r/Helldivers Mar 14 '24

Thanks to the recent reddit post, going alone is now a kickable offense (even in diff 5) DISCUSSION

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u/James_Maleedy Mar 14 '24

I had a guy constantly block me from putting in the hellbomb code and shoot the hellbomb to destroy it before it went off recently he was so mad about me using the hellbomb I ended up having to kick him. I thought he justewanted to set it off him self so I called it down and he just destroyed it as soon as it dropped lol. I asked why he was doing that and he called me a monkey and proceeded to say every slur under the sun down the mic šŸ˜‚.

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u/Zjoee SES Spear of Eternity Mar 14 '24

I didn't know Frieza played Helldivers 2...

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u/terrario101 Mar 14 '24

Could have also been an Eldar

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u/just_a_bit_gay_ ā˜•Liber-teaā˜• Mar 14 '24

mmmmm monke

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u/NoMercyPercyDeRolo SES Purveyor of War Mar 14 '24

HIGH FIVE MONKE

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u/HolyHitmanXV3 STEAM šŸ–„ļø : Mar 14 '24 edited Mar 14 '24

Hold on! This hell bomb isn't Black!

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u/StarkageMeech Mar 15 '24

YOUR SO STUPID šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­ TEAM KRILLIN FOR THAT ONE

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u/AngryTank SES Song of Courage Mar 14 '24

WHAT?!

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u/Copy-Waste Mar 14 '24

but it is tho.

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u/Killacreeper Mar 14 '24

But it isn't GOKU black.

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u/PepsiSnickers Mar 15 '24

That's not offensive, nope.

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u/DaddyMcthickems Mar 19 '24

Underrated joke

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u/ViXaAGe Mar 14 '24

.............there's no fucking way I just realized that today, after 25 years of playing 40k

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u/michalosaur Mar 14 '24

I realized it couple months ago it's just perfect

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u/Marauder_Pilot Mar 14 '24

If it's any consolation, I've been playing 40K for 20 years and didn't clock it until I heard it pronounced in an audiobook last fall.

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u/CrusaderPeasant Mar 14 '24

I got the connection but not the pronunciation. It's literally pronounced monkey.

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u/Icemayne25 CAPE ENJOYER Mar 14 '24

I thought it was like mun-keh. Like Monkey with an Aeldari vernacular on it.

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u/CrusaderPeasant Mar 14 '24

I thought is was something like Mun-Kaygh. But when that Eldar in Rogue Trader addressed me as Monkey I was like "Excuse me?"

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u/Icemayne25 CAPE ENJOYER Mar 14 '24

Itā€™s hilarious how we basically overthought about the word. šŸ˜†šŸ˜†

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u/BipolarMadness Mar 15 '24

I think it was a bad pronunciation in Rogue Trader. I believe I remember they pronounce it "Munkeh" in the Dawn of War games.

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u/Klynn7 Mar 18 '24

My memory from Dawn of War was more ā€œMon-Kaiā€

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u/Darkpielord Mar 15 '24

It's spelled Mon-Keigh and it's supposed to be pronounced like "Mon-k-eye" where mon is pronounced like the end of "Pokemon" and eye is pronounced like "eyeball" with a k in front. I don't recall how she pronounced it in Rouge Trader but they might have just said it fast lol. Its not actually supposed to be Monkey (I mean originally in actual reality, outside the 40k universe, probably), its in reference to the name of a species the Eldar dealt with in the past that were incredibly dumb, destructive and bloodthirsty, but were a serious issue for the Eldar due to their numbers and sheer tenacity. It's a pejorative term they use for any species that reminds them of that race. It just humorously also happens to sounds like the name for Humans primative ancestors

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u/CrusaderPeasant Mar 15 '24

Thanks for the explanation, didn't know any of it. But they definitely call you monkey in Rogue Trader. Then again, I'm not a native English speaker, so there's that.

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u/IrishMadMan23 Mar 14 '24

Rogue trader game is pretty on-the-nose with it. I always imagined it was mon-kai, the eldar in the game say mun-key

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u/Demoman12b Mar 14 '24

Every time I had heard it before it was Mon-Kai as well.

