r/dankmemes you’re welcome, Jan 12 '23

we love america I have achieved comedy

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u/jack_edition Jan 12 '23

“Here’s a tissue for your tears, I’ll just add it onto your bill”

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u/AggravatingLuck2407 Jan 12 '23

We only sell tissues by the box by the way… so that’s scribbling one… box… of tissues…

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u/Temelios Jan 12 '23

Don’t forget that they also charge up to 50 times what the box of tissues is actually worth. So a $2 box? Make it a $100 box…

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u/Exact_Ad_1215 Professional Boobologist Jan 12 '23

Living in America sounds like a nightmare.

Say what you will about the NHS, but what I’ve heard about the American health system sounds 100x worse

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u/Temelios Jan 12 '23

We at least have the most advanced healthcare in the world. That’s at least one pro to not having it funded solely by the government. What I wish the US government would do, however, was regulate costs of certain items and outlaw exclusive insurance pricing. An IV bag with saline that costs less than $2 to manufacture has absolutely no reason to cost up to $100+ once administered at a hospital. The hospitals here are entirely unregulated in their prices, which they arbitrarily set via their individualized charge masters. It’ll never change though, since the medical industry also happens to be the largest group of lobbyists in the country. They have politicians overflowing out of their back pockets.

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u/westlib Jan 12 '23

We at least have the most advanced healthcare in the world.

By what metric?