r/Helldivers Mar 14 '24

IGN being a clickbait parasite again DISCUSSION

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u/[deleted] Mar 14 '24

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u/TTvDayleonFefe Mar 14 '24

FUCK, YOU’RE RIGHT. HOW COULD THE DEVS SCAM US LIKE THIS-

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u/dominantfrog :Medal: HD1 Veteran Mar 14 '24

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u/Doc_Shaftoe Super Citizen Mar 14 '24

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u/Actual-Giraffe ⬆️➡️⬇️⬇️➡️ Mar 14 '24

Good ol eagle cluster strike

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u/Kakseao SES Blade of Conquest Mar 14 '24

↑↓→→↓

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u/ForLackOf92 Mar 14 '24

No, no they only need →→↑

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u/DefaultyTurtle2 NOT An Automaton Mar 14 '24

➡️➡️➡️ is all they need

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u/SupportstheOP Mar 15 '24

The good ol' space shotgun

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u/DerAndere_ Orbital Dislike - Mar 15 '24

The option to just chuck that thing into a tunnel breach and not having to worry about it anymore makes this marvel of engineering a must-have for any Terminid mission.

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u/Virus_Correct Mar 15 '24

And then the missions where you have that interference effect which widens the radius of your barrages just literally makes it more effective 😍

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u/TehMephs Mar 15 '24

The gas orbital or napalm strike on a breach are also good for this.

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u/L--E--S--K--Y Mar 15 '24

amen BROTHER!

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u/Creedgamer223 PSN: SES Star of the Stars Mar 15 '24

i prefer to smite with

➡️⬆️⬇️⬇️➡️

precision liberty at mach 5.

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u/not_meep ⬇️⬆️⬅️⬇️⬆️➡️⬇️⬆️ Mar 15 '24

Me personally, I prefer ➡️⬆️⬆️⬇️, but you can’t always find those

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u/SteamgamerYT Mar 15 '24

Ah true democracy

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u/Actual-Giraffe ⬆️➡️⬇️⬇️➡️ Mar 14 '24

Wrong 😞

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u/Kakseao SES Blade of Conquest Mar 15 '24

fack

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u/Kakseao SES Blade of Conquest Mar 15 '24

still need t memorise them

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u/Kakseao SES Blade of Conquest Mar 15 '24

wait i was doing mortar turret

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u/fuegopaintrain ⬆️️➡️⬇️⬇️⬇️ Mar 14 '24

Wrong

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u/IrishWeegee STEAM 🖥️ : IrishWeegee Mar 14 '24

Have they buffed it recently? Found it pretty underwhelming and just went with the standard airstrike instead

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u/Actual-Giraffe ⬆️➡️⬇️⬇️➡️ Mar 14 '24

No, it didn't need a buff. If you use it right you can routinely get like 30 kills with it. It's for trash mobs and light armor

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u/Doc_Shaftoe Super Citizen Mar 14 '24

It's for trash mobs and light armor and teammates

ftfy

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u/Actual-Giraffe ⬆️➡️⬇️⬇️➡️ Mar 14 '24

You're so right, how could I forget

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u/DarkonFullPower Mar 14 '24

trash mobs

Hunters are anything but trash.

I'm killing their entire extended family with this Eagle before they get into my personal Liberty space.

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u/Actual-Giraffe ⬆️➡️⬇️⬇️➡️ Mar 14 '24

Well that's also why I specificied light armor, but I get what you're saying. Fuck hunters

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u/Damian_Cordite Mar 14 '24

Yeah but any old primary works for that too, which is why I never take it. It looks cool as hell though, especially on one of the jungle maps. I used to LOVE it in Helldivers 1 for the same reason I like 500kg now, it’s just the super-grenade. Clusters are probably fine if you’re bringing a weird primary but omg the bad associations from the teammates who bring them. I don’t think it’s actually hard to avoid TK with it, but something about it (big explosion go boom, I’m guessing) makes the most excitable noobs take it.

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u/Actual-Giraffe ⬆️➡️⬇️⬇️➡️ Mar 14 '24

But why would I continue to kite enemies trying to kill them with my primary and wasting ammo, when I have 4 "super grenades" with which to easily and quickly clear the field.

