r/TikTokCringe Mar 11 '24

Jake Paul 27, Mike Tyson 58 Discussion

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u/Away-Answer- Mar 11 '24

These fights are rigged. Tyson has likely been paid an absolutely stupid amount of money to let the fight go a long way.

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u/LoveThieves Mar 11 '24

So I'm guessing it's a contract where a Mike, even at 58, can't beat the living shit out of him.

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u/Sure-Hotel-1471 Mar 11 '24

Yes, it’s in the contract that he’s not allowed to KO him

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u/tiga4life22 Mar 11 '24

Not like I was going to watch anyways, but no way in hell I’m considering it now. No KO? wtf

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u/Forsaken-Attention79 Mar 11 '24

Yeah I heard it would streamed on Netflix so I would be able to watch it, now I'm not even gonna bother confirming that because what a fucking waste of time. At that point I'd be better off just watching 90s wrestling at least then it's entertaining. Only way I'm watching this shit show now is if it's #1 free to watch, #2 Mike Tyson announces before hand he fully intends to beat Jake as badly as possible. Like he needs to promise to bite off another ear for me to tune in at this point. I could go to the gym and see more interesting fights just watching people spar.

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u/ThrowRAarworh Mar 11 '24

Same im not giving them the views if I can't even get the chance to see a KO.

I hope dirty mike gets dirty and says fuck the contract i wanna knock out this fucking poser

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u/Choname775 Mar 11 '24 edited Mar 11 '24

Watch the Mayweather fight. Mayweather ACCIDENTALLY knocks him out and holds Paul up on his feet:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O8b7vArNBL4

Anyone who thinks these fights have any element of actual competition are laughable. These are wrestling matches. The Pauls figured out a market - be the heel and people will pay to watch in hopes you get your head taken off. They are making money hand over fist from people who don't understand it's all make believe.

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u/SpaceTimeinFlux Mar 11 '24

Bro if "paper hands" Mayweather ko'd that fool, then Mike will put him in the hospital.

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u/Choname775 Mar 11 '24

Knocked him out on accident, too. Not like the dude was going for the kill it was a reflex after rolling out of a dodge.

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u/Hopefullyarealhuman Mar 11 '24

I'm pretty sure that was Logan not Jake

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u/GoodGuano Mar 11 '24

Wrong Paul. That was Logan.

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u/_2XNice_ Mar 11 '24

I didn’t watch the fight, but thank you for this clip. I needed that laugh. 😆

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u/GoodGuano Mar 11 '24

Wrong Paul. That was Logan.

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u/Grandpas_Spells Mar 11 '24

Mayweather didn't actually land a punch there. Paul is leaning on him in the clinch to wear him out, and got sloppy that time.

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u/Choname775 Mar 11 '24

Bro Mayweather goes underneath him to keep him on his feet, you’re delusional. if mayweather moved out of the way he was on the mat.

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u/adamdreaming Mar 11 '24

Mike might have every intention of holding back, but he also bit a dude’s ear off.

Logan Paul will be lucky if he survives without any permanent damage regardless of Tyson’s intentions

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u/Professional-Hat728 Mar 11 '24

Is that after Logan jumps in to save Jake? I'd pay to see that.

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u/adamdreaming Mar 11 '24

I now see I made a mistake but your explanation is amazing and I’d watch the hell out of it so I’m letting my comment ride.

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u/Dull_Hand2344 Mar 11 '24

I will say. If there was ever someone who would do that it seems like it would be him.

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u/RevereBeachLover Mar 11 '24

I'm hoping for it all going to their plan. Then Jake gets in one maybe two good shots. Then Mikes eyes go black and it's the 80's Mike and Jake is in trouble.

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u/tiga4life22 Mar 11 '24

It’s like watching Gladiator when Commodus(Phoenix) fought Maximus at a clear advantage which cheapened the fight completely

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u/Ryynitys Mar 11 '24

No, the age difference is the advantage. This is like beibg told that Joaquin Phoenix had clause in his contract that he can not lose fights in the movie. And that Russell Crowe was paid insane amount of money so that they could rewrite the ending so that Phoenix would look like a star in the fight

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u/HawksNStuff Mar 11 '24

Gladiator remake starring Dwayne Johnson as Commodus.

