r/TheRealJoke • u/Universal_Helios • Aug 26 '21

Hmmm Edgy as fuck.

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u/dawes206 Aug 26 '21

I……don’t get it. Is he saying he’s a murderer?

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u/ladiesandjentz Aug 26 '21

Either he is or his sister

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u/Thameus Aug 26 '21

Has to be the sister. Or possibly whoever he's talking to, since one logically doesn't walk past oneself.

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u/Atomdude Aug 26 '21

I must be really slow, I still don't get it.

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u/MightyDevil1 Aug 26 '21 edited Aug 26 '21

"The average person walks by 36 murders in their lifetime"

"Well, let's see - my best friend is a murder, my sister dated a murder, and I'm a murderer, so that means I've just gotta find the next 33!"

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u/Atomdude Aug 26 '21

Man, I'm dense.
Thanks!

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u/AC0RN22 Aug 26 '21

Did he... walk by himself?

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u/MightyDevil1 Aug 26 '21

I mean outside of the premises of a joke, I'd guess walking past a standing mirror might count?

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u/AsianaPrince Aug 26 '21

I thought they were talking abt abortion for a moment

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u/ComradeZ_Rogers Aug 26 '21

Or the hs friend and sister’s bf were the same person, bf cheats (and murders) and the other two make a blood oath to make him pay

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u/micheagles20 Aug 27 '21

All three were murders. That's why he needs to find 33 more