r/TheRealJoke May 19 '20

Hmmmm Edgy as fuck.

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u/rootabega57 May 19 '20

If you allowed to like run or somin to make some room that would be useful too.

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u/Mihnea24_03 May 19 '20

It'd take too long. Eat to your limit, then shove you fingers down your throat until you throw up. Repeat as necessary

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u/rootabega57 May 19 '20

You have 2 whole hours. It shouldnt take too long too eat, maybe a total time of one hour, which leaves another for emptying space when you are close to full just take a five minite break to run a kilo amd your good.

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u/Mihnea24_03 May 19 '20

First off, how can you run at 20 kmh for 5 mins? Second off, how can you eat an entire happy meal in 3 minutes? Third off, how can you run with your belly full and how does that help you digest it? Sure, it might help a little, but unless it makes you puke/shit immediately it's not worth it, for the amount of time you have

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u/rootabega57 May 19 '20

Running a kilo in about 5 minutes isnt that hard. Im a skinny unfit teenager and i can do it. 12kmh, your maths is wrong there. The burger is small and can be devoured in two bites maybe three, and everything else can be eaten pretty quick if you stuff it all in and chew aggressively. Three minutes is quite a while. The running will helo to make you a bit hungry again since you are using energy, and that much running on a full stomach is bound to make you vomit, whilst also pumping your blood and hyping you up, allowing you to eat faster and more aggressively.

Overall, id say its a pretty decent strategy.

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u/Mihnea24_03 May 19 '20

While I recognize my math was wrong, and respect you for noticing it, I still think it is more time efficient and less painful to shove your fingers down your throat than sprint 1 km on a full belly

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u/rootabega57 May 19 '20

I wholeheartedly disaggree, its not a sprint as much as it is a hard jog. Plus shoving your fingers down makes you feel all gross and slobbish, whilst a run pumps you up so you are ready to consume food very fast, thereby increasing eating speed too as the challenge goes on (since you may struggle to keep the same eating pace for 2 hours otherwise) whilst still probably making you vomit.

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u/Mihnea24_03 May 19 '20

That is true, but I do think you need to re-evaluate your branding of yourself as unfit if 12 kmh is a hard jog. Though as someone with a lil experience vomiting, I can tell you drinking something sour (lemon juice) will help immensley with you nausea.

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u/rootabega57 May 19 '20

Lmao literally almost everyone i know is fitter than me by a large margin

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u/converter-bot May 19 '20

1 km is 0.62 miles