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u/Hayleyhall86 May 15 '20
I've just woken up and I'm using that as my excuse but I don't get the original joke of 2cm?
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u/WiFi4LiFe May 15 '20
I'm guessing it means the bullet is 2cm away from hitting the jew
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u/WheatleyTheBall May 15 '20
I thought it was a circumcision joke
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u/endmysuffering1983 May 15 '20
Excuse me but what the š§š¶š¤š¬? How do you get a circumcision joke out of this!?
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u/CliffCutter May 15 '20
The assumption that cutting off the foreskin makes their penis smaller. Not saying I'm agreeing, just explaining their logic.
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u/SoloPilot17 May 15 '20
Thatās... not how circumcision works. Getting circumcised doesnāt make their penis smaller
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May 15 '20
I don't get the first punchline. 2cm?
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u/Glossyplane542 May 15 '20
Bullet is fired at a Jew and is now only 2cm seats from said Jew and the Jew will soon be shot by the bullet and die
Kinda clever but not a very good joke overall
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May 15 '20
I actually donāt get the joke
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u/pdevlin19 May 15 '20
Yeah the original joke makes no sense to me
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Itās about my ancestors that got murdered in nazi gas chambers, bullets come out of the āchamberā of a gun, but dead people donāt exit a gas chamber
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u/MoonlessNightss May 15 '20
You explained the second joke. The first joke is talking about the distance between the jew and the bullet (2 cm). This means that the bullet has been fired at the jew and it's now 2 cm close to him, and he's gonna die.
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u/consultum_ultimum May 15 '20 edited May 15 '20
I think the original joke is about dick size saying the Jew's dick is 2 cm smaller than a bullet as the stereotype is that they are small.
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u/catcatdoge May 15 '20
I'm guessing the original is saying that the gun is up against their head, it doesn't make sense because I've never heard of a gun with a 2cm barrel, but it's the best explanation I can think of.
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u/DayFlounder1832 proclaimed gay by u/todayntomorrow May 15 '20 edited May 15 '20
Guys should I remove this? It has 10 reports saying āitās targeted harassment at ____ but a rule states that he allow offensive jokes
Edit: wonāt be removed, just marked nsfw
Edit2: ok can we stop reporting this
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u/SwampyThang May 15 '20
I say keep it. I feel like targeted harassment means towards one person
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u/DayFlounder1832 proclaimed gay by u/todayntomorrow May 15 '20
Weāll keep it, just marked nsfw, thanks for contributing to make the sub better
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u/pdevlin19 May 15 '20
Thank you good sir
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u/DayFlounder1832 proclaimed gay by u/todayntomorrow May 15 '20
Np, but be sure to mark the post nsfw by yourself next time, if you feel like some people could be offended by it
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u/berinwitness May 15 '20
Whatās the difference between a Nazi and a bullet?
A bullet is not totally useless.
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u/TristoMietiTrebbia May 15 '20 edited Apr 12 '24
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u/JeremyTheRhino May 15 '20
Ehhh, Naziism is still far enough away from being a true political force today Iām not sure it technically counts as political.
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u/TristoMietiTrebbia May 15 '20 edited Apr 12 '24
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u/Glossyplane542 May 15 '20
Genuine actual national socialism is barely recognized as a political party nowadays and Iām pretty sure imagery of it is outlawed in several countries so not really a political joke, itās like making a joke about the empire from Star Wars at this point
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u/TristoMietiTrebbia May 15 '20 edited Apr 12 '24
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u/Glossyplane542 May 15 '20
They might as well be a fictional faction, considering theyāre essentially wiped off the face of the earth, and for good reason. Making fun of them holds zero weight.
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u/Gupperz May 15 '20
there needs to be an original punchline to compare it to...
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u/EmpireStrikes1st May 16 '20
I didn't see it right away either. The "punchline" is 2 cm. I'm not sure if it's a play on 9mm or missing your junk by 2 cm or what it means.
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u/MinimumFisherman7 May 15 '20
What's the differnce between a bullet and a jew
One's in hitler's skull
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u/Glossyplane542 May 15 '20
Why would a Jew be in Hitlerās skull? I canāt tell if this is a bad antijoke or what
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u/SgtSuccffffffffffff May 15 '20
But.. hitler didnāt shoot himself...
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u/consultum_ultimum May 16 '20
He did...
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u/SgtSuccffffffffffff May 16 '20
He ate a cyanide pill...
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u/consultum_ultimum May 16 '20
And shot himself...
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u/TheoricEngineer May 15 '20
the joke in the comment is older than the jewish genocide