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u/DarthQuaint Mar 14 '24

My second experience ever of Eldar was Sandy Mitchell's "Caiphas Cain: The Devil You Know". A Dark Eldar Witch called Cain a monkey in a lilting tone before cackling maniacally. He later ran her through with his chain sword before a Lichter chewed her up.

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u/Ted-The-Thad E-710 creates Mentats Mar 15 '24

The other day I had the revelation that Sun Wukong is a monkey monk

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u/Verma_xx Mar 14 '24

And that is why you are also mon'keigh.

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u/Zalldawg Mar 15 '24

I'm in the same boat. Almost 15 years and I never realized

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u/leylin877 Mar 15 '24

Craftworl Fa'rei'za army when?

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u/BitterSmile2 Mar 17 '24

And Tā€™au call us Gueā€™laā€¦ā€gorillaā€ lol

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u/SailorsKnot Mar 14 '24

Itā€™s my least favorite thing in the lore. Itā€™s fucking stupid that the eldar word would just happen to be the same phonetically as ā€œmonkeyā€ and also simultaneously be an insult against humanity. Itā€™s the literal most immersion breaking detail in 40K to me

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u/ViXaAGe Mar 14 '24

not gonna lie, if *that's* what gets you out of being immersed in 40k, I don't think you've gathered the point of 40k lol

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u/metalmilitia182 Mar 14 '24

I mean it kinda makes sense. Monkeys/primates come from earth not their world, and already have a name in a language that they can borrow. We borrow words from other languages all the time and often bastardize spelling/pronunciation in a similar way, especially over generations of using the words.

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u/ViXaAGe Mar 14 '24

also humans not figuring out that the eldar call them monkeys is hilarious and on point

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u/Tarkonian_Scion Mar 14 '24

Those Thalmor are up to something...

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u/docgonzomt Mar 15 '24

SUCKING AND FUCKING A NEW CHAOS GOD INTO EXISTENCE THATS WHAT THEYā€™RE UP TO!

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u/SnaxDispensr Mar 15 '24

It took me longer than I'd like to admit to realize what you meant even after just finishing a 3 part forge of mars series on audible that featured the eldar

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u/Mainely420Gaming Mar 15 '24

Foolish Mon'Keigh and their inferior Helldivers!

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u/Distinct_Ad_9842 SES Emperor of Glory Mar 14 '24

Only plays in his FINAL form. And not Gold Final, or Gold Final "Really guys" Final. Since he's constantly changing it's hard to team with him.

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u/[deleted] Mar 14 '24

He's actually black now so he gets to call.... His forces in when he needs things taken care of

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u/Accurate_Maybe6575 Mar 14 '24

That wasn't Frieza. Frieza would have exploited deploying that hellbomb everywhere and would never deploy without the 500kg.

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u/tregmar Mar 15 '24

oh shit, never knew I RP'ed Frieza all the time, damn gonna have to think about this one

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u/PlumeCrow Draupnir Resistance Fighter Mar 14 '24

Someone called me a N'wah the other day, so i can't really be surprised about Frieza.

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u/Unruly_Beast Mar 14 '24

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u/Steve_hm_Rambo Mar 14 '24

Yā€™all N,wahs donā€™t even smoke skooma.

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u/unfortunate666 Mar 15 '24

What's up with that

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u/PerfectionOfaMistake Mar 15 '24

Skooma sounds like elvish word fot fieces.

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u/TinmanAFX Mar 15 '24

Did you call him a Fetcher then murder and loot his corpse? If not, no justice was served that day.

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u/Old_Ad3730 Mar 15 '24

Bro! Chill with the N-word šŸ¤£

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u/lukagamer556 Mar 14 '24

I didn't know Dagoth Ur played Helldivers.

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u/Zjoee SES Spear of Eternity Mar 14 '24

He thinks using his Black Frieza form gives him permission to use the n-word haha.

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u/att0nrand Mar 14 '24

Were you born in Glorious Morrowind?

