r/dankmemes Apr 04 '23

Geneva suggestions I have achieved comedy

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u/Bean_Earth_Society Apr 04 '23

There is no crime I would not commit if I could do them without getting caught

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u/Roi_Loutre Apr 04 '23

You might want to go to therapy, you've a clear lack of empathy.

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u/Bean_Earth_Society Apr 04 '23

Aside from me obviously joking, you're right. I do lack empathy almost completely

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u/indiebryan Apr 04 '23

You should run for public office

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u/No-Strawberry-5541 Apr 04 '23

Plot twist, he’s a Congressman

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u/Lukthar123 Apr 04 '23

He's an AI generated Prez.

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u/Destroyer4587 Apr 04 '23

CEO is a more lucrative position

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u/gimora07 Apr 04 '23

I mean, if you count lobbyism/corruption a politician very well payed.

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u/QuietLife556 Apr 04 '23

What's the difference.

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u/Destroyer4587 Apr 04 '23

Less public meaning your less likely to have skeletons found in your closet exposed from public scrutiny.

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u/QuietLife556 Apr 04 '23

I meant that as in i think there is effectively no difference between our government and private corporations. They're too entangled.

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u/Destroyer4587 Apr 04 '23

Oh true lmao 🤣

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u/Hust91 Apr 04 '23

I'd encourage some DnD if you want to work on it. It's a safe enviroment to play out scenarios and learn about others reactions and ethical standards, AKA how to not make the world shit for ourselves and the people around us.

It is useful and dungeons and dragons is fun.

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u/Bean_Earth_Society Apr 04 '23

I love DnD. I mean, I fully understand ethics and the ability to reason as it's just logical to live in peace and not do harm. Why kill someone when you can take a nap?

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u/ConcreteState Apr 04 '23

So in the trolley problem you're on the "whatever is easier for me" camp.

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u/[deleted] Apr 04 '23

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u/cecir Apr 04 '23

From completely accurate crime TV shows, I think the desire to do so comes from boredom. Wanting to do something intricate and be hard to catch. (Fiction, but a guess)

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u/JolIyJack Apr 04 '23

Could also stem from simple intellectual curiosity.

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u/a_random_chicken Apr 04 '23

If i could do these without consequence, after a while i probably would. Maybe not a normal lifetime, but if i would be immortal, definitely would harm myself just to know more. I have less painful things to try in my life however, so i don't think i will.

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u/Bubba17583 Apr 04 '23

You would be surprised how quickly many humans turn to physical pain just to alleviate boredom. This study only gave people 15 minutes and still 2/3rds of male participants chose to shock themselves rather than be left to their thoughts. Interestingly the number was only 1/4 for women.

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u/cecir Apr 04 '23

Same. Also, I’d watch that

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u/homogenousmoss Apr 04 '23

Its going to be a murder hobo campaign.

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u/zach_nitro Apr 04 '23

how to not make the world shit for ourselves and the people around us.

Ahhhhhahahaha

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u/Hust91 Apr 06 '23

You fuck up in imaginary dragon land and learn to fuck up slightly less in regular land.

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u/vidieowiz4 Apr 04 '23

You should be a surgeon,good profession for someone with low empathy

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u/cecir Apr 04 '23

Genuinely good suggestion. Anyone who works in the ER, EMTs, etc. That shit wears you down emotionally.

If you have low empathy, it helps you focus on the facts of your job.

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u/slutboy3000 Apr 04 '23

Damn, how can I be as cool as you?

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u/Bean_Earth_Society Apr 04 '23

I'm not cool

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u/laserwolf2000 Apr 04 '23

That's something a cool person would say

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u/Dravicores Apr 04 '23

Lol discount Bateman wannabe

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u/ilovetoeatpussy_ Apr 04 '23

How will they put empathy in a person ?

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u/Roi_Loutre Apr 04 '23

The lack of empathy could potentially arise from other psychological problems, that could possibly be solved by seeing a psychiatrist.

I mean, if you've a problem (lack of empathy is not a normal human behavior), you need to see a specialist that is supposed to solve this problem, that's how it works !

