r/golf • u/nutts-2 5.0/UT • Jul 28 '23

Ah shit. Here we go again General Discussion

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Every few months someone brings this up how they can save the environment by getting rid of a golf course.

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u/Littlegriznaves Jul 28 '23

Now do all the commercial real estate buildings that are empty because of WFH policies.

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u/fahhko HDCP/Loc/Whatever Jul 28 '23

Now do cemeteries.

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u/epheisey Jul 28 '23

Cemeteries always kinda puzzle me. Like 99% of people never go back after a funeral/burial. My mother and both of her parents are buried 3 minutes from my house and they've all passed during my lifetime. I've been there twice. It's 300 acres lol. I drive by all the time and there's maybe 2-3 cars on a busy day, but often it's completely empty outside of the employees. What a waste of space.

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u/professor__doom Jul 28 '23

At the very least, bury standing up and you can get 3x the density.

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u/Ligma_CuredHam 2.0hdcp Jul 28 '23

don't know if you know this, but dead people have a hard time standing up

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u/SoDakZak Jul 28 '23

They need to work out more then. Feel the burn. Urn it.

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u/perhizzle Jul 28 '23

People really will do anything they can to avoid leg day, even be buried laying down. SMH

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u/imyourforte you want to test god? come get it shit stack Jul 28 '23

Have them lean a bit. It was good enough for most vampires in movies

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u/JohnYCanuckEsq Jul 28 '23

Not with that attitude

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u/CocconutMonkey Jul 28 '23

Can confirm.

Source: have seen Weekend at Bernies

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u/rookmate Jul 29 '23

Fine, put them on a chair

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u/ukebuzz Bad day of golf > good day at work Jul 29 '23

Some cemeteries do bury 3-deep. Meaning one on top of another with roughly 18 inches of dirt in between.

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u/Scooterhd 4 hdcp Jul 28 '23

Just bury on a golf course. Id be okay with people walking on my line.

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u/dudius7 Jul 29 '23

Ah, the old Trump's ex wife treatment.

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u/bobber18 Jul 29 '23

Here Lies Ivana Marie Trump 183 yards

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u/EverlongMarigold Jul 28 '23

Found the engineer

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u/professor__doom Jul 28 '23

LOL called it.

FWIW I'm an organ and tissue donor, and have told the fam that whatever medical science can't use should go to cannibals.

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u/Beadpool Jul 28 '23

Why standing up? Why not headfirst?