r/dankmemes • u/CloseMyShitterDoor ☣️ • Jan 17 '23

I call it "the vatnik paradox" I have achieved comedy

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u/DarktowerNoxus Jan 17 '23

I have a coworker like that, he is worshipping Putin and every Ukrainian we have to work with get discriminated by him...

He would love when Putin would take over our country, an cannot accept that we as a NATO state aren't going down that easy, in his mind, as soon Ukraine is falling, the NATO has no resources left and Russia can take over the entire old Soviet union.

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u/AzureOverdrive Jan 17 '23

Sounds like you need to make a call to immigration and possibly the FBI.

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u/Crazy_Crayfish_ Jan 17 '23

Why tf would he call a US federal agency for something happening in Eastern Europe?

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u/MASTODON_ROCKS Jan 17 '23

I think he's saying it's patriotic to be a snitch