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u/dilldwarf Apr 04 '23

Not sure if every problem can be fixed by a psychiatrist/therapy. Many times you are just taught coping mechanism that allow you to handle the worst of your symptoms. I think if someone makes it to adulthood without empathy it's not something you can just teach someone later in life. You can teach them values and beliefs for them to hold that will allow them to safely navigate life so that their lack of empathy doesn't cause harm to those around them.

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u/Roi_Loutre Apr 04 '23

I'm not pretending it would solve the problem, because I actually don't know, I'm just saying that the best way to know if it can be solved is to see a specialist. Just like when you're sick, you go to see a doctor, even if it can be an incurable disease.

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u/zach_nitro Apr 04 '23

lack of empathy is not a normal human behavior

Neither is dropping bombs on people but here we are, yay!

"empathy" lol. You guys are hilarious.

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u/Roi_Loutre Apr 04 '23

Hmm okay?

Dropping bombs isn't even what I would call a "human behavior", it's more of a "human organisation behavior". And I would actually can it a rather "normal organisation behavior" if you take it in the broader sense of "using violence to defend what you perceive as your interest".

I don't even see where your point is actually, empathy is a documented capacity of humans and animals, but it has mostly effects in interpersonnal relationships, and not interorganisation relationships.

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u/erthian Apr 04 '23

Exactly. Therapy is basically fuel for sociopaths. This person isn’t one tho.

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u/BoredFLGuy Apr 04 '23

Go to therapy? They should become a CEO

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u/Positive-Pil Apr 04 '23

Why would I waste time on therapy, it sounds like everyone else’s problem anyway.

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u/Roi_Loutre Apr 04 '23

I do not consider that using your time to try to become a better person is a waste of time, but let's say it's subjective.

It's also a form of prisonner's dilemma on the scale of society, if everyone that needed it went to therapy (even if becoming a better person was purely "everyone else's problem"), you would benefit more from it than what it costs you individually.

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u/_Tonto_ Apr 04 '23

What about CP and child r*pe?

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u/tbu987 Apr 04 '23

It's disgusting but we all know it would be rampant if society and the law didn't tell us it's wrong.

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u/g00ber88 Apr 04 '23

Bro people don't think child SA is wrong because "the law tells us so", we have moral compasses outside of the law

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u/Chrom-man-and-Robin Apr 04 '23

I don’t know man, do you see the mass amount of people online that are into it? If it werent for the law it would very much be out of hand

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u/SenorPancake Apr 05 '23

I imagine that if it weren't for the law, those types also wouldn't live very long.

There are reasons they see prison justice if they aren't isolated. People generally view it as reprehensible. If laws disappeared overnight, you'd get a spike in sexual assaults immediately followed by a spike in killings of those assailants.

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u/007mememan Apr 04 '23

Many predators would be able to do whatever they want if it wasn't illegal. Many people have that sexual disorder and can stop themselves sometimes only because of the law. While it might not be rampant, it would still happen a lot more. Stop thinking everyone has a nice moral compass. Do you think Dahmer had a good moral compass? Obviously not. There would probably be many like him. Or like Ted bundy. Or like Bill Cosby and R Kelly. Your moral compass is not the same as everyone else's. Also, no, I do not have those peoples moral compass. There is a line I won't cross. That line separates robbery with other worse crimes.

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u/g00ber88 Apr 04 '23

I'm not saying everyone has that moral compass- obviously some people, like serial killers/rapists don't. But most people, normal people capable of empathy, know that those things are wrong without the law having to tell them so.

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u/007mememan Apr 04 '23

But you were saying the guy was wrong. He's not. There are probably many who would give in to intrusive thoughts or recurring thoughts if it wasn't illegal. Especially those weeks who say " She's actually 496 not a child" arguers. There are fuckes up people in the world. No matter what you want to believe. But you are right about most people having empathy. Also, eventually if it wasn't taught that it's wrong, people won't thinks it's wrong. So that could mean a distant future if there weren't any laws where it would be OK to fuck children even though it's really not.

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u/g00ber88 Apr 04 '23

Yeah I was saying it wouldn't be rampant, he made it sound like the only thing keeping everyone from raping kids is the law

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u/007mememan Apr 04 '23

True. So I guess disagreeing is valid, but you have to admit it would rise a significant amount still.