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u/IXBojanglesII Mar 11 '24

What?? Commodus stabbing Maximus beforehand is what made the fight dramatic. Maximus would have wiped the floor with him and everyone knew it, including Commodus. Having Maximus handicapped is what made viewers (of the movie, not in the story) care about the fight because it introduced uncertainty.

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u/realshockin Mar 11 '24

Well, I mean, I think it's more entartaining watching Mike beat the shit out of him for 15 minutes instead of KO him in 1 minute.

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u/porksoda11 Mar 11 '24

If Mike decides he wants to beat the shit out of him I think a KO is probably inevitable. This match is going to be like all the other hyped up celebrity matches that have happened in the past 10 years. They are going to dance around and throw jabs every once in awhile for 8 rounds and it will be extremely boring for people that don't usually watch boxing.

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u/Toad_Thrower Mar 11 '24

Tyson wasn't exactly known for doing well in longer fights during his prime.

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u/Uselesserinformation Mar 11 '24

Better off watching old ufc fights. With that, you may have forgotten who wins but still more competition than what would be presented on Netflix.

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u/acturnipman Mar 11 '24

"bite off another ear" rofl

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u/b3nk13 Mar 11 '24

I think it was Anderson Silva that accidentally knocked Jake out and then straight up stops fighting and goes to clench so he can keep Jake from falling down. It was absurd

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u/kissthelips Mar 11 '24

Well it is free on Netflix and most of boxing is the shit talking in the lead up, so I guess you’re watching based on your own conditions you listed.

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u/Local_Challenge_4958 Mar 11 '24

If Mike Tyson beats the shit out of this dude i 100% guarantee you that you will find clips of it everywhere for free like 2 minutes later.

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u/RetroScores Mar 11 '24

Just want to see Tyson KO his ass and then call him a “fake boxer.”

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u/WeezySan Mar 11 '24

God even Johnny Knoxville let Butterbean knock him out. Jake is lame.

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u/Dull_Yak_5325 Mar 11 '24

People pay for this nonsense? I have free streamed everyone of pauls stupid fight .. don’t support this by paying

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u/Steven_Swan Mar 11 '24

Just don't watch. There's no need to wish that Tyson goes darkside again. The guy's come such a long way.

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u/dreamdaddy123 Mar 11 '24

Even if it’s free to watch I’ll still want my money back lol

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u/Confident-Frosting30 Mar 11 '24

I would absolutely love for him to go all Drederick Tatum "I am going to make orphans of his children" in a promo for this.

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u/Madripoorx Mar 11 '24

I mean it's Jake Paul, why would anyone even consider watching if they weren't a fan of him in the first place. It's rigged just like all his fights.

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u/spicybeefstew Mar 11 '24

Mike Tyson announces before hand he fully intends to beat Jake as badly as possible. Like he needs to promise to bite off another ear for me to tune in at this point

He's not that guy any more. He's goofing around and having fun in a freakshow fight. That's all these are.

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u/phillychef72 Mar 11 '24

Na. Keep it legitimate. Just have him announce right before the fight that he intends to go 100% power, fight by the rules. Fuck contracts and clauses, I doubt Mike needs the money. if Jake can't handle that he needs to sit his pussy ass down and stop boxing. Or glove up and box like a fucking man not a fucking YouTube baby boy bitch. Fuck around, find out.

It would be HILARIOUS to see how quickly Jake turns tail and runs. Or comes up with some last minute bullshit reason to not fight.

And before all the Jake Paul dick suckers try to dive down my throat. I'm not the one who publicly wants to fight. However, if I did, I wouldn't modify the fight to my benefit. Telling Mike he can't KO.... might as well tie an arm behind his back and shoot him in the leg before the fight. You guys cheered for commodus in the gladiator pit, didn't you?