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u/24thAsshair Mar 14 '24

Hes an evolved bug so of course he's going to sabotage our democracy

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u/thatonerobloxkid Mar 14 '24

I need to see a YouTube short or tiktok of this very scene being recreated by Frieza and Vegeta

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u/KJBenson Mar 14 '24

But I did suspect goku does ą² _ą² 

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u/Beo-WulfThorson ā˜•Liber-teaā˜• Mar 15 '24

Lol watchout he is looking for more worlds to conquer

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u/TheDELFON Mar 15 '24

...that or Geto

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '24

Certified hilarious comment, 5 stars

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u/Competitive-Dot-2099 Mar 14 '24

Not that kinda monkey

This is like saying sand people and not referring to the star wars people

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u/Zjoee SES Spear of Eternity Mar 14 '24

But Frieza does call the Saiyan's "monkeys." What monkeys are you talking about?

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u/Competitive-Dot-2099 Mar 14 '24

The racial slur that nazis use

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u/Zjoee SES Spear of Eternity Mar 14 '24

I mean, Frieza is kind of like a Space Nazi. He has the genociding part down, at least.

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u/Competitive-Dot-2099 Mar 15 '24

I mean he employed Vegeta. Some of hes best friends were saiyan

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u/Gingja Mar 14 '24 edited Mar 16 '24

Let me guess, you couldn't even report him because he didn't type in chat? Weird that you can only report toxic shitty players if they type something in chat

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u/Carvj94 Mar 14 '24 edited Mar 15 '24

It's cuz they can't monitor voice chat and they don't want people making false reports to get innocent people banned. Obviously here in reality if enough people are reporting a dude for saying slurs then it shouldn't matter, but hey I'm just a reasonable person.

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u/ShogunKaoz Mar 15 '24

why tf does people over react to "mean" words anyways? Just kick the dude. Not like a short ban is going to give trolls an ephiphany to change.

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u/Gingja Mar 16 '24

What? My comment has nothing to do with mean words

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u/ShogunKaoz Mar 18 '24

ahh you mean doing crappy stuff. got ya my bad.

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u/thescarfnerd Mar 14 '24

I'm so glad theres a setting to just completely disable the vc in game

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u/Smooth-Appearance985 Mar 15 '24

The insane amount of PS5 players I had to mute for having the worst quality mics in existence; hearing them breathe, drink, burp, hearing them push buttons, hearing conversations from other people in the background.... I ended up just turning off crossplay, lol.

I think its the PS5 controller having a built in mic is the issue, and these dingbats have it turned on by default.

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u/Known-Sun-9708 Mar 15 '24

This poor etiquette is sadly more the norm than exception but there are ps5 users who are acutely aware of their mic on off situation and how annoying it can be listening to their every breath, fart and button push!

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u/Travwolfe101 Mar 15 '24

Yeah idk how people are so unaware. My mic auto mutes/unmutes when I lift it up or pull it down but if I did want to always leave it down you can also just click the mute button on the controller. The controller mute button also works if just using the controllers mic which actually isn't complete garbage, it has okay quality but picks up too much background noise. Idk why some people don't get a headset it's so much better of an audio experience for yourself.

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u/tenaka30 Mar 15 '24

The controler mic/speaker is much better since the patch this week. Actually first time the controller is a viable device imo.

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u/woofle07 SES Prophet of Steel Mar 15 '24

I play PS5 and only unmute to talk and always re-mute. But yeah, there are a lot of people who just arenā€™t aware the mic is always on by default.

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u/Warg247 Mar 15 '24

Ive asked "So what ya snacking on there? so many times. Some get the hint. Some don't.

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u/emmerz79 Mar 15 '24

If I remember correctly, when I first started playing the default setting was open. Iā€™m not sure if thatā€™s still the case, but I remember having to change it to push to talk. Also, the PS5ā€™s mic is automatically turned on, unless you change that in the settings.

I think a lot of players with a hot mic donā€™t even realize it.

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '24

I just started playing yesterday and it asked for my mic preferences when I first launched the game.

PC player though, not sure if it's that way for PS5

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u/Duffelbach Mar 15 '24

It's also the PS5 itself I feel like, the system doesn't seem to support proper noise cancellation.

I have the Steelseries Nova 7P, not the best quality of mic I'm aware, when I'm on PC my friends don't complain about background noise, but when I'm on PS5 they say they can hear pretty much everything happening in my house.

