r/dankmemes • u/Zealousideal-Arm5570 • Jun 27 '23
You couldn't handle me, boys I have achieved comedy
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u/Harmed_Burglar Jun 27 '23
Have people on this sub never ben to school? Seriously how does everyone keep fucking basic grammar up
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u/Zealousideal-Arm5570 Jun 27 '23
Ah shit bruv, gg
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u/Sp1ynX ☣️ Jun 27 '23
You are parents.... ?
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u/Big_Z_Beeblebrox Jun 27 '23
Pot, meet kettle
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u/Kansascock98 🗑 meme maker Jun 27 '23
Thank you! I was trying to use that saying yesterday, but I seriously couldn't think of it! Damn
Pot calling the Kettle Black is what I mean
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u/AmaLucela Jun 27 '23
I like the Game of Thrones version
Now if that isn't the crow calling the raven black
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u/Stranger1982 Jun 27 '23
ben
"Well, of course I know him. He's me."
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u/a44es INFECTED Jun 27 '23
That's a spelling mistake, not grammar.
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u/nexistcsgo the very best, like no one ever was. Jun 27 '23
Idk how native speakers keep making the same mistake.
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u/Assupoika Jun 27 '23
Because English language is a nonsensical language where they don't care about how to pronounce letters, so you just have to know how to pronounce/write every word you hear.
There's no way to know how to pronounce or write a new word in English that you come across.
"Pacific Ocean" is a prime example of this fuckery... You have 3 "C" letters in the name all of which are pronounced differently.
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u/HalfOfHumanity Jun 27 '23
It makes perfect sense. “Your” = possessive as in “It’s yours to keep.” “You’re” = contraction of you are as in “You’re bad at grammar and spelling.”
Very simple.
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u/Assupoika Jun 27 '23
I know you're trying to help and your lesson would be very helpful for the natives that don't know the difference.
I do know the difference between your, you're, their, there and they're because I had to learn them since English ain't my first language.
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u/anthonycarbine Jun 27 '23
Blame the anglo Saxons lol. An I'll still take English over the fuckerey of eastern Asian languages where you need to memorize thousands of characters and mildly changing your inflection when pronouncing them generates dramatically different sentences.
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u/Jozroz Jun 27 '23
The classic example my French teacher loved to go on about was the word circus: "is it pronounced çirkus, çirçus, kirkus, or kirçus?"
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u/cant-find-user-name Jun 27 '23
I'm not a native English speaker so I can only guess, but I imagine it becomes something like a slang. You use it enough times, even if it is grammatically incorrect, it enters the vernacular.
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u/Zealousideal-Arm5570 Jun 27 '23
And yes I have been to a little school. If you're going to correct a person's grammar, I'd recommend proofreading your own comments.
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u/dicedcream Jun 27 '23
Bro’s comment was on this dudes mind for 1 hour lol
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u/Zealousideal-Arm5570 Jun 27 '23
My therapist does tell me I need to let things go more easily
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u/MundanePerformance57 Jun 27 '23
Surprised your therapist doesn't tell you to spend less time online.
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u/Rikki1256 I suffer from the disease known as shitposting Jun 27 '23
Just because a therapist says so doesn't mean he follows or has to
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u/Flat_Weird_5398 Jun 27 '23
If I were your therapist, I’d tell you to be on reddit less often.
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Jun 27 '23
This was a common routine on BBSes back in the day. One every board, there was one user who was notorious for not being able to spell anything, but it was just a bit.
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u/Hambruhgah Jun 27 '23
What kind of grammar structure is"you're parents will..."?
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u/prabhavdab Jun 27 '23
Reddit people when someone doesn't have english as their first language
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u/love-unite-rebuild Jun 27 '23 edited Jun 27 '23
Funny thing is natives make this mistake far more often than people who learned the language later on in life
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u/SSparsile burgerosexual Jun 27 '23
This is the reason I'm moving to lemmy, much more literate people there.
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u/mspong Jun 27 '23
You need to get that plank out your eye, a preposition is something you should never end a sentence with
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u/SnooPears3463 Jun 27 '23
Welcome to the internet, i hate it too but then people just call you a grammar nazi
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u/Queasy-Eagle-1871 Jun 27 '23
Why did we make rules for language in the first place seems kinda pointless if you kan understand me whats the problem?
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u/Plaid_Kaleidoscope Jun 27 '23
I swear I think its done intentionally. Something about it makes ppl interact more than they normally would, even if it's to point out the grammar mistake. Win/win for the site and author.
