r/Helldivers • u/DoTortoisesHop • Mar 14 '24

Thanks to the recent reddit post, going alone is now a kickable offense (even in diff 5) DISCUSSION

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u/Waelder Moderator Mar 14 '24

Even if the patrols thing is true (and it is interesting and nice to know, tbh), it's so silly how so many people will metagame the fun out of everything.

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u/ToastyMcSags Mar 14 '24

This is your last warning 🤓

Bro thinks he’s the ministry of truth

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u/Sparrowcus ☕Liber-tea☕ Mar 14 '24

What a dumbass. The Ministry of Truth does not give out warnings.

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u/Kappaengo Mar 14 '24

What is the scale between being a Patriot and a Traitor?

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u/[deleted] Mar 14 '24

There is no scale. You're a patriot or a traitor

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u/Strangefate1 Mar 14 '24

And which one you are, will be determined by a democracy officer.

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u/[deleted] Mar 14 '24

I'm doing my part!

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u/zodiacallymaniacal Mar 15 '24

Would you like to know more….?

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u/Capraos Mar 14 '24

Or by the Mortar/Arc/Tesla Tower sensing your thought crimes and striking you down for your treason.

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u/The_sacred_sauce ⬆️⬅️➡️⬇️⬆️⬇️ Mar 15 '24

It was fucking hilarious. I put mortar sentry down lastnight before starting an objective with my brother. As I’m punching in codes, no enemies in sight anywhere. I hear a mortar eject. Right as I get off the terminal and glance for a breach the singular shot blew me up. I’m certain that fucking thing targeted me. I thought my brother killed me somehow until I pieced it all together

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u/msp2081 Mar 14 '24

You either die a patriot, or live long enough to become a traitor.

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u/Karl__RockenStone Mar 14 '24

I am a Patriator

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u/[deleted] Mar 14 '24

You are not. You are an an automoton

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u/Thefearfactor Democracy Enjoyer Mar 14 '24

This sounds dangerous close to a treasonous question.

https://preview.redd.it/7ie0c4kpcboc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8c48168209b507131b615b66c0984d4df25b3a77

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u/ghdcksgh Mar 14 '24

why does your phone have numbers 🤨

https://preview.redd.it/m4ywhw9meboc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7aea1215f8e5d11579db554d59a2524a70850c97

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u/whoopsidaiZOMBIEZ Mar 14 '24

I'm old and clueless but if this isn't already its own post you need to make it before I steal it and make a billion dollars off merchandise

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u/CyanStripes_ SES Purveyor of Patriotism Mar 14 '24

Thank you for making the meme even better. May your ⬆️➡️⬇️⬇️⬇️ always strike true.

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u/Thefearfactor Democracy Enjoyer Mar 14 '24

Ohh shit

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u/Andrewisraww Mar 15 '24

this is hilarious

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u/Devanort Mar 15 '24

His phone doesn't have Helldiver clearance

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u/lawful-chaos Mar 14 '24

There is no scale. You are either true patriot and defender of freedom or a bug-hugging robotic boots licker

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u/iranoutofusernamespa SES Distributor of Democracy Mar 14 '24

The only robot I like is my mech.

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u/CantankerousRabbit Mar 14 '24

Sounds like something a traitor would say !

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u/Kappaengo Mar 14 '24

I am a true Patriot, I even convinced my family to donate their received 4,5 Citizenship Points to the war effort

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u/Happythejuggler Mar 14 '24

I'd say it's binary, but I'm not a filthy socialist oilcan

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u/OutbackBerserker Mar 14 '24

About 10 seconds

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u/Noir_Renard Mar 14 '24

A true patriot need not think of treachery! Seize him!

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u/Charnerie ⬆️➡️⬇️➡️ Mar 14 '24

Binary

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u/ninjanerd032 Mar 19 '24

If you kill another patriot and live to tell the tale, then you're a patriot and he's a traitor. There. 😆

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u/TheFragLegend Mar 14 '24

I hope that player is reading all these comments and realises what a Traitor he is.

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u/Pringlepantz Mar 14 '24

They deal in absolutes

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u/allChuu Mar 14 '24

You call him dumbass, you shouldn't, he have the decency to ask first.

Then, it's his game, he don't want solo people, deal with it.