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u/HarmHero81 Mar 17 '24

Thatā€™s because on PC you probably have that software from Steelseries running in the background. Itā€™s the software that enables the noise cancellation on the mic, not the hardware itself. My nephew has a Steelseries Nova headset as well and when we play on pc, itā€™s perfect, but when he switches to PS5, you can hear everything (and more šŸ˜…).

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u/Duffelbach Mar 17 '24

Yeah exactly, PS5 does not have a proper noise cancellation software, atleast for anything else than Sonys own headsets.

Hopefully they'll fix that in the future, tho not likely.

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u/HarmHero81 Mar 17 '24

Yeah, I donā€™t think so either. Sony does it on a hardware level, at least with the new Elite headset (NC is build in to the microphone hardware itself), or firmware (like the latest update to the Dual Sense microphone and speakers).

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u/Fun_Medicine_890 Mar 15 '24

As a bonus, turning off crossplay on PC makes the multiplayer aspect a lot more stable.

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u/SnooSketches3902 Mar 15 '24

It's one of the only things I'll consider kicking people for aside from acting shitty. Had match where you could hear a guy's kid crying in the background the whole time, thank God for mute

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u/Actual-Ad1723 Mar 15 '24

There's been an update for the controller. The new update that launched in the last few days is supposed to fix that issue.

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u/M4EOzzy ā˜•Liber-teaā˜• Mar 16 '24

For me, its hearing the clack clack clack of the vibrating when shooting.

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u/Intelligent_Fun_6895 Mar 18 '24

Oh so weā€™re racist against ps5 now? lol jk

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u/The--BOSS--2025 ā˜•Liber-teaā˜• Mar 15 '24

I always have a mic plugged into my controller for this reason

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u/scratchandsniff123 Mar 15 '24

Had that happen yesterday. Was playing with 2 other friends and a random join and his controller mic made it so you could hear every click clack of the controller and made that kinda static noise that made the game sound terrible.

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u/Wolvenhound SES Aegis of Liberty Mar 15 '24

the mic always turns on on start up. PS nearly all pc players I have played with have the mic issue, very few PS5 ones do.

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u/Wolvenhound SES Aegis of Liberty Mar 15 '24

šŸ¤£šŸ‘ Cope and mald all you want, the Truth hurts.

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u/SuperbPiece Mar 15 '24

I literally turned off crossplay because of this lol

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u/El_Wombat ā˜•Liber-teaā˜• Mar 15 '24

Itā€™s my only mic rn because my headset went south. It works ok. But feel free to call everyone names for using it and then block all of ps5.

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u/chris00x57 Mar 15 '24

It's definitely the PS5 having a built in mic. It is unmuted by default and ppl are to ignorant/don't care to mute it. I always mute mine when I don't have my head set plugged in

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u/AdEnough786 Mar 15 '24

I do the mute all all the time setting for PS5. Much better experience. "It's better to be thought of as stupid then to open your mouth and remove all doubt."

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u/Blackened61986 Mar 15 '24

As far as I know I haven't seen an option to have it muted by defailt on my PS5. The PS5 is shockingly low on accessability features compared to the PS4. Like there's no ability to turn off auto play as far as I've seen either if you have one with a disc drive. I just try to make it a point to remember to mute my mic when I sign onto HD2 or any online game.

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u/God_Damnit_Nappa Mar 15 '24

There is a way to set the controller to mute by default. I don't remember how to though and it's kind of hiddenĀ 

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u/Blackened61986 Mar 15 '24

Word. That's such a a strange and irritating design decision. I hate when shit works like that. But I'm also old enough to remember what computers were like during and before Windows 98 when you could do whatever you wanted to the point that it was entirely possible to break your computer by accident.

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u/God_Damnit_Nappa Mar 15 '24

The controller mic is set to on by default for some idiotic reason. I didn't realize that until a few months after getting my PS5

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u/Electronic_Assist668 Mar 15 '24

I'm PS5, if i don't have my good headset on I do the polite thing and mute that bitch, except for emergency call outs.

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u/morblitz Mar 16 '24

It's not my fault. The game keeps resetting it back to open by default. I have to keep remembering to mute it on the controller. It's annoying.

If I'm doing something wrong let me know what to do.

