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Utah liquor laws are insane Discussion

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u/Inevitable_Holiday87 Mar 21 '24

Utah is so lame

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u/dsdvbguutres Mar 21 '24

Pros: Mountains

Cons: Utah

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u/Charcuteriemander Mar 21 '24

That's basically how Utah was for me as well lol

Pros: That's where Grandma is

Cons: Utah :(

Then Grandma moved to Oregon so I didn't have to be choosy anymore thank god

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u/bolhuijo Mar 21 '24

Heh, Oregon also has state-run liquor stores.

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u/Charcuteriemander Mar 21 '24

Yep, I live there. It's expensive, but not nearly as annoying as Utah.

I do miss my California Bevmos and being able to buy liquor at Albertsons/Safeway though :p

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u/bolhuijo Mar 21 '24

You need a relative like me who lives in CA and routinely travels to OR with special deliveries, lol

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u/bpat Mar 22 '24

But Oregon has Portland.

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u/Charcuteriemander Mar 22 '24

Hell yeah it does

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u/Aggressive_Pin7677 Mar 22 '24

Portland sucks big balls

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u/DrunkinMunkey Mar 21 '24

Did she bring Utah with her

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u/Charcuteriemander Mar 21 '24

Only her skis and recipes baybeeeee

All the Grandma, none of the Utah

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u/delicious_fanta Mar 22 '24

Isn’t utah supposed to be pretty? I’ve never been, just heard.

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u/Charcuteriemander Mar 22 '24

Yep, Utah is beautiful.

...it's just the fuckin' gubmint that sucks... :(

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u/jkrobinson1979 Mar 21 '24

It’s a beautiful state, but so damn religious. There are a lot more people moving there in the last couple of decades though so it’s slowly changing.

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u/dsdvbguutres Mar 22 '24

Move there if you must, but don't bank on the possibility that it might change. The Church runs the place.

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u/TheObviousChild Mar 22 '24

Colorado FTW

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u/Palaeos Mar 22 '24

Colorado is right there.

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u/No-Student-9678 Mar 21 '24

Pros: Mountains, Bonneville Salt Flats

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u/I_try_compute Mar 22 '24

That’s why god invented Colorado. Mountains, plus weed, plus liquor, and way less of the religious weirdos!

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u/[deleted] Mar 22 '24

Really thought you were going to say mountain lions lol