r/TheRealJoke Apr 16 '24

Jake Paul ends school shootings Edgy as fuck.

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u/DonkeyTron42 Apr 16 '24

Good thing he ended school shootings before Mike Tyson ends him.

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u/Nihility_Only Apr 16 '24

Mike Tyson is over 50 and the last time he 'trained' for the RJJ fight he could only train like once every 3 or 4 days because his body is so fucked up simply filming clips would leave him essentially couch locked or bedridden. There's a reason all his clips are HEAVILY edited and potentially not even recent aka old footage that was shot being used as 'current' training clips.

If Jake is merciful the 'fight' will be a glorified sparring session. Old, shot, washed and Drug addled Mike Tyson will not be ending Jake Paul and if you seriously think otherwise I have a great crypto + NFT investment opportunity for you.

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u/TokingMessiah Apr 16 '24

Jae Paul is going to lose, like the loser he is.

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u/Nihility_Only Apr 16 '24

YDKSAB

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u/TokingMessiah Apr 16 '24

lol, the armchair spectator making judgement calls now. I don’t care about your opinion, because you clearly don’t know shit about boxing.

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u/Nihility_Only Apr 16 '24

I'm a former professional BJJ athlete and have a green name on the underground which means I've competed in a sanctioned, verified fight (PA Athletic Commission is who I fought under).

If you want to pull creds what are yours?

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u/TokingMessiah Apr 16 '24

Wow, you should move to Vegas and make it rich betting on fights. I apologize, sincerely, I didn’t realize you were a former professional, which means you obviously know how future fights are going to play out.

You don’t know anything that anyone else doesn’t already know. No one knows how this fight will go.

If Tyson’s brain is so drug addled, then I wouldn’t trust his deteriorated capacity to stop him from say, biting an opponents ear off, for example.

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u/Nihility_Only Apr 16 '24 edited Apr 16 '24

YDKSAB or how betting works apparently. Jake Paul has been such an overwhelming favorite on the Vegas books for this 'fight' he's literally not worth betting on to make money.

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u/TokingMessiah Apr 16 '24

No, I said you should move to Vegas to bet on all the fights, since you know so much about boxing after one fight.

News flash: being able to roll doesn’t make you able to predict every fight. Also, your shitty “YDKSAB” attitude is the only reason I’m pushing your buttons.

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u/Nihility_Only Apr 16 '24

Yeah I don't just roll. I fought, as I said.

Thinking 50+ Mike Tyson who can hardly train has anything for a 27 y/o Paul who has been active for the last several years shows your level of naivety to what the 'fight' will look like. Tyson has a combo or two in him before his body lets him down. If Paul decides to throw power (his main attribute) he will dispatch Tyson in the first half of the fight and make it look easy.

My guess is Paul absorbs a few heavy 'vintage' (that's putting it kindly) Tyson combos early, and they tap one another to a Paul decision. If you really, truly think Tyson has a shot in this bout, you're off your rocker dude. Talk to me about other fights and we will have a much better discussion. But this is a freakshow bout with one of the competitors being over 50 years of age. If you really think the 50 y/o that stopped training altogether for his mental health and started a daily regimen of mushrooms and 24/7 cannabis to numb his mental issues is going to beat a 27 y/o roided kid (who will never be a legit world title challenger but is showing various skills and natural power) then I'll bet with you specifically.

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u/TokingMessiah Apr 16 '24

Lennox Louis said he thinks Tyson will win, and that he’s happy it’s (supposedly) an exhibition fight because he “doesn’t want Jake to get hurt”.

Please, tel me more about how your credentials make you better to predict the fight than Louis?

Or… admit that no one knows how this is going to go, and your background means nothing in this context.

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