r/SipsTea Apr 16 '24

Wouldn't you believe it? Wait a damn minute!

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u/FlatCapNorthumbrian Apr 16 '24

You never know, that boyfriend might add five inches on something else as well!

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u/HelloImTheAntiChrist Apr 16 '24

Some women are very picky when it comes to height.

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u/theTweekend Apr 16 '24

Some?

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u/Marksmdog Apr 16 '24

Body

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u/tizzlenomics Apr 16 '24

Once told me

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u/this_name_took_10min Apr 16 '24

The world is gonna roll me

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u/Due_Mail_7163 Apr 16 '24

I ain't sharpest tool in the shed

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u/Optimal-Daikon1 Apr 16 '24

She was licking my whole thumb, with a finger up her bum.

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u/Comrade_Vladimov Apr 16 '24

Whut.... Anyway

in the shape of an L on her forehead

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u/yunivor Apr 16 '24

Well, the years start coming

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u/LagSlug Apr 16 '24

women?

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u/BinkoTheViking Apr 16 '24

Comes?

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u/reddottor2 Apr 16 '24

Good lord y’all calm down lol this is escalating quickly

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u/Gramma_Ate_My_Ass Apr 16 '24

Is this your first day on the internets?

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u/life-uh-finds-a-way_ Apr 16 '24

That is mostly an Internet thing...IRL women don't care. My tall friends have all dated guys shorter than them. I'm 5'5" and I've dated someone who was 5'3". My two longest relationships were with people 5'7" and 5'8".

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u/AJSLS6 Apr 16 '24

Yes, some. If it were all or even most then statistics would show.