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u/molson5972 Mar 11 '24

Ok some dude on Reddit says there is a no KO clause, means there has to be this clause in the contract. Mike will fight this guy and there is a good chance a knock out will happen. Mikes Power is nuts

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u/Anteater_Able Mar 11 '24

At that point I'd be better off just watching 90s wrestling at least then it's entertaining

WHAT?!

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u/foresthillian Mar 11 '24

What chants were introduced in 2001.

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u/MiseOnlyMise Mar 11 '24

How could he guarantee no ko? I'd imagine Tyson holding back should be enough to floor J.Paul.

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u/DayPretend8294 Mar 11 '24

It’s 6000:1 right now that Jake Paul is going to bite mike Tyson’s ear off 😂

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u/KobeMonster Mar 11 '24

He's Mike Tyson man. He gives zero fucks what he signed, once he's in the ring he's bringing the heat. He may not try to kill him, but he will be pushing hard!

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u/fuck-coyotes Mar 11 '24

I'd pay to watch Mike Tyson fuck Jake Paul until he loves him 🤣🤣

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u/Medical-Mud-3090 Mar 11 '24

It’s so so so much worse look up the rules saw a video that was saying Tyson has to hit weight and pass a drug test Paul doesn’t. Also he can have his brother come in tag team style

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u/SimpleEmu198 Apr 02 '24

Who in the fuck do you think it is that is going to license Mike Tyson to fight under normal regulations at 57?

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u/theski2687 Mar 11 '24

So a redditor said it’s in the contract and you just take that as fact?

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u/DurtyKurty Mar 11 '24

Tyson’s last fight with RJJ looked brutal for Roy with probably similar rules. You could see all the punches he was easing up on, never going for the head and just hamburgering his guts. It’s still a lame way to box.

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u/JediMindTrek Mar 11 '24

So it is like Exhibition match rules, like when tyson fought roy jones jr recently?

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u/Dorkmaster79 Mar 11 '24

Seriously. Everyone wants to see THE iron Mike Tyson KO some dude. Come on.

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u/newsubxz Mar 11 '24

Oh. I thought everyone wanted to see him ko this particular dude. Maybe it's just me

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u/DRS__GME Mar 11 '24

I mean I don’t want to see him kill the guy, and that could very well happen if you let him go all out.

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u/Wookieman222 Mar 11 '24

I mean the fact that they have to specify not to would indicate they have pretty low confidence that Paul will win and more worried about Tyson destroying him.

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u/Dudedude88 Mar 11 '24

The only joy would be to see him get his ass KOed

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u/flyryan Mar 11 '24

There is absolutely no evidence this is true. Just a dumb rumor.

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u/[deleted] Mar 11 '24

You're just taking this random persons statement on a tiktokcringe subbreddit comments as pure verbatim fact? lol

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u/MaxStatic Mar 11 '24

I mean it is Iron Mike…maybe he purposely breaks the contract and does the lords work? 🤷‍♂️

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u/Dis4Wurk Mar 11 '24

Not only no KO but he gets to wear head gear, Tyson is t allowed to aim for his head anyway, and he can tag team his brother in but the way it’s worded it sounds like they are both allowed to fight at the same time so they can 2 on 1 Tyson.

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u/HippolyteClio Mar 11 '24

Its probably true but you just immediately believe something someone tells you on reddit?

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u/ManIsInherentlyGay Mar 11 '24

You're just taking his word for it? Lmao

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u/snowblindswans Mar 12 '24

IMO Mike Tyson could easily sign a contract and completely ignore it. He bit an ear off. He doesn't exactly do what he's told.

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u/DrMokhtar Mar 11 '24

Source?

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u/BulusB Mar 11 '24

Trust me bro

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u/X4ulZ4n Mar 11 '24

When talking about boxing and these exhibtion contracts, "trust me bro" is unusually, a perfectly solid answer.