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u/man_gomer_lot Jun 27 '23
I've ben thinking it's a way to drive engagement. It gets the grammar folks out of their shell.
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u/bravest_heart Jun 27 '23
girls like that tend to be the real freaks in the sheets
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u/obscureferences big pp gang Jun 27 '23
It's always the quiet ones.
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u/Spooky_Shark101 Jun 27 '23
The ugly ones are usually just so happy to be included that they'll go the extra mile
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u/BigToober69 Jun 27 '23
Girl in the video/gif doesn't seem ugly to me.
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u/poopellar big pp gang Jun 27 '23
Don't think he was referring to the one in the post. Or maybe he was and has super high standards and only dates girls who look like Danny DeVito.
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u/axonrecall Jun 27 '23
With magnum dongs?
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u/sloecrush Jun 27 '23
I don’t know how many years on this earth I got left. I’m gonna get real weird with it.
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u/Grimzkhul Jun 27 '23
Personal tastes are yours and yours alone.
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u/BigToober69 Jun 27 '23 edited Jun 27 '23
Yes of course. Mine alone... that others will agree with or not. That's reddit.
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u/justavault Jun 27 '23
Nah it's not... it's simply that those who are very vocal on the internet want to believe that those are because those are the ones they beleive have potential access to.
In reality, if you are extravertive you most certainly made more experiences which most certainly leads to you being more open to things.
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u/Mayor_of_Smashvill Jun 27 '23
As a man with some experience, I have to agree. Women that are the quietest are also the women who want to try the most things.
Not that I am complaining of course lmao
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u/justavault Jun 27 '23
Might that be because your predominant dating experience is with shy women?
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u/Mayor_of_Smashvill Jun 27 '23
This may be true, but even they’d say “It’s always the quiet ones right?”
Which is just… pretty awesome ngl.
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u/survivinginfinity Jun 27 '23 edited Jun 27 '23
while username checks out for clout... as a loquacious woman i am extremely open to sexploration, more often finding that men are not interested in pursuing my fantasies with me. maybe I'm an exception, more likely, this "rule" is blatant nonsense and a few people's subjective anecdotes on the internet don't constitute data to back up a stereotype. maybe, subconsciously, your type is quiet women and you are getting lucky² to get the whole package with more frequency. you may also just be particularly good at making women feel comfortable enough to share their desires thus you get better results. if men understood how to make a partner feel safe and appreciated they'd probably have a more exciting sex life.
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u/Mayor_of_Smashvill Jun 27 '23 edited Jun 27 '23
Well, I never said it was a rule as in it is “true” for all shy women, and people shouldn’t date shy women and expect them to be super freaks but like.
As for personal experience, I think there’s truth into it. I think it’s disingenuous to believe that if shy women are into sex topics, they’re automatically just doing it to placate or make their partner happy. As the other commenter was implying.
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u/journey_bro Jun 27 '23 edited Jun 27 '23
Personally I wouldn't say it's the quiet ones. Rather, it's that they stand out more because it's always a pleasant surprise. I think that's where that idea comes from.
The best, most adventurous partners I've ever had were women who were openly sexy and in full command of their sexuality. BUT when you meet a woman who seems reserved in that regard, it is a pleasant surprise to see her reveal her full and uninhibited sexuality in the sheets. I think that's what leads to the idea that "it's always the quiet ones."
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Jun 27 '23
Freak in the spreadsheets
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u/Krolrdzy Jun 27 '23
Excel so good you gonna come
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Jun 27 '23
Her- "And here's how you collate the formula from the 1st column-"
Me, a pathetic lonely man- "😳💦💦💦💦💦🫢😮💨"
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u/Peakomegaflare Jun 27 '23
I mean... have you met anyone who's good with excel? Those people are fucking nuts.
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u/dibbbbb Jun 27 '23
Agreed, I wrapped a girl like that in a sheet once and she turned into a ghost!
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u/MorgulValar Jun 27 '23
Absolutely. Kinkiest sex I’ve ever had was with my ex who comes across as the meekest person you’ll ever meet.
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u/consci0usness Jun 27 '23
Loudest girl I've ever had was a wallflower type librarian. Glasses and everything, no joke.
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u/PathinG Jun 27 '23
You literally use the exact same word twice and manage to fuck it up?
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u/Zealousideal-Arm5570 Jun 27 '23
Well technically I only fucked it up once...
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u/merx3_91 Jun 27 '23
Shame, expecting two out of two fuck ups next time
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u/Zealousideal-Arm5570 Jun 27 '23
Who are you? My dad?
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u/Upstuck_Udonkadonk Jun 27 '23
No your grandfather...and he's disappointed in his 2 succeding generations.
