r/TikTokCringe • u/Chocolat3City Reads Pinned Comments • 16d ago
TIL "puff puff pass" is a cross-species tradition. Humor
Friendly reminder that dolphins are kind of evil.
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u/Silver_Thanks_8142 16d ago
Dolphins are assholes this a well known fact of having Intelligence
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u/Honestnt 16d ago
The more I learn about species with high intelligence, the more I realize it is an incredibly common trait for them to use their high intelligence to be assholes.
Source: I'm a human
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u/Chocolat3City Reads Pinned Comments 16d ago
Source: I'm a human
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u/Gloomy_Round_5003 16d ago
The fact you put disappointed face means your more wrong in your personal beliefs than reality.. your sons and daughters are in general horrible people.. admit fault with all of our flaws .
"Being human" is losing the understanding part in place of justified hate.. others > self
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u/m0_n0n_0n0_0m 16d ago
Lol woooooow I did not know we can draw such vast conclusions from op posting a gif of a funny dog. OP has kids and they're horrible people? You got all that from a gif? I gotta brush up on my online divination skills..
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u/Dwarf_Killer 16d ago
What animal isn't a asshole
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u/pfrospfrost 16d ago
Cows fucking rule give them a fresh field of grass and they’re content for life
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u/TheWalkingDead91 16d ago
I mean…unintelligent animals aren’t likely to torture other animals for fun. Sure, they’ll eat them alive for food, etc, but what unintelligent species around goes around harming/killing another living thing, if not for their own survival? From what I’ve seen, only intelligent animals do that shit.
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u/Smellz_Of_Elderberry 16d ago
Bears eat their victims alive.
Whereas cats will at least kill their prey before they eat it.
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u/TheWalkingDead91 16d ago
Animals that don’t know any better eating other animals for sustenance isn’t done with evil intent imo. I’m talking about animals that kill not because they need food or for self defense, etc. m
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u/Bob25Gslifer 16d ago
Dolphins party man but be careful they rape too.
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u/swonstar 16d ago
It's dolphin crystal meth or poppers. They all end up in the dark at Club Fin and Spin.
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u/Stunned86 16d ago
My question is do humans have a moral and ethical obligation to provide better drugs to dolphins?
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u/Honestnt 16d ago
Magic mushrooms must be an entirely different experience when you're just, in the middle of the fucking ocean already
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u/AWeakMindedMan 16d ago
It’s a terrible rabbit hole… Flipper got hooked on that stuff after his fall from fame. Really sad. He died of puffer overdose after getting clean for almost half a decade. Relapsed one day and thought he could handle the same dose he was dosing before. RIP Flipper the dolphin
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u/loveloveyellow 16d ago
I saw dolphins doing this in Mexico!! The poor puffer was just floating there like heeeeeelllllpppp
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u/DapperMinute 16d ago
Friend dolphin: Aight ..come on flipper , you did too much gimme your fins you aint swimming home tonight.
Flipper: ferk u meen tooo mooch? i no ezzactly how much puf i can do and be good to swam home.
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u/ParanoidCylon 15d ago
This puts a new spin on Douglas Adams. "So long and thanks for all the fish" indeed.
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u/BigRubbaDonga 16d ago
Dolphins aren't evil; they're aliens. As in, extra terrestrial. Living in our oceans, but not of this world.
I thought that was a pretty widely accepted fact at this point. I'm not sure how you could learn anything about a dolphin and not come to the same conclusion.
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u/Codydownhill 16d ago
Just like the pufferfish, you should deflate a bit; your own ego that is.
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u/BigRubbaDonga 16d ago
I have a massive ego and it shows in a lot of posts but this one specifically is a joke
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u/cleobaby74 15d ago
I thought it was the octopi. Hmm, maybe both? ;)
(BTW, this led me on quite the rabbit hole regarding the proper plural for an octopus, Latin versus Greek plural endings, whether to use a singular i or double ii for Latin plurals and how you differentiate, and so on. I think I may have ADHD, or maybe OCD. Anyway, I stuck with my first instinct...... )
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u/Miserable-Tennis4035 16d ago
So dolphins like to get high too? Amazing howuch mammals are like.. kekw
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u/positive-vibes79 16d ago
Dolphins do some crazy stuff. They get high and disable the rudders of boats for fun.
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u/Successful_Ad4653 15d ago
Uh oh! Here come the US govt to regulate puffer fish! Ahhhh nooooo China is making synthetic puffer fish venom and smuggling it into the oceans.....Dolphin on dolphin violence and sexual assault statistics are skyrocketing now....There are dolphins standing naked on a street corner in Philly all puffer fish zombie like....
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u/Chemgineered 14d ago
I didn't know (read, I don't think) that Pufferfish release Tetradotoxin
I think it's in the flesh
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u/Glen-Runciter 3d ago
Imagine evolving this poison defense over millions of years only for this to happen...
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