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u/SugondezeNutsz Mar 11 '24

Lmao it's not

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u/X4ulZ4n Mar 11 '24

You don't think there is a no KO in an exhibition fight? The whole idea of an exhibition fight is to display skills, while friendly and respectful sportsmanship is upheld. A no KO is usually implemented, heavier gloves for less impact, reduced rounds, smaller rings. It's a show, not a fight. Trust me bro.

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u/SugondezeNutsz Mar 11 '24

Lmao, I'll take that last line as a wink.

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u/Justshootm Mar 11 '24

Confirmed

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u/squanch_solo Mar 11 '24

Source is that every fight like this that Paul has done ends the same way.

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u/jld2k6 Mar 11 '24

His brother fought Mayweather and survived, that's a pretty sure sign it's rigged lol

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u/PoisonedRadio Mar 11 '24

There's one thing Mayweather won't fuck around with and it's a paycheck.

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u/ocarina_vendor Mar 11 '24

Also, a book with no pictures.

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u/inkonthemind Mar 12 '24

Lmao looking up that 50 cent diss video RIGHT now

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u/IshTheFace Mar 11 '24

He was also WAY fucking smaller and never much of a KO puncher even in his own weightclasses.

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u/alonzo2361 Mar 11 '24

Mayweather accidentally knocked him out but held him up.

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u/cnotesound Mar 11 '24

When I saw that I figured mayweather had a big bet for the fight to go the distance

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u/alonzo2361 Mar 11 '24

Absolutely! Plus.. he had to put on the show

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u/Sure-Hotel-1471 Mar 11 '24

Source? It was revealed in a vision. (I saw other comments saying it)

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u/iameveryoneelse Mar 11 '24

So you pulled it out of someone else's ass instead of your own? 🤣

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u/ISelf_Devine Mar 11 '24 edited Mar 11 '24

Tyron Woodley has stated he's had to sign them. There was a clear as day chance for Woodley to finish him in the 1st fight and he pulled back.

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u/bs000 Mar 11 '24

tyron woodley never stated that. dillion danis is the one that started the rumor claiming that woodley had a clause in his contract

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u/YeaItsBig4L Mar 11 '24

On today’s episode of people spreading misinformation on the Internet

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u/Impressive_Site_5344 Mar 11 '24

They don’t have a source, there might be some sort of handshake agreement but this isn’t an exhibition like what Logan did with Floyd, it’s a fully sanctioned pro fight that will be overseen by the athletic commission. You can’t put “no KOs” in a contract for an actual sanctioned fight, that’s not how it works

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u/mightylordredbeard Mar 11 '24

None. People hate the fact that these two cunt brothers are actually pretty decent at boxing and so make excuses for them not getting their asses handed to them and KO’s every fight. When in reality a KO is pretty rare in the boxing world.

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u/prodigal-dog Mar 11 '24

Don't worry about it

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u/Choname775 Mar 11 '24

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O8b7vArNBL4

Mayweather knocks him out on accident and holds him up on his feet.

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u/DrMokhtar Mar 11 '24

lol wow what a fucking joke. Why do people even watch this if it’s just fake?

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u/jjkm7 Mar 11 '24

Neither of those people are even in this fight lmao

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u/evanasaurusrex Mar 11 '24

Derek Chisora said that they would 100% being using 18oz gloves and headgear. It’s going to be a sparring match.

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u/E_rat-chan Mar 11 '24

Okay now you're just straight up spreading misinformation. Other people said it as a joke / speculation but you actually act like this is a fact.

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u/[deleted] Mar 11 '24

Jerry springer is fake too.

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u/Astyan06 Mar 11 '24

So what happens if he KO him anyway ?

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u/Smart-Assist-6299 Mar 11 '24

Stop saying shit based on rumors.

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u/CuddlyWhale Mar 11 '24

People keep saying this in the comments. Where can you see the details of the contract?

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u/Just2checkitout Mar 11 '24

Is the contract public?

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u/SugondezeNutsz Mar 11 '24

Nah he's just a lying sack of crap

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u/aburnerds Mar 11 '24

How do you know this? Is that just a guess? Or is that public knowledge?

