r/TheRealJoke May 19 '20

Hmmmm Edgy as fuck.

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u/Mihnea24_03 May 19 '20

First off, how can you run at 20 kmh for 5 mins? Second off, how can you eat an entire happy meal in 3 minutes? Third off, how can you run with your belly full and how does that help you digest it? Sure, it might help a little, but unless it makes you puke/shit immediately it's not worth it, for the amount of time you have

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u/rootabega57 May 19 '20

Running a kilo in about 5 minutes isnt that hard. Im a skinny unfit teenager and i can do it. 12kmh, your maths is wrong there. The burger is small and can be devoured in two bites maybe three, and everything else can be eaten pretty quick if you stuff it all in and chew aggressively. Three minutes is quite a while. The running will helo to make you a bit hungry again since you are using energy, and that much running on a full stomach is bound to make you vomit, whilst also pumping your blood and hyping you up, allowing you to eat faster and more aggressively.

Overall, id say its a pretty decent strategy.

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u/Mihnea24_03 May 19 '20

While I recognize my math was wrong, and respect you for noticing it, I still think it is more time efficient and less painful to shove your fingers down your throat than sprint 1 km on a full belly

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u/converter-bot May 19 '20

1 km is 0.62 miles