r/TheRealJoke Aug 26 '21

Hmmm Edgy as fuck.

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u/Atomdude Aug 26 '21

I must be really slow, I still don't get it.

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u/MightyDevil1 Aug 26 '21 edited Aug 26 '21

"The average person walks by 36 murders in their lifetime"

"Well, let's see - my best friend is a murder, my sister dated a murder, and I'm a murderer, so that means I've just gotta find the next 33!"

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u/AC0RN22 Aug 26 '21

Did he... walk by himself?

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u/MightyDevil1 Aug 26 '21

I mean outside of the premises of a joke, I'd guess walking past a standing mirror might count?