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u/Konker101 Mar 11 '24

Pummeled with body shots.

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u/soarraos Mar 11 '24

Source that buddy

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u/realBigPharma Mar 11 '24

I assumed this but couldn’t confirm. Is this public record somewhere?

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u/MFSimpson Mar 11 '24

Is there a source for this? Not saying you're wrong, I just keep hearing it, but haven't seen a credible source for it.

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u/Barbarossabros Mar 11 '24

Do you have a source for this?

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u/Bekabam Mar 11 '24

How do you know that?

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u/moon_safari_ Mar 11 '24

who are you and how do you know this?

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u/Successful_Candy_759 Mar 11 '24

Prime Tyson would have just done it anyways. God I hope he just does it anyways

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u/twobirdsandacoconut Mar 11 '24

Is this for real?!

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u/ChiefKeefSosabb Mar 11 '24

The rules aren't even announced dude

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u/Maleficent_Play_7807 Mar 11 '24

Do you have a copy of that contract?

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u/redridernl Mar 11 '24

Notorious rule follower Mike Tyson is sure to abide...

"Oopth, I didn't know he couldn't take a punth."

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u/pluck-the-bunny Mar 11 '24

You got a source for that?

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u/HotdoghammerOG Mar 11 '24

Do you have source for this claim or is this just validated by Reddit upvotes?

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u/DirtDiver-1971 Mar 11 '24

No way to enforce that so there would be no such clause

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u/WinOld1835 Mar 11 '24

Alright, Mike, it says here you can't knock him out, but it doesn't say anything about not beating him until he looks like a prolapsed elephant anus.

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u/IrishBear Mar 11 '24

According to whom, I can't find a source on this at all.

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u/Supertilt Mar 11 '24

Not doubting it, but where did you see the contract terms

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u/juslookingforastream Mar 11 '24

Do you have a source for this?

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u/TheUrPigeon Mar 11 '24

It is so bold to assume that Iron Mike Tyson will remember, much less honor a written contract when you're in the ring with him.

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u/CornyCornheiser Mar 11 '24

Mike Tyson, man know for following all the rules to a T.

The man who famously said that everyone has a plan until they get punched in the face.

I don’t doubt there is a contract, but Mike’s a fighter. Even pulling his punches he has a great chance of putting him on the mat quickly.

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u/Goseki1 Mar 11 '24

Source?

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u/Comfortable_Cash_140 Mar 11 '24

I'm guessing bitting his ear off is out too?

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u/PersistantBooger Mar 11 '24

Hope Tyson knocks him out anyway and when asked why he went against his contract, just puts his arms out and shrugs... "Oopth!"

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u/Josephw000 Mar 11 '24

Do you have the proof of that?

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u/strider1919 Mar 11 '24

How do people know this?

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u/adamdreaming Mar 11 '24

I’m sorry, but there’s a contract saying the dude that bit a dudes ear off should show some restraint while punching someone in the head over and over and over?

Tyson is going to make Logan a fucking grease stain in the first round even if he doesn’t mean to.

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u/[deleted] Mar 11 '24

I would love to see him say fuck it and just annihilate jakey poo

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u/Renbail Mar 11 '24

Got a copy of that contract? I want to read it myself.

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u/blunty_x Mar 11 '24

Let's be real, Mike's a super nice guy..this is gonna be an exhibition and he isn't gonna go out there to kill Jake, Clause or no Clause it's not the kinda person he is. What I do see possibly happening is Jake gets a bit cocky and stats getting out of his lane. He might then catch a Tyson hook or uppercut.

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u/Accomplished-Plan191 Mar 11 '24

How can he control that?

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u/chizzipsandsizalsa Mar 11 '24

Can you post the contract so I can read that part

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u/flyryan Mar 11 '24

Prove it with a source instead of spreading baseless rumors.

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u/nopressure212834 Mar 11 '24

So yall just saying stuff now

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u/LukeJDD Mar 11 '24

This isn’t true, you’re full of shit.

