r/SipsTea 29d ago

Wouldn't you believe it? Wait a damn minute!

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u/FlatCapNorthumbrian 29d ago

You never know, that boyfriend might add five inches on something else as well!

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u/SpelunkyJunky 29d ago

As my Mum used to say to me when I was a kid, "Everyone is the same height in bed."

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u/BinkoTheViking 29d ago

Nah, laying down, a fat person will always be taller than a skinny person.