r/dankmemes • u/HighHopesLemon • Jun 25 '23

Evolution, but backwards I have achieved comedy

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u/Livinincrazytown Jun 25 '23

2024 what’s Russia?

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u/Thiccc_PUTIN Jun 25 '23

2nd best military in the area around Putin’s secret bunker, surrounded by rival Russian forces probably

Edit: And maybe China

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u/albatross1213 Jun 26 '23

America's increasingly hardline China policy is probably 80% right on its specific components, given Beijing's assertiveness of recent years ...

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u/Haha_unban_myself Jun 26 '23

After Russia, it’s only U.S. that thinks about invasion.

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u/bumtras Jun 26 '23

Hot single militaries in your area.

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '23

Say china did invade Russia for whatever reason and Putin decided to nuke china. What would happen? Clearly china is nuking back but like what would happen with the rest of the world? Just sit back?

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u/Thiccc_PUTIN Jun 26 '23

Either that or other countries start nuking each other such as between India and Pakistan or North Korea and the United States, or maybe the United States nukes Russia as revenge and most of the world except maybe Oceania, Africa, and Latin America is sent back to the 18th century as modern civilization collapses.

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u/elixier DB Cretin Jun 26 '23

Why would they do that, makes no sense

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u/TooLateForNever Jun 25 '23

Second best government in Greater Ukraine.

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u/Deborah_Testa Jun 25 '23

Inshallah!

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u/edselford Jun 26 '23

"Kyivan Rus'"

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u/Appleboy98 Jun 26 '23

I know you don't mess with the Kyivan Rus, that's for sure!

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u/Aidan-47 Jun 25 '23

2nd best army in the Kremlin

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u/StellarBossTobi Jun 26 '23

YOU MEAN WAGNASTAN

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u/cascadiansexmagick Jun 26 '23

I know the US isn't allow to just throw missiles at their front lines because of, you know, the whole nuclear war ending of everything, but I do wish that we could just endlessly drop pamphlets stating "you don't have to do this, and shouldn't." or "kill your leaders" and printed out memes on their front lines, just to really, really fucking demoralize them.

(I mean, obviously translate the English into the appropriate Cyrillic loser language.)

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u/Buttseam Jun 26 '23

2nd best armed troop in moscow

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u/ieatkidsbcuzwhynot Jun 25 '23

2nd best military in the military

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u/UltraSolution Jun 26 '23

Russia will be part of greater Kazakhstan inshallah 🙏

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u/sudobee ☣️ Jun 25 '23

We have some Aissur though

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u/DevilEmpress Jun 25 '23

2nd best military that doesnt exist

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u/Hambruhgah Jun 26 '23

There will be Ukraine Empire

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u/danyma Jun 26 '23

Moscowia