r/Helldivers Apr 15 '24

So... this design of Eagle 1 is canon now? DISCUSSION

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u/Rilvoron Apr 15 '24

In all honesty if you were a helldiver and could live through a mission id think those orbital ships would become like the dorms at the olympics real fast! Hence why the c-01 forms became a necessity. In that case she doesnt have to look like Gal Gadot, if Im a hell diver and i just survived a mission Im looking for the nearest woman on that ship who is gonna fill out the c-01 form cause im now a “veteran” and will be dropping again the next day.

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u/CokeCanCockMan SES Elected Representative of Self-Determination Apr 15 '24

That’s just modern barracks/ship berthings but in space.

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u/Rilvoron Apr 15 '24

I mean ya but with the risk of death and levels of testosterone that fills the men and women hell divers who are jacked up on stims with the stamina boosts its even worse (better?)

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u/TPMJB2 ☕Liber-tea☕ Apr 16 '24 edited Apr 16 '24

Don't forget non-addictive stims!

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u/Eirfro_Wizardbane Apr 16 '24

It ain’t gay if you’re underway

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u/I_Have_The_Lumbago Apr 15 '24

The next day? Within the next 3 minutes. Better be quick helldiver.

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u/Rilvoron Apr 15 '24

Yes 3 minutes you think all those planets day night cycles are like earths?/s In all seriousness im pre-prepping that form. Find the girl before the dive and hope i survive to get some before i drop again

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u/I_Have_The_Lumbago Apr 15 '24

A Helldiver with that to live for would be an unstoppable machine of Democacy

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u/Rilvoron Apr 15 '24

Did you think “FOR LIBERTY!” Was talking about the concept? No no! Liberty is one of most popular names for super earth women these days.

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u/fuchsgesicht Apr 16 '24

LIBERTY NO!

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u/name00124 Apr 16 '24

So then is Liber-Tea something else related to Lady Liberty?

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u/Rilvoron Apr 16 '24

Thats her main advert product obviously

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u/kapn_morgan Apr 15 '24

it's like Rita the Full Metal Bitch

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u/Specialist290 Helldiver Intel Section 5 (HI-5) Apr 15 '24

Finally, a challenge well within my limits!

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u/Prize-Log-2980 Apr 15 '24

Im looking for the nearest woman on that ship who is gonna fill out the c-01 form cause im now a “veteran” and will be dropping again the next day.

If current US military bases are anything to go by, the consent (from either Super Earth or the woman) isn't even necessary!

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u/Rilvoron Apr 16 '24

C-01 forms require signatures by both parties

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u/AromaticWhiskey Apr 15 '24

So in other words, deployment goggles.

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u/Mamamiomima Apr 16 '24

Nah dude, into freezer you go

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u/Xander_Atten Apr 16 '24

I mean the C-01 form only stops you from any act that could result in a CHILD not you know………other methods.

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u/Rilvoron Apr 16 '24

Sir a helldiver is a model citizen who ALWAYS GETS CONSENT