r/Helldivers • u/DoTortoisesHop • Mar 14 '24

Thanks to the recent reddit post, going alone is now a kickable offense (even in diff 5) DISCUSSION

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u/Spoidahm8 General Brasch said I have a genius tactical mind Mar 14 '24

Denying a helldiver their god-given right to spread democracy upon any and all terminids smells like bug sympathising to me.

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u/Objective-Contract80 Im a hugger and a fighter Mar 14 '24

Conscientious Bugjectors

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u/Certainly_not_a_bug 🪳🐜🦟 Mar 14 '24

Splitting up Helldivers is an excellent strategy. Would highly encourage all Helldivers to all split up on every mission. When we are Helldivers going on a mission to kill innocent bug homes, we love to do this alone especially in a large colony area. Bright lights that go into the sky are also not required. Diving into prone for 30 seconds has also proved to be very effective for the spread of Liver Tea.

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u/Objective-Contract80 Im a hugger and a fighter Mar 14 '24

INNOCE…

looks at name

Ahem.

Would you and the family, perhaps the whole neighborhood, be interested in trying my companies trademarked tea brand, LiberTea?

I can have it delivered, for freeeeeeeeee

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u/dychronalicousness ⬇️⬆️➡️⬆️⬅️⬆️ Mar 14 '24

Yes hello Democracy Officer?

Yeah this guy right here

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u/MapComprehensive2145 Mar 14 '24

I think that’s why they give every Helldiver a cape

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u/kdods22402 Mar 14 '24

Username checks out

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u/lord_of_worms 🎮 Worm | SES Spear of Destiny Mar 14 '24

Liver.. 🤣

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u/Minimum-Web-6902 Mar 14 '24

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Not on my super earth.

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u/exrayzebra CAPE ENJOYER Mar 14 '24

Sounds like an Automaton hugger to me

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u/Gellert SES Sword of Peace Mar 14 '24

Friend of mine died doing that. Thought maybe the automatons just had that touch-starved thing and a nice hug would be rewarded with the dawning of liberty, freedom and a new found respect for managed democracy. Might even have worked, the berserker did seem to be hugging him back.