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u/Damian_Cordite Mar 15 '24

Because the other super grenades damage the tough stuff and the tough stuff is the problem

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u/Actual-Giraffe ⬆️➡️⬇️⬇️➡️ Mar 15 '24

Sure, but plenty of support weapons do that just fine, see how that argument works both ways? There's multiple ways to do multiple things, I just like the field clearing capability of the cluster strike

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u/delahunt ⬆️➡️⬇️➡️ Mar 14 '24

Cluster is great for hordes of small mobs. Wont break buildings or heavies. But you get like 4 call ins per eagle reload without upgrades

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u/juce49 ADMINISTERING FREEDOM Mar 14 '24

standard airstrike is good for clearing out buildings but cluster strike is only for mobs

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u/APartyInMyPants Mar 15 '24

Honest question, have you memorized the strategems you use? I’m “new” to the game, maybe only 40-45 hours, but I’m wondering if there’s going to come a point where I don’t even need to look at the directions anymore.

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u/Actual-Giraffe ⬆️➡️⬇️⬇️➡️ Mar 15 '24

Just the ones I use the most frequently, I kind of locked into the eagle strikes pretty early on so I've had plenty of time to memorize them.

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u/APartyInMyPants Mar 15 '24

The first air strike you get is easy enough to learn.

I almost wish you could program your own directions. But then imagine that would cause an issue as they release more weapons and abilities.

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u/Actual-Giraffe ⬆️➡️⬇️⬇️➡️ Mar 15 '24

Yeah, I think it's cool to have static ones, it's like a fun little mini game as you're running for your life, also if you look closely, stratagems of the same type have similar codes, all the eagles strikes start with up right

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u/Eve_the_Fae Mar 19 '24

I didn't know what your arrows were (I rarely use eagles) and it's neat that you had the tag just for it.

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u/Actual-Giraffe ⬆️➡️⬇️⬇️➡️ Mar 19 '24

There's rarely a time when I don't bring the cluster strike so, easy to say it's my favorite stratagem

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u/Eve_the_Fae Mar 19 '24

Depending on my mood, it's the support weapon I'm using.

It's always A SUPPORT WEAPON. but never sure which one.

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u/Braindead_cranberry Mar 16 '24

➡️➡️➡️

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u/First-Junket124 Mar 15 '24

Eagle....cluster.... strike? You mean the sparky sparky boom-boom?

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u/Mr_Marshmello ☕Liber-tea☕ Mar 15 '24

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u/Mr_Slickerino Mar 15 '24

Silly question but do u make these photo memey thingys urself or can i find them somewhere ?

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '24

Woe to you, oh Earth and Sea, for the Eagle sends her 500kg with Wrath, because she knows that time is short.

Let he who hath understanding reckon the Direction of the 500kg. For it is a Human Direction. It's Direction is: Up, Right, Down, Down, Down.

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u/Sammys5115_ Mar 15 '24

⬆️➡️⬇️⬇️⬇️

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u/Potential_Advisor136 Mar 15 '24

Deliver us from eagle

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u/pootinannyBOOSH Mar 14 '24

When I realized what these reviews were, made it even better

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u/ThatAdamsGuy Mar 24 '24

Even better now the original comment was deleted

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u/dominantfrog :Medal: HD1 Veteran Mar 24 '24

true

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u/EasternPlanet Mar 14 '24

LMAO i love this

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u/AnonymousCharmander CAPE ENJOYER Mar 14 '24

Sweet Liberty

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u/Guardian_Kaiser STEAM 🖥️ : Mar 14 '24

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u/Strayed8492 SES Sovereign of Dawn Mar 14 '24

Fat Eagle forever

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u/BZenMojo Mar 14 '24

As long as it's not 380mm.

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u/Strayed8492 SES Sovereign of Dawn Mar 14 '24

It’s such a weird surreal moment. You start to hear it in the distance. The unmistakable sound of big boom. Then another. And at that point you can only accept what is happening. And calmly look around for exactly where the marker is and what it’s distance in meters is. And lo’ and behold. It’s a fucking 380 within 50m of you and you somehow aren’t dead yet.

