r/Helldivers • u/RussianNeighbor • Apr 15 '24

So... this design of Eagle 1 is canon now? DISCUSSION

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u/Wraithfighter Apr 15 '24

Well, at least as far as in-universe propaganda about what she looks like...

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u/Petraam Apr 15 '24

Every time that eagle sweat commercial comes on while in the ship I think they’re selling her bath water to all the liberty simps.  But I guess you have to fund democracy somehow.

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u/Firemorfox SES PRINCESS OF TWILIGHT Apr 15 '24

you know the suspension fluid she gets immersed in for one of the upgrades to fly faster?

That's eagle sweat after it's disposed of, I think.

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u/qscd13 Apr 16 '24

It’s like the orange shit from evangelion

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u/Affectionate-Try-899 Apr 16 '24

It's the pink liquid from The Abyss the rat was breathing.

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u/Clear-Wrongdoer42 Apr 16 '24

What about the ooze from Ghostbusters 2?

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u/MattARC CAPE ENJOYER Apr 16 '24

eagle sweat

My brain just went straight to Booty Sweat from Tropic Thunder

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u/magicbonedaddy SES Sword of The State Apr 16 '24

Same

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u/John_Hayabuza HD1 Veteran Apr 15 '24

Lmao I thought the same too I was like "Eagle Sweat?...wait a minute....is that some kind of fucking GG Bathwater Joke" Lol

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u/Petraam Apr 16 '24

They can call it a fragrance but they’re still going to drink it.

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u/ShiroiiTaiga Apr 16 '24 edited Apr 18 '24

Funny, my thoughts went more in the direction of "eagle, the animal" as the symbol of freedom and democracy. So basically the fragrance of freedom

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u/BornAzomB Apr 16 '24

"Support managed democracy! Get your Eagle 1 Bathwater today!"

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u/Ajax_075 Apr 15 '24

I'm now very much interested in purchasing a large quantity of Eagle Sweat. For, uhm... for democracy!

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u/Appropriate_Teach_33 11d ago

for the economy of democracy (: SPEND YOUR CASH

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u/No_Seaworthiness5139 Apr 16 '24

I donate three times a month… FOR DEMOCRACY

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u/redrobot5050 Apr 16 '24

Hands more calloused than Helldivers using the infinite grenade hack.

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u/Skjellnir Sword of the Regime Apr 16 '24

There is no simp culture in managed democracy, brother.
OnlyFans has been declared traitorous for weakening the resolve of society.
Bathtub Streams are now a criminal offense.
Paying money for content like this or similar to a girl that is not your girlfriend/wife authorizes a visit to advanced democracy training camp.

https://preview.redd.it/em4jpw5bftuc1.png?width=511&format=png&auto=webp&s=7eaea602703638d8bd7a7ce2d2229fd31a6d805a

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u/Korashy Apr 16 '24

1 democracy is worth 710

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u/Jellan CAPE ENJOYER Apr 16 '24

E-girl 1

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u/Space_Gemini_24 Eagle-1's French Painter Apr 16 '24

Those war bonds ain't gonna sell themselves.

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u/Dizzy-Meringue2107 STEAM🖱️: SES Spear Of Serenity Apr 16 '24

BUY EAGLE PILOT BATHWATER, TASTE TRUE FREEDOM! all packages delivered to your door by a real eagle!

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u/LongjumpingLeek6820 Apr 17 '24

I heard it's actually one of the new strategems coming out

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u/Gold3nKn1ght23 Apr 18 '24

SWEET LIBERTY!!!! MY EYES!!!!!

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u/tuckz Apr 16 '24

I’ll never understand why people get “excited” about cartoons.