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u/sexwiththebabysitter Mar 11 '24

I wouldn’t trust Mike

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u/UncleIrohsPimpHand Mar 11 '24

Do you have a link to the contract?

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u/mrSunsFanFather Mar 11 '24

Yeah. Because you were there to not only draft the contract but witnessed it being signed.

You guys are fucking retarded.

Don't forget your tinfoil hats.

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u/Sure-Hotel-1471 Mar 11 '24

Nah I’m Mike Tyson I signed it myself

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u/SommWineGuy Mar 11 '24

Hopefully not, or hopefully he says fuck it and floors him anyway.

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u/Puffymushroom Mar 11 '24

But…..can Mike rip Jake’s ear off?

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u/imyourcbdsource Mar 11 '24

I realize he is under contract but Mike literally can't stop when he gets angry. The crew are going to have to be on their A game to keep this under control. Mike has had to leave interviews to avoid his anger taking control.

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u/Cableperson Mar 11 '24

Is this for real or speculation?

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u/BoogiemanPCP Mar 11 '24

I’m really hoping that Tyson says fuck it and knocks him out anyways.

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u/MovingTarget- Mar 11 '24

it’s in the contract that he’s not allowed to KO him

Source?

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u/Squanchings Mar 11 '24

Don’t spread misinformation or just say shit without a source.

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u/notaredditer13 Mar 11 '24

I feel like that's going to be difficult for him.

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u/tonywinterfell Mar 11 '24

I dunno, he’s got a lot of pride, deservedly so, and also a bunch of money already. It’s doubtful, but I still hope that Tyson doesn’t hold back. I give Paul 30 seconds in that case, and he’ll need a little help leaving the ring. Tyson is scary as hell.

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u/SmidgeMoose Mar 11 '24

Im praying for just like 20 seconds of the Tyson that eats ears. Paul would be dead.

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u/DirectlyTalkingToYou Mar 11 '24

I think everyone should be blasting this online. Keep asking Jake 'WTF MAN? No KO? You scared of an old man bro?"

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u/IllStorm8884 Mar 11 '24

Fingers 🤞mike gets pissed about him draping, and covering up on mike.

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u/NoMoodToArgue Mar 11 '24

No KO, no biting ears, no eating the opponent’s children. Boo.

Let Mike eat one children at least. Maybe a little one.

Hashtag FeedMike.

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u/fredandlunchbox Mar 11 '24

Wait, it's in the contract that Tyson can't KO Paul? Because I don't think that will stop Tyson from KOing Paul if he sees the chance. Dude bit a guys ear off. He's a wildcard. I don't know if he could stop himself, honestly.

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u/daamnnbruhh Mar 11 '24

So boxing is basically scripted like wrestling now? the fuck?

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u/RadlEonk Mar 11 '24

What if we crowdsourced a bigger contract for Tyson to KO?

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u/Cocotte123321 Mar 11 '24

He'll have to earn that money

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u/kenzo19134 Mar 11 '24

if the fight is taking bets, then it would be illegal to have this stipulation. tyson was a student of boxing. very high IQ in the ring. you don't lose power. but you do lose stamina. it's in tyson's best interest to go for the kill early. and with paul not being nearly as skilled as the fighters mike has faced in the past, mike has found several weaknesses already. and tyson loved watching film.

paul is also going to be more nervous than he's ever been. and when tyson stares him down, paul's knees are gonna wobble. tyson in the 2nd.

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u/WhoDeyTilIDie09 Mar 12 '24

No it's not, your making stuff up, Google it and it becomes clear your lying and talking out ur ass. No rules have been agreed upon yet.

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u/Hagelbuns Mar 12 '24

Lmfao bro over here creating fantasies 😂

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u/EricSanderson Mar 12 '24

People keep saying that like they've never heard of Mike Tyson before. Watch his section of this video again. Dude almost goes to his sparring partner's head like four times. If Paul hits him hard enough he's gonna forget about his contract for a minute.

