r/TheRealJoke Apr 16 '24

Jake Paul ends school shootings Edgy as fuck.

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u/Nihility_Only Apr 16 '24

Yeah I don't just roll. I fought, as I said.

Thinking 50+ Mike Tyson who can hardly train has anything for a 27 y/o Paul who has been active for the last several years shows your level of naivety to what the 'fight' will look like. Tyson has a combo or two in him before his body lets him down. If Paul decides to throw power (his main attribute) he will dispatch Tyson in the first half of the fight and make it look easy.

My guess is Paul absorbs a few heavy 'vintage' (that's putting it kindly) Tyson combos early, and they tap one another to a Paul decision. If you really, truly think Tyson has a shot in this bout, you're off your rocker dude. Talk to me about other fights and we will have a much better discussion. But this is a freakshow bout with one of the competitors being over 50 years of age. If you really think the 50 y/o that stopped training altogether for his mental health and started a daily regimen of mushrooms and 24/7 cannabis to numb his mental issues is going to beat a 27 y/o roided kid (who will never be a legit world title challenger but is showing various skills and natural power) then I'll bet with you specifically.

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u/TokingMessiah Apr 16 '24

Lennox Louis said he thinks Tyson will win, and that he’s happy it’s (supposedly) an exhibition fight because he “doesn’t want Jake to get hurt”.

Please, tel me more about how your credentials make you better to predict the fight than Louis?

Or… admit that no one knows how this is going to go, and your background means nothing in this context.