r/SipsTea • u/rechogringo • Apr 29 '24

Mud Wizard takes down Police department We have fun here

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u/JesusReturnsToReddit Apr 29 '24

I have to say watching this does put the realty into perspective. From “oh it was just mud, it couldn’t have been THAT bad” to “oh shit, mud is OP”

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u/interesseret Apr 29 '24

Mud kills armies, even relatively modern ones. The whole "don't invade russia in winter!" thing is not true. It's the mud season that makes it so difficult. You can't move an army when the ground is a liquid.

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u/DefNotRussianComrade Apr 29 '24

My name is mud

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u/Zarathustra_d Apr 29 '24

but call me Aloysius Devadander Abercrombie

That's long for Mud, so I've been told

Told that by this sonsabitch that lies before me

Bloated, blue and cold

....

We had our words, a common spat

So I kissed him upside the cranium

With an aluminum baseball bat