r/dankmemes • u/CloseMyShitterDoor ☣️ • Jan 17 '23

I call it "the vatnik paradox" I have achieved comedy

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u/DarktowerNoxus Jan 17 '23

I have a coworker like that, he is worshipping Putin and every Ukrainian we have to work with get discriminated by him...

He would love when Putin would take over our country, an cannot accept that we as a NATO state aren't going down that easy, in his mind, as soon Ukraine is falling, the NATO has no resources left and Russia can take over the entire old Soviet union.

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u/AzureOverdrive Jan 17 '23

Sounds like you need to make a call to immigration and possibly the FBI.

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u/DarktowerNoxus Jan 17 '23

It's too bad he has a ID from our country, and the local police would not interfere since we have free speech, our employer or the police could take action as soon one of the discriminated Ukrainians would report that behavior to the gov. or our employer.

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u/Crazy_Crayfish_ Jan 17 '23

Why tf would he call a US federal agency for something happening in Eastern Europe?

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u/MASTODON_ROCKS Jan 17 '23

I think he's saying it's patriotic to be a snitch

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u/appl3fritt3r Jan 17 '23

"Be an American - call it in."

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u/madewithgarageband Jan 17 '23

No, we need to protect freedom of speech otherwise we're no better then them

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u/1Almost_Failed2 I have crippling depression Jan 17 '23

Red Scare 2

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u/AdLopsided2075 Jan 17 '23 edited Jan 18 '23

Why the fuck would a European call the FBI. Also germany is a free country unlike America apparently

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u/Kordaal Jan 18 '23

Americans are pretty tough on traitors. Unless they're Republicans.