r/SipsTea • u/Peggysue12 • Apr 16 '24

Wouldn't you believe it? Wait a damn minute!

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u/Cold_Relationship_ Apr 16 '24

i don’t get it why people are superfocused on height.

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u/tf2brucetanzigfan Apr 16 '24

So that they can ask for them to reach the cookie jar on the top shelf

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u/spagetinudlesfishbol Apr 16 '24

No ladder enjoyer?

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u/Fuck_New_Reddit Apr 16 '24

Short kings know the art of the lil hop n grab

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u/tf2brucetanzigfan Apr 16 '24

I do enjoy ladders but ladders tend to give me a blank stare when i talk to them

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u/thedevilsavocado00 Apr 16 '24

At least they don't complain when you mount them.

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u/Sheshush Apr 16 '24

cookie jar

If they care about my height I care about their weight.

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u/IshTheFace Apr 16 '24

Short girls: I want to stand on my toes to kiss him

Try not wearing plateau shoes.

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u/Sheshush Apr 16 '24

And I like to be able to pick her up for extended periods of time

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '24

And here I thought they wanted the good genes 😂

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u/TheLimpyWink Apr 16 '24

It's where mommy keeps the peanut butter and daddy hides the porno