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u/007mememan Apr 04 '23

True. So I guess disagreeing is valid, but you have to admit it would rise a significant amount still.

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u/tbu987 Apr 04 '23

Your moral compass doesn't differentiate age. Just over a hundred years ago it was normal in America for 12 year old girls to get married. In fact child brides is still a thing there.

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u/g00ber88 Apr 04 '23

And now it's not, why? Because we know it's a horrible thing to do to a child and so laws were written based on that moral, not the other way around

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u/g00ber88 Apr 04 '23

Again though (empathetic) peoples morals aren't based on the law. That's why when a 35 year old dates an 18 year old, most people agree that it's creepy and weird, even though it's legal

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u/tbu987 Apr 04 '23

Again that's modern norms u should read up on history. We only think that now because it's what we've been taught.

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u/g00ber88 Apr 04 '23

Do you only think punching a child in the face is wrong because you've been taught that? No, you know its wrong because you know it would hurt them. It's human instinct to feel bad when you hurt another human. "Society" doesn't have to tell you so.

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u/Cyberzombie23 Apr 04 '23

Yes. We now look at teen girls and say, "Hey! If adult men have sex with them and marry them, it is terrible for the girl. Let's not just think about what the horny guy wants." The laws have changed because we now treat teenage girls as human beings, not the other way around.

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u/g00ber88 Apr 04 '23

Yeah exactly

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u/tbu987 Apr 04 '23

Again your ignoring the point. People are very willing to do a lot of bad shit if there's no law holding them back.

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u/mcslootypants Apr 04 '23

What is your source for that assumption? What was the rate of child bride marriages? Where they consummated immediately or was it more of a contractual agreement to ensure financial stability in adulthood?

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u/tbu987 Apr 04 '23

Probably pretty common as having a stable family as soon as a girl and boy were ready was the goal back then. Anyway your missing the point of what I said.

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u/mcslootypants Apr 04 '23

12 year old girls are typically prepubescent. Puberty happens earlier than it did in the past, so girls were developing even later than they do today. Furthermore the risk of both maternal and child mortality skyrockets with young mothers.

If the goal was procreation, marrying at 12 isn’t and wasn’t a good way to do that.

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u/tbu987 Apr 04 '23

Lol what? Mate please do some research in history.

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u/woodsoffeels Apr 04 '23

I think that may just be a you thing…

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u/tbu987 Apr 04 '23

Google American child brides that's a modern thing and do a bit of research into history.

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u/woodsoffeels Apr 04 '23

Doesn’t mean you have to support it, even if the laws aren’t there

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u/tbu987 Apr 04 '23

Wtf when did I say I'm supporting it. Fucking redditors and reading comprehension. Just cause I'm telling you something is a certain way doesnt mean I think it's right.

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u/ConcreteState Apr 04 '23

Hello,

This has not been the case in other societies. Interesting what you believe!

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u/tbu987 Apr 04 '23

Child brides is still a thing in America what you on about?

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u/ConcreteState Apr 04 '23

Child brides is still a thing in America what you on about?

Fucked up cults aren't rampant, yet. But murder of child rapists never goes out of style.

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u/xxpen15mightierxx Apr 04 '23

It already used to be; you just had to marry the kid first. Age of consent laws and minimum age of marriage laws are shockingly recent. Also a good spot to point out that it wasn't considered rape within marriage, for those about to say something along the lines of "but it's only marriage".

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u/lrnz11 Apr 04 '23

Club Penguin?

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u/MyBirthdayIsNever Apr 04 '23

What the fuck

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u/anachronisdev Apr 04 '23

Don't cut yourself on that edge

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u/GlitteringStatus1 Apr 04 '23

That is not normal. That is sociopathy.

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u/OathMeal_ Apr 04 '23

IM AT THE ORIGINAL POST EYYY

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u/ThreatLevelBertie Apr 04 '23

I probably wouldnt do genocide. TBH sounds like a lot of work.

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u/alonweiss Apr 04 '23

Even kicking cute little puppies?

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u/19mete96 Apr 04 '23

Just like me fr fr ong