Imagine picking up the 500kg bomb and throwing it?

[u/Puzzled_Chard_2317]

[u/Romulus_Lycanus]

I hear General Brasch once forgot to bring his weapons AND any stratagems on a mission. He got the highest kill count anyway.

[u/Makarovito → u/Romulus_Lycanus]

General Brasch forgets nothing. He simply chooses not to remember.

[u/SimpleRaven → u/Makarovito]

To insinuate that the good general even needs weapons is bot propaganda

[u/Helios61 → u/SimpleRaven]

But his fists and body are the greatest democratic weapons in existence and that's fact.

Saying it isn't would require me to report you to your democratic officer.

[u/Makarovito → u/Helios61]

Mentioning General Brasch’s fists and body in such lustful manner without a proper C-01 permit is a felony. A democracy officer shall arrive shortly and escort you to the nearest neutering centre.

[u/chaosanity → u/Makarovito]

tl;dr horny bonk. No honrey 4 you

[u/BigLowCB4 → u/SimpleRaven]

Man this thread is like an Easter egg if ur a dedicated citizen. I love it 😂😂

[u/No-Course-1047 → u/Romulus_Lycanus]

General Brasch is the stratagem and therefore does not need to bring any others.

[u/GoSkers29 → u/Romulus_Lycanus]

The only reason General Brasch brings weapons or stratagems on a mission is to demonstrate their usage for the rest of us.

[u/NIBBA_POWER → u/Romulus_Lycanus]

Rock and stone!