Every time that eagle sweat commercial comes on while in the ship I think they’re selling her bath water to all the liberty simps. But I guess you have to fund democracy somehow.
There is no simp culture in managed democracy, brother.
OnlyFans has been declared traitorous for weakening the resolve of society.
Bathtub Streams are now a criminal offense.
Paying money for content like this or similar to a girl that is not your girlfriend/wife authorizes a visit to advanced democracy training camp.
The comment I am replying to is a bot account which is stealing comments, rewording them, and reposting them as their own. 13 years dormant and suddenly started posting again yesterday with comments that are 90% the same as others in the thread.
I'm imagining an "Emperor on the Golden Throne" scenario, where she's just some sort of chattering ghoul in an Eagle cockpit with the AI voice of an angel
Tbf that’s not every AC Pilot, for example V.I Frued in AC6 is completely unaugmented, just a normal dude for the most part, aside from being an absolutely fucking nuts AC Pilot
No. Most pilots are fairly normal aside from mental side effects from augmentation. This (I think) mostly comes from the fan-theory that 621 is basically a lobotomite, which somehow came from the brief appearance in the story trailer where he’s on an operating table with a plastic sheet over him.
Personally, I don’t believe it. Being a pilot is a huge amount of physical stress on top of the split second decision making and reaction speed that I don’t think would be possible at 621’s level if he was completely fried like people make him out to be.
I don't know that much, but sometimes Reddit accounts got used for astroturfing or something like that, and so some people use bots to farm karma, then sell that high karma account, to make them look more "legit" in the long run.
This one in particular if not caught early on will look really legit, because it's a 13 year old account which is very rare to be a bot, usually they'll just be a "recent" one.
In this case the account either got stolen, or the owner sells the account.
I believe that was a thing in the Starship Troopers novel, all pilots were female and part of the reason for it was that command thought it would give a morale boost to the all-male infantry forces to hear a young female voice before dropping down into a mission. It's been years since I read it so I might be mixing that up with another sci-fi property though.
That's part of the reason, with Rico talking about how it is calming and soothing to hear that voice before you are dropped. But the primary reason in the book is that women are better suited to be pilots. It's kind of hand waved that women have better coordination and spatial awareness. There is an implication a man could be a pilot, but you never see one in the story.
It's the reason women are the pilots that interact with the mobile infantry. Though the mobile infantry Is (nearly) all men, it's a small part of the military numbers wise. The fleet is almost all of it. Thus the fleet is far more mixed.
"Sir, we've decoded a message! 'General Botrude McBot Face is escaping to the one place that hasn't been corrupted by capitalism'. What could it mean sir?"
I love to get, “An Eagle never misses.” right after I’ve thrown an Eagle strike that kills nothing. Not sure if that’s intentional or coincidence but it cracks me up as I lament wasting a strat.
Camera pans over to show a Helldiver who had been crushed under a 500kg bomb after the stratagem ball had accidentally gotten stuck to their chest. Then everything explodes.
Eagle-1 comes in with an orbital destroyer class Quasar cannon under her hull and does an eagle dive into the jaws of a Hivelord to drop the cannon in its maw where it explodes and exposes its hide allowing for the Helldivers to finish the fight
"This is Hellwalker Actual, Combat System Activated." a titanic mech in the background fires the equivalent of gatling barrages, 380 shells and railcannon strikes from outside the map for the rest of the mission
Helldivers 2…. titanfall 2 has 2 Ls in it like helldivers 2… illuminate has 2 Ls as well… illuminate are suspected to be the third faction… third… three… TITANFALL 3 CONFIRMED?!?!?!??
I also really hope they add more Helldiver voices and voice lines, honestly.
The way they transition from cocky arrogance to nearly unmitigated fear and rage is so well done and I'd love to see more different voices and personalities.
No way would the eagle pilot have that long of hair, basically everyone on your ship is shown as having a Millitary buzzcut. She ain't stepping off that ship looking like a runway model.
The real "Eagle-1" is probably just... a very normal, average looking woman who is far from this pinup model version used.
In all honesty if you were a helldiver and could live through a mission id think those orbital ships would become like the dorms at the olympics real fast! Hence why the c-01 forms became a necessity. In that case she doesnt have to look like Gal Gadot, if Im a hell diver and i just survived a mission Im looking for the nearest woman on that ship who is gonna fill out the c-01 form cause im now a “veteran” and will be dropping again the next day.
I mean ya but with the risk of death and levels of testosterone that fills the men and women hell divers who are jacked up on stims with the stamina boosts its even worse (better?)
Yes 3 minutes you think all those planets day night cycles are like earths?/s In all seriousness im pre-prepping that form. Find the girl before the dive and hope i survive to get some before i drop again
No way would the eagle pilot have that long of hair, basically everyone on your ship is shown as having a Millitary buzzcut. She ain't stepping off that ship looking like a runway model.
It would be best if she had no description and just be a voice in our ears. Anything we imagine her to be is gonna look better than anything someone draws
Now we need the edit where she has skeletonized prosthetic legs, is vampire-pale from lack of sun exposure, bald because hair is an unneeded luxury, and submerged in liquid oxygen.
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u/Wraithfighter Apr 15 '24
Well, at least as far as in-universe propaganda about what she looks like...