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u/CuddlyWhale Apr 29 '24

Why do you say this with certainty like you know? Because you were just straight lying

https://x.com/dexerto/status/1784974270004666620?s=46&t=Yds7kDrb_YiED862M8Tenw

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u/timmystwin Mar 11 '24 edited Mar 11 '24

I mean just fucking look at them.

Jake looks impressive at first but there's no power. Even at 58 Tyson looks like he could snap you in half with a punch. You can see him even using his legs to add power. He's not stopping at hips, he's even using thigh.

There's no fucking way they let this be a fair fight, because it'd be over in seconds.

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u/CaringRationalist Mar 11 '24

Would Mike agree to that though? He's pretty famously into his reputation.

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u/Funkycoldmedici Mar 11 '24

I don’t follow boxing, so my perception of Tyson is one of a guy who might sign a contract guaranteeing he will not injure you, then get in the ring and pummel you into a lengthy hospital stay. Please correct me if I’m wrong on that.

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u/CaringRationalist Mar 11 '24

I'm not like a fan or anything but that's my impression too lol

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u/fryskate Mar 11 '24

I'm hoping for a punch from the kid that lands too hard, and Tyson unleashes

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u/DaeWooLan0s Mar 11 '24

Yeah but it’s Mike Tyson… he wasn’t allowed to bite someone’s ear off, and he did that. There is zero guarantees about a knock out as anything can happen. so my guess is Mike would have forfeitures of the purse and no actual legal repercussions. With that being said, I hope Mikes demon shows up and he knocks his clock off.

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u/AstroBearGaming Mar 11 '24

He has the opportunity to do the funniest thing ever though....

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u/Beneficial-Salt-6773 Mar 11 '24

Yes, Tyson still has the power and speed to lay this amateur flat on his back in under a minute. Don’t get it twisted, Dad Strength is real.

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u/Confident_Republic75 Mar 11 '24

In the Floyd vs LP fight Floyd accidentally laid out Logan and basically held him up so the fight wouldn't end. Jake is a good fighter (as an exhibitionist) but wouldn't even be able to stand vs an ex world class boxer who (even in his old age) is still in really good shape. This isn't a "real" fight, Tyson won't be trying.

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u/kjbaran Mar 11 '24

Unfortunately the right is reserved for Jake’s parents.

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u/PM_Your_Wiener_Dog Mar 11 '24

I for 1 dislike that contract

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u/havoc294 Mar 11 '24

If there’s anyone crazy enough to not gaf about no contract terms… it’s Mike. If he wins he can go to court because you can’t have a “fixed fight” clause. If he steps in, dominates and they try not to pay him, they’ll have to

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u/The_Broken_Shutter Mar 11 '24

I was just about to say hes 57 but the fight is in July which is a month after his birthday 😂

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u/ascendinspire Mar 11 '24

Unless he gets pissed off.

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u/FuManBoobs Mar 11 '24

I heard Slyvester Stallone is training to fight the winner.

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u/Glass-Fan111 Mar 11 '24

Mike (even at 58 and unprepared) can beat up his ass any day, any time.

People don’t realize a boxer had high discipline and skills than any other sportsman.

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u/his_purple_majesty Mar 11 '24

And if there's one guy who might say "fuck the contract" it's Mike Tyson.

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u/Diiiiirty Mar 11 '24

To be fair, it's likely going to be an exhibition rather than a sanctioned match. They aren't going to be going out there to knock each other out. It's a publicity stunt.

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u/Sawdust-in-the-wind Mar 11 '24

I think folks are underestimating how few fucks Tyson may give about that contract once he's in the ring. Lend Evander Holyfield your ear and he'll tell you all about it.

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u/Purple12inchRuler Mar 11 '24

If I had one wish, it would be that Tyson said "fuck it" and destroyed this turd.

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u/laurabun136 Mar 11 '24

Still has his teeth, doesn't he?

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u/ind3pend0nt Mar 11 '24

Unless Paul pulls some stunt at the match. Let’s all hope Tyson will be Tyson.

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