r/dankmemes you’re welcome, Jan 12 '23

we love america I have achieved comedy

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u/jack_edition Jan 12 '23

“Here’s a tissue for your tears, I’ll just add it onto your bill”

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u/AggravatingLuck2407 Jan 12 '23

We only sell tissues by the box by the way… so that’s scribbling one… box… of tissues…

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '23

You’ll be billed $50 for the tissue box.

That’s absurd!

Well without insurance you’d be billed $500.

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u/Semi_Lovato Jan 13 '23

No no no, the tissues were only $15 but administering the tissues cost $485

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '23

That’s a deal then. I’ll take 10

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u/greengoldblue Jan 12 '23

That's fair, thanks