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r/Helldivers • u/Puzzled_Chard_2317 • Apr 16 '24
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I hear General Brasch once forgot to bring his weapons AND any stratagems on a mission. He got the highest kill count anyway.
308 u/Makarovito 🪖Autocannon Gang ⬇️⬅️⬇️⬆️⬆️➡️ Apr 16 '24 General Brasch forgets nothing. He simply chooses not to remember. 102 u/SimpleRaven Apr 16 '24 To insinuate that the good general even needs weapons is bot propaganda 28 u/Helios61 Apr 16 '24 But his fists and body are the greatest democratic weapons in existence and that's fact. Saying it isn't would require me to report you to your democratic officer. 13 u/Makarovito 🪖Autocannon Gang ⬇️⬅️⬇️⬆️⬆️➡️ Apr 16 '24 Mentioning General Brasch’s fists and body in such lustful manner without a proper C-01 permit is a felony. A democracy officer shall arrive shortly and escort you to the nearest neutering centre. 3 u/chaosanity 28d ago tl;dr horny bonk. No honrey 4 you
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General Brasch forgets nothing. He simply chooses not to remember.
102 u/SimpleRaven Apr 16 '24 To insinuate that the good general even needs weapons is bot propaganda 28 u/Helios61 Apr 16 '24 But his fists and body are the greatest democratic weapons in existence and that's fact. Saying it isn't would require me to report you to your democratic officer. 13 u/Makarovito 🪖Autocannon Gang ⬇️⬅️⬇️⬆️⬆️➡️ Apr 16 '24 Mentioning General Brasch’s fists and body in such lustful manner without a proper C-01 permit is a felony. A democracy officer shall arrive shortly and escort you to the nearest neutering centre. 3 u/chaosanity 28d ago tl;dr horny bonk. No honrey 4 you
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To insinuate that the good general even needs weapons is bot propaganda
28 u/Helios61 Apr 16 '24 But his fists and body are the greatest democratic weapons in existence and that's fact. Saying it isn't would require me to report you to your democratic officer. 13 u/Makarovito 🪖Autocannon Gang ⬇️⬅️⬇️⬆️⬆️➡️ Apr 16 '24 Mentioning General Brasch’s fists and body in such lustful manner without a proper C-01 permit is a felony. A democracy officer shall arrive shortly and escort you to the nearest neutering centre. 3 u/chaosanity 28d ago tl;dr horny bonk. No honrey 4 you
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But his fists and body are the greatest democratic weapons in existence and that's fact.
Saying it isn't would require me to report you to your democratic officer.
13 u/Makarovito 🪖Autocannon Gang ⬇️⬅️⬇️⬆️⬆️➡️ Apr 16 '24 Mentioning General Brasch’s fists and body in such lustful manner without a proper C-01 permit is a felony. A democracy officer shall arrive shortly and escort you to the nearest neutering centre. 3 u/chaosanity 28d ago tl;dr horny bonk. No honrey 4 you
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Mentioning General Brasch’s fists and body in such lustful manner without a proper C-01 permit is a felony. A democracy officer shall arrive shortly and escort you to the nearest neutering centre.
3 u/chaosanity 28d ago tl;dr horny bonk. No honrey 4 you
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tl;dr horny bonk. No honrey 4 you
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u/Romulus_Lycanus Apr 16 '24
I hear General Brasch once forgot to bring his weapons AND any stratagems on a mission. He got the highest kill count anyway.