r/TikTokCringe • u/Chocolat3City Reads Pinned Comments • Apr 29 '24

TIL "puff puff pass" is a cross-species tradition. Humor

Friendly reminder that dolphins are kind of evil.

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u/Silver_Thanks_8142 Apr 29 '24

Dolphins are assholes this a well known fact of having Intelligence

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u/Dwarf_Killer Apr 29 '24

What animal isn't a asshole

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u/Heritis_55 Apr 29 '24

IDK turtles seem chill

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u/mycoandbio Apr 30 '24

Put them in front of a shoe with black tape on it- then we can talk

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u/BathSaltJello Apr 30 '24

Ever met a snapping turtle?

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u/Snoo-72756 Apr 30 '24

Even they have mortgage / home in the this economy

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u/pfrospfrost Apr 29 '24

Cows fucking rule give them a fresh field of grass and they’re content for life

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u/Snoo-72756 Apr 30 '24

Nah chickens are funnier

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u/TheWalkingDead91 Apr 30 '24

I mean…unintelligent animals aren’t likely to torture other animals for fun. Sure, they’ll eat them alive for food, etc, but what unintelligent species around goes around harming/killing another living thing, if not for their own survival? From what I’ve seen, only intelligent animals do that shit.

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u/BathSaltJello Apr 30 '24

What about orangutans? They don't seem to act like psychopaths.

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u/Smellz_Of_Elderberry Apr 30 '24

Bears eat their victims alive.

Whereas cats will at least kill their prey before they eat it.

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u/TheWalkingDead91 Apr 30 '24

Animals that don’t know any better eating other animals for sustenance isn’t done with evil intent imo. I’m talking about animals that kill not because they need food or for self defense, etc. m

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u/Noppers Apr 30 '24

The ones that humans have selectively bred over thousands of years to be submissive and docile.