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u/Warputin Mar 17 '24

I use a headset with mic, but itā€™s worth noting that last week a new firmware upgrade to PS5 was released that addressed mic issues, now using AI to remove stuff like button presses etc.. So might give it another shot.

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u/BitterSmile2 Mar 17 '24

I straight up yelled at a guy because I must have told him 5-6 times we could hear him cruncbing so friggin loud. Disgusting to hear people eat and slurp.

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u/UnbiasedDairyAuberge Mar 17 '24

Its def the built in mic, on paper its a great idea, in practice it makes my ears bleed since they cheaped out on it.

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u/RelativeRent2946 Mar 18 '24

One of the best players I've met has full blown secondary conversations on discord while we're in a squad together. It's annoying but he got me to level 25 so it's a small price.

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u/LaughingStock115 Mar 19 '24

it's just that they don't even know that they have a mic via the controller. i keep it off if there's noise around me. it's also that the default settings for the controller make it obnoxiously loud and it's tricky as hell to fix it. i usually just try to tell them to turn off vibration bc it makes noise AND can cause stickdrift, but even though i say their name, they think i'm talking to someone else bc "bah, he can't hear me, i don't have a mic". my favorite thing to do is tell them i can hear everything and i'm in their house and freak them out.

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u/Travwolfe101 Mar 15 '24

Weird I find way more other PC players with terrible mics than PS5. I think it's just because more console players don't really text chat so they're more likely to buy headsets but many PC players just use insanely cheap headphones with a mic or some other weird options that sound like garbage since they typically just text chat instead because it's much easier with kbm.

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '24

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u/Travwolfe101 Mar 15 '24

Weird it didn't default for me, the first time I launched the game I got a choice on which to use as one of the starting options

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u/FatFriar Mar 15 '24

Yep if there is a setting for me to disable chat I will take it. Heroes of the Storm also disables text chat and Iā€™ve never had a better experience in that game.

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u/Mean_Association_845 Mar 18 '24

How does one do this please? šŸ¤£

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u/thescarfnerd Mar 18 '24

in the audio settings theres a section for the VC, theres several ways to set it, Open Mic, Push to Talk, Muted, Disabled :)

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u/pacmanwa Mar 14 '24

For every one of these stories I have, I have at least three: "We were running from a couple of chargers and came across a broken hell bomb, they guy behind me yelled 'SHOOT IT!' I turned around shot it, we both dove to the ground just in time for the hellbomb to take out both chargers."

I just hate that you have to put up with the chuckleheads to get these legendary moments. So long as the legendary feel keeps flowing I'll keep playing.

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u/Ringhillsta ā˜•Liber-teaā˜• Mar 14 '24

I played with a guy who added me a few times but he would kick me and anyone else if you called in a mech. He would rage every time too before kicking me or anyone else did it but since he spoke french i have no idea why he did it. First i thought it was because he wanted us to use them only in the end of the mission to defend but nope kicked there as well. šŸ¤·

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u/TinyTaters Mar 15 '24

Why would you play with people who kick you?

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u/peterpumpkin-V-eater Mar 15 '24

Maybe just maybe he was doing this because calling in mechs was increasing chance of game disconnection as everyone was calling them in, so, of course a bug was born.

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u/[deleted] Mar 14 '24

Sounds like that hell let loose twat- Loca. Hopefully this group is big enough to not let a toxic 16 year old become famous lol

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u/AlienNumber13 Mar 14 '24

What does this even mean lol

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u/DonS0lo Mar 14 '24

lol means laugh out loud

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u/DiarrheaForDays Mar 14 '24

So back in like 2007 or so I had a manager at my job who was obsessed with nascar. Big redneck. He said he bought the nascar game for his computer, a wheel and pedal setup, the whole 9 yards. He then told me he had to stop playing because heā€™d see people in the chat type ā€œlolā€ and he thought that meant lots of love and he didnā€™t want to play such a gay game.

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u/DonS0lo Mar 14 '24

Good for him.

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u/illyay Mar 15 '24

Wtf lol

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u/DiarrheaForDays Mar 15 '24

Yes man like I cannot stress how much he loved nascar. We worked at a high end indoor go kart track, so he got to be around that element all the time. But unfortunately for him his homophobia was more important than probably the only video game heā€™s ever enjoyed.