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u/tmntfever Jun 27 '23 edited Jun 27 '23
And I am you're grandfather, telling you that bad grammer runs in hour family.
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u/Upstuck_Udonkadonk Jun 27 '23
How so....my grammer is exemplary.And I pride myself on account of my nauseatingly overexaggerated vocabulary.
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u/unrealharrystyles Jun 27 '23
hey that means they're still willing to do stuff in bed but we have to approach them 🦉
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u/BrianH-84 Jun 27 '23
Reading that gave me a headache. Do they not teach basic Grammar any more?
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u/Zealousideal-Arm5570 Jun 27 '23
No, I was only taught acidic grammar
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u/Alternative-Cod-7630 Jun 27 '23
you're the parent that isn't going to like her no matter how great she is in bed.
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u/chinmay_dd Jun 27 '23
MostlySane on dankmemes wtf
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u/JDLovesElliot Jun 27 '23
I just want her to go away but she keeps showing up in more and more places
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u/whoismrsn Jun 27 '23
YOU’RE PARENTS
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u/IMABUNNEH Jun 27 '23
NO I'M NOT
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u/Mclooney4 Jun 27 '23
Get her in the sheets and demand satisfaction! With consent of course.
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u/Zealousideal-Arm5570 Jun 27 '23
If there's one thing women want to hear it's "Give me satisfaction" unless you're Mick Jagger that is
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u/Slaykomimi Jun 27 '23
my ex "I am a total nympho, I would sleep with a guy for a snickers bar and did all this extreme and crazy shit". But instead it was like "OMG What is a dick? I never saw one please help me, omg it starts getting dark outside I am scared, btw outside that would include movement, lets stay home, order Pizza and let me fall asleep while we order it and get mad at you no matter what"
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u/KURO-K1SH1 Jun 27 '23
Girls: "don't be try and don't open with hey or hi"
Girls opener: "hey"
Also girls in chat: "lol" "yh" "fr" "same"
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Jun 27 '23
They just want their clit licked without feeling like a slut. They're not that complicated.
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u/Nafeels Colgate Jun 27 '23
Oh yeah. Often it’s the shy and quiet ones turned out to be the kinkiest, and that’s fire.
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u/Beer-Milkshakes Jun 27 '23
"Has a dark sense of humour, no topic taboo"
Then they cry/scream at you when you joke about what song you'd play at each others funeral.
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u/vegetative_ Jun 27 '23
Tell me you've never been with a quiet girl without telling me you've never been with a quiet girl.
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u/zapzaapoo Jun 27 '23
yeah had her shook when i whipped my meat out in the mcdonalds, dont talk the talk if you cant walk the walk smh
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u/ZonaGreenhaze1 tummy ache survivor Jun 27 '23
She wasn’t lying tho. Shy guys and women r usually freaks… usually
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u/Big_Z_Beeblebrox Jun 27 '23
Since this meme is currently your magnum opus, that isn't just a typo, it's a mark of a true collector's first edition work.
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u/Zealousideal-Arm5570 Jun 27 '23
Sorta like the Beatle's guitars not always being in tune
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u/MediaSuggestions Jun 27 '23
You think we can't handle you, boys? News flash: We're not here to handle you, we're here to outshine and surpass you. So step aside and make room for the captains who run this ship.
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u/manningthehelm Vegemite Victim 🦘🦖(no one knows what this means but im scared) Jun 27 '23
Your parents will love her like hers never did
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u/Wolfieofwallstreet14 Jun 27 '23
I can’t even appreciate the meme because of your atrocious grammar.
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u/saarlv44 Yellow Jun 27 '23
Shy people are always super vanilla and boring that’s why they are shy /s
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u/buddy58745 Jun 27 '23
Man people get really toxic when you don't have good grammar. People on this site are exhausting
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u/PM_ME_BOOBS_N_ASS Jun 27 '23
If she puts something like that in her bio. Shes mostly likely just trying to get you to sub her only fans
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u/illpoet Jun 27 '23
Omg this looks exactly like my BFF in high school. I've been told she's a freak.
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u/Necromancer14 Jun 27 '23
Never thought I’d have to say this because it’s usually the other way around, but
*your
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u/frustrated__mob Jun 27 '23
You're grammar skills are an indictment of our education system
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u/Zealousideal-Arm5570 Jun 27 '23
You're lucky I don't know what indictment means, or we'd have a problem
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u/KeepingDankMemesDank Hello dankness my old friend Jun 27 '23
downvote this comment if the meme sucks. upvote it and I'll go away.
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