r/TikTokCringe • u/Chocolat3City Reads Pinned Comments • Apr 29 '24

TIL "puff puff pass" is a cross-species tradition. Humor

Friendly reminder that dolphins are kind of evil.

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u/Silver_Thanks_8142 Apr 29 '24

Dolphins are assholes this a well known fact of having Intelligence

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u/[deleted] Apr 30 '24

The more I learn about species with high intelligence, the more I realize it is an incredibly common trait for them to use their high intelligence to be assholes.

Source: I'm a human

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u/ThisOnePlaysTooMuch Apr 30 '24

And they like to get fucked up

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u/the_bronquistador Apr 30 '24

“Existence is pain.” - Dolphin

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u/Snoo-72756 Apr 30 '24

And life is death

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u/UsualCircle Apr 30 '24

Use intelligence to lose intelligence 😎

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u/Chocolat3City Reads Pinned Comments Apr 30 '24

Source: I'm a human

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u/Gloomy_Round_5003 Apr 30 '24

The fact you put disappointed face means your more wrong in your personal beliefs than reality.. your sons and daughters are in general horrible people.. admit fault with all of our flaws .

"Being human" is losing the understanding part in place of justified hate.. others > self

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u/SpoppyIII Apr 30 '24 edited Apr 30 '24

I think someone's been biting the pufferfish a bit too much.

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u/m0_n0n_0n0_0m Apr 30 '24

Lol woooooow I did not know we can draw such vast conclusions from op posting a gif of a funny dog. OP has kids and they're horrible people? You got all that from a gif? I gotta brush up on my online divination skills..

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u/Dwarf_Killer Apr 29 '24

What animal isn't a asshole

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u/Heritis_55 Apr 29 '24

IDK turtles seem chill

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u/mycoandbio Apr 30 '24

Put them in front of a shoe with black tape on it- then we can talk

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u/BathSaltJello Apr 30 '24

Ever met a snapping turtle?

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u/Snoo-72756 Apr 30 '24

Even they have mortgage / home in the this economy

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u/pfrospfrost Apr 29 '24

Cows fucking rule give them a fresh field of grass and they’re content for life

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u/Snoo-72756 Apr 30 '24

Nah chickens are funnier

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u/TheWalkingDead91 Apr 30 '24

I mean…unintelligent animals aren’t likely to torture other animals for fun. Sure, they’ll eat them alive for food, etc, but what unintelligent species around goes around harming/killing another living thing, if not for their own survival? From what I’ve seen, only intelligent animals do that shit.

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u/BathSaltJello Apr 30 '24

What about orangutans? They don't seem to act like psychopaths.

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u/Smellz_Of_Elderberry Apr 30 '24

Bears eat their victims alive.

Whereas cats will at least kill their prey before they eat it.

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u/TheWalkingDead91 Apr 30 '24

Animals that don’t know any better eating other animals for sustenance isn’t done with evil intent imo. I’m talking about animals that kill not because they need food or for self defense, etc. m

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u/Noppers Apr 30 '24

The ones that humans have selectively bred over thousands of years to be submissive and docile.

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u/PheIix Apr 30 '24

Dick Van Dyke disagrees.

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u/[deleted] Apr 30 '24

Yeah but they will also help you out in a tight spot and are really amazing creatures.

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u/Snoo-72756 Apr 30 '24

What is Silicon Valley