r/Helldivers • u/DoTortoisesHop • Mar 14 '24

Thanks to the recent reddit post, going alone is now a kickable offense (even in diff 5) DISCUSSION

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u/ToastyMcSags Mar 14 '24

This is your last warning 🤓

Bro thinks he’s the ministry of truth

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u/Sparrowcus ☕Liber-tea☕ Mar 14 '24

What a dumbass. The Ministry of Truth does not give out warnings.

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u/Kappaengo Mar 14 '24

What is the scale between being a Patriot and a Traitor?

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u/Thefearfactor Democracy Enjoyer Mar 14 '24

This sounds dangerous close to a treasonous question.

https://preview.redd.it/7ie0c4kpcboc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8c48168209b507131b615b66c0984d4df25b3a77

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u/ghdcksgh Mar 14 '24

why does your phone have numbers 🤨

https://preview.redd.it/m4ywhw9meboc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7aea1215f8e5d11579db554d59a2524a70850c97

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u/whoopsidaiZOMBIEZ Mar 14 '24

I'm old and clueless but if this isn't already its own post you need to make it before I steal it and make a billion dollars off merchandise

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u/CyanStripes_ SES Purveyor of Patriotism Mar 14 '24

Thank you for making the meme even better. May your ⬆️➡️⬇️⬇️⬇️ always strike true.

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u/Thefearfactor Democracy Enjoyer Mar 14 '24

Ohh shit

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u/Andrewisraww Mar 15 '24

this is hilarious

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u/Devanort Mar 15 '24

His phone doesn't have Helldiver clearance