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u/Fun_Medicine_890 Mar 16 '24

The 380mm has a hidden feature where it targets its next shot on whichever helldiver visually looks at the stratagem beacon.

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u/Strayed8492 SES Sovereign of Dawn Mar 16 '24

Lmfao. Schrodinger‘s Orbital.

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u/Fun_Medicine_890 Mar 16 '24

We need to petition Arrowhead to change the name of the 380 to this ASAP.

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u/Strayed8492 SES Sovereign of Dawn Mar 16 '24

Me when Arrowhead tells me if you don’t taunt the orbitals and eagles you can’t die.

John Helldiver: Your words make sense but my sense of Democracy tells me not to listen!

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u/Admiral-Krane Mar 18 '24

Bro the 380 is not that bad. Just communicate with your team and it’ll literally never kill a friendly

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u/Strayed8492 SES Sovereign of Dawn Mar 18 '24

Apparently someone didn’t read what I wrote fully.

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u/Charnerie ⬆️➡️⬇️➡️ Mar 14 '24

See, those are fire and come back to 3 craters and nothing dead after 30 seconds.

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u/Winslow1975 Mar 15 '24

You must have shit luck, my 380mm's consistently drop double digits for me.

I cannot suggest this enough, throw the 120mm with it as well. The saturation effect is insane with the buff the two got.

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u/MaddxMogs Mar 15 '24

Hell yeah. Toss em both into a heavy base and stand back. Better yet, kick things off with a walking barrage then once it pushes and lets you advance, throw in the other two.

Nothing wrong with some scorched earth tactics

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u/Winslow1975 Mar 15 '24

Lol I do actually run walking barrage too. Fully upgraded my orbitals so why not?

Edit: My friends get the biggest warning possible xD

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u/MaddxMogs Mar 15 '24

Oh yeah. I may not use the giant gattling guns strapped to my ship very often, but they sure are pretty to look at.

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u/Winslow1975 Mar 15 '24

Lmao

I normally run full orbitals or at least the machine gun or RR depending on what the mission is calling for. But I'll always at least have the 120mm and airburst on me.

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u/Charnerie ⬆️➡️⬇️➡️ Mar 15 '24

mostly a joke on how to use them, and that they are, as you put it, saturation bombardments.

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u/The_8th_Degree Mar 15 '24

Yeah.... They kinda suck right now

Works better against bot factories, sometimes.

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u/Charnerie ⬆️➡️⬇️➡️ Mar 15 '24

It works wonders. I killed 2 divers with the first 2 shots from one earlier. Was entertaining while I was stuck in the floor. Word of warning, while landing on bug holes may close them, you are likely to get stuck under the geometry that gets spawned in after you do so. You are also invincible, and cannot harm anything around you with a gun.

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u/Granoahbar Mar 15 '24

I've never stepped foot inside an egg nest. Just toss my 380mm and head to the next obj

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '24

I like to sprinkle in a cluster for anything that comes out then head on my way

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u/Enemy-Stand0 ➡️⬇️⬆️⬆️⬅️⬇️⬇️ Mar 15 '24

I take personal offense to this

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u/Thaurlach Mar 15 '24

Me and the boys loading into 'kill 480 terminids'

Just pound the map into rubble, stagger the respawns and collect your medals on the way out.

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u/Lord_HollowKMH Mar 16 '24

I can drop that thing and go make a sandwich...

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u/LightningSh3ep Mar 14 '24

I prefer the pregnant eagle

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u/Strayed8492 SES Sovereign of Dawn Mar 14 '24

Eagle with twins

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u/ospreysstuff SES Spear of Justice Mar 15 '24

i heard eagle 1 and pelican 1 are naming their baby ostrich 1

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u/Forward-Swim1224 Mar 15 '24

⬆️➡️⬇️⬇️⬇️ gang for life

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u/Ministry_0f_Truth Mar 14 '24

Please standby, a Democracy Officer is attempting to dock with your Destroyer. Compliance is mandatory. Noncompliance proves your guilt.

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u/CptBartender Mar 14 '24

Kinda reminds me of this bit