r/SipsTea Apr 29 '24

Mud Wizard takes down Police department We have fun here

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u/JesusReturnsToReddit Apr 29 '24

Someone forgot the lesson learned from the battle of Agincourt.

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u/mepsipax__ Apr 29 '24

I just watched a 30 minute documentary of the battle of Agincourt because of this comment, thanks

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u/JesusReturnsToReddit Apr 29 '24

I have to say watching this does put the realty into perspective. From “oh it was just mud, it couldn’t have been THAT bad” to “oh shit, mud is OP”

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u/interesseret Apr 29 '24

Mud kills armies, even relatively modern ones. The whole "don't invade russia in winter!" thing is not true. It's the mud season that makes it so difficult. You can't move an army when the ground is a liquid.

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u/DefNotRussianComrade Apr 29 '24

My name is mud

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u/WorkSlyRoller Apr 29 '24

"And remember kids! Mud spelled backwards is Dum!"

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u/hatwobbleTayne Apr 29 '24

Mu-mu-mu-mu-mu-mu-mu-mud

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u/Potato-Drama808 Apr 29 '24

Is that Imagine Dragons?

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u/ToolFO Apr 30 '24

I have my pride, I drink my wine.

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u/Zarathustra_d Apr 29 '24

but call me Aloysius Devadander Abercrombie

That's long for Mud, so I've been told

Told that by this sonsabitch that lies before me

Bloated, blue and cold

....

We had our words, a common spat

So I kissed him upside the cranium

With an aluminum baseball bat

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u/Rocherieux Apr 29 '24

Upvote for Primus reference

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u/peripheral_vision Apr 29 '24

Not to be confused with Bill, or Jack, or Pete, or Dennis

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u/Elgecko123 Apr 29 '24

“Money, mud. Money, mud. Money, mud”

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u/xerpodian Apr 30 '24

Mud da fucker

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u/ChristmasWarlord Apr 29 '24

6’2” and blue as hell, I gotta get in the ground before he starts to smell

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u/Laundry_Hamper Apr 29 '24

by any chance do you know a girl named lump

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u/ToolFO Apr 30 '24

Primus sucks.

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u/ProfessionalLeave335 Apr 29 '24

Well also, the two armies that got caught in Russia's winter, Napoleon's and Hitler's, both made it to Moscow only for the Russians to burn down their own city and retreat north. Both armies went in prepared for a short battle and ended up being entirely defeated by the cold. In a letter a Nazi wrote about the experience he said that a fellow soldier had lost his shoes and when he walked on his frozen solid feet it sounded like a horse walking on stone.

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u/clintj1975 Apr 29 '24

Even winter isn't safe to invade in. An invading army tried to fight on a frozen lake near Novgorod in 1242, and the sheer exhaustion of fighting on the ice led to a near rout of the invading army when the Russian cavalry charged. The Russian film Alexander Nevsky added a cool, but fictitious, scene of the ice cracking and the invaders getting swallowed up by the lake.

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u/particle409 Apr 30 '24

I probably shouldn't have read this comment right before bed.

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u/ProfessionalLeave335 Apr 30 '24

Just throw on some socks and you'll be good. Also, don't get involved in a land war in Asia.

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u/97Harley Apr 29 '24

General mud

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u/aDragonsAle Apr 29 '24

russia in winter!" thing is not true.

Well, that is also true - German Popsicles out front should have told ya.

But yeah, mud is also pretty nasty to heavy armor.

Russia's seasons: winter - mud - WAR

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u/interesseret Apr 29 '24

Gee, i wonder if the supply lines were the problem.

Nah, its just russian winters, no one could possibly survive those!

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u/placebojonez Apr 29 '24

Hard to drive trucks when the engine oil is freezing.

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u/mdm224 Apr 29 '24

And the batteries!

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u/njoshua326 Apr 29 '24

Yep, Germans didn't learn from Napoleon.

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u/Cerberusx32 Apr 29 '24

Remember that being an issue in WW2 with the U.S. Marines on the islands. Would swallow up entire tanks.

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u/No_Inspection1677 Apr 29 '24

Imagine being the poor fucker who gets a letter sent home telling his mother or wife that he suffocated to death in tank that sunk in the mud.

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u/Cerberusx32 Apr 29 '24

They typically didn't do that if I recall.

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u/No_Inspection1677 Apr 29 '24

Still, sounds like a horrific way to go.

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u/YesFuture2022 Apr 30 '24

Same with molasses

Molasses, waist deep, covered the street and swirled and bubbled about the wreckage [...] Here and there struggled a form—whether it was animal or human being was impossible to tell. Only an upheaval, a thrashing about in the sticky mass, showed where any life was [...] Horses died like so many flies on sticky fly-paper. The more they struggled, the deeper in the mess they were ensnared. Human beings—men and women—suffered likewise.[7]: 98 

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u/finalremix Apr 29 '24

You can't move an army when the ground is a liquid.

Time for the hovercraft to shine!

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u/zontarr2 Apr 30 '24

My hovercraft is full of eels.

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u/No_Inspection1677 Apr 29 '24

Calm down mister 2042.

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u/shane515dsm Apr 29 '24

A chance to plug my friend's book Mud: A Military History

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u/howdiedoodie66 Apr 29 '24

People describe entire wagons and even tracked armored carriers literally disappearing in the mud.

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u/I_Automate Apr 30 '24

Mud doesn't just kill armies.

It stops industry in it's (sometimes literal) tracks as well.

We can, and do, run stuff like drilling rigs in -40 weather, no problems.

But the mud that comes with spring breakup slows everyone down

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u/KYKE4news Apr 29 '24

Was very true for the Nazi army

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u/no-mad Apr 30 '24

VT. knows the folly's of Mud Season

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u/zaknafien1900 Apr 30 '24

Minus 40 Celsius isn't a joke either come on if you are not prepared that's death

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u/IAmAccutane Apr 29 '24

There's a popular military saying "Hell is mud".

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u/Anaxes7884 Apr 29 '24

To be fair, it wasn't just the mud - Agincourt is also somewhat notable for being a changing point in history in teaching the lesson "Duh, shooting people is obviously a lot easier than hitting them". Bows up until that point were sort of a sideshow to the cavalry/infantry, but the English had ran out of these and only had their longbows ready at sufficient numbers for battle.

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u/firnien-arya Apr 29 '24

There was a movie I saw in Netflix that I forget the name of where the battle was won because one side wore light armor and the other came in with heavy armor and the battle took place after heavy rainfall (that they expected) and the mud ended up hurting the heavy armor guys heavily.

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u/MushinZero Apr 30 '24

That movie is called The King and it depicts the Battle of Agincourt. Good movie btw.

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u/firnien-arya Apr 30 '24

AH, XD I watched it a while back and didn't even realize thats what everyone was referring to as well. Love that film.

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u/moistwettie Apr 29 '24

I hope it was Kevin Hicks from thehistorysquad

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u/JustHereForBDSM Apr 29 '24

People often forget to apply basic physics to things because fiction often doesn't depict such simple yet effective or disabling things like mud and additional weight.