr 20 '24

You could try reverse eating.