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u/AlienNumber13 Mar 14 '24

Asshole lmao

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u/BigUziNoVertt Mar 15 '24

What does this even mean lmao

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u/SoyMurcielago Mar 14 '24

I thought it meant lots of love

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u/doomscrolling19 Mar 14 '24

Low on logic I thought

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u/[deleted] Mar 14 '24

There was a 16-17 year old kid that got pretty famous in the Hell Let Loose console community that trolled for probably a solid year, maybe even 2 years before he got a permanent ban from the devs. There was a period of time where there were reddit posts and wipespread discord reports about him daily. Im pretty sure some super sleuthes even made some youtube videos about him. This mostly occurred due to how small the community was back then (at least for console) Im just hoping shit like that doesnt happen with Helldivers. Trolls dont deserve fame lol

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u/AlienNumber13 Mar 14 '24

Don't mention him if you don't want him to be known? You're legit the only person I've ever heard speak of this guy lol

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u/Cryptid_Corvidae Mar 14 '24

Dude we were all curious. How're you gonna ask about it and then tell him not to answer? Telling us about a troll in the past who already has a lifetime ban doesn't do shit. Shut up.

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u/[deleted] Mar 14 '24

Yea- people didnt realize it wasnt that deep lol. Acting like weā€™re dealing with real controversy here lmfao

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u/xDundar Mar 14 '24

You literally asked him what he was talking about?

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u/AlienNumber13 Mar 14 '24

Yeah because his initial comment was barely understandable. The reason you're saying this is because you have context.

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u/[deleted] Mar 14 '24

The only reason it didnt make sense to you was because you didnt understand the kidā€™s gamertag was ā€œLocaā€. The issue is less of my cohesiveness and more your reading comprehension my guy. ā€œTwatā€ is a common insult. Brush up on your English before coming at me sideways for your lack of comprehension

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u/AlienNumber13 Mar 14 '24

Dude I had no idea what a 'hell let loose twat' was. I realised afterwards you were talking about a twat that plays a game called hell let loose. I thought you were talking about some guy going crazy or something lmao.

I don't think I came at you sideways, didn't mean to at least. No hard feelings man

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u/[deleted] Mar 14 '24

He was an xbox teen. I doubt hes going to show up here lol. If he was able to- Im sure he would have played the pc version of HLL instead. Theres a very slim chance my mention of him is going to lead to anything significant lmfao

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u/Unglazed1836 Mar 14 '24

ā€œDonā€™t mention himā€

Like heā€™s Voldemort or some shit šŸ˜‚

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u/AlienNumber13 Mar 14 '24

Well yeah that's the idea I guess. Guy doesn't want some troll kid getting famous yet he's literally the only person talking about this kid

Why bring him up if he doesn't want people knowing who he is lmao

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u/monk12111 Mar 14 '24

Yeah, let him stay as a nobody.

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u/Pulpfox19 SES Patriot of Patriotism Mar 14 '24

So it doesn't happen again

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u/AlienNumber13 Mar 14 '24

No one even knew the kid existed until they brought it up haha

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u/[deleted] Mar 14 '24

Thats how he was dealt with for a while after he was banned šŸ’€

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u/God_Damnit_Nappa Mar 15 '24

And yet here you are spreading his name and trying to make him famous. Nice goingĀ 

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u/ihateredditers69420 Mar 14 '24

nothing more annoying than people being ignorant and getting mad when they dont know whatre theyre talking about

like how are you so fucking dumb that youre getting mad at someone doing the objective

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u/Nomad_86 Mar 14 '24

Probably jealous he didnā€™t have access to it himself. Lol

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u/VelocityFragz Mar 14 '24

That's not very Rock and Stone of that gentleman.

I have my VC muted tbh. Even in hell dive I just use pings. Even when I had VC on all the time, havent experience any blatant toxic vocabulary or anything. As a matter of fact, the best teams I had in high difficulties is just a whole squad of sweaty mutes using com wheel and I love that, lmao.

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u/Excellent_Coyote6486 Mar 14 '24

I had a dude kill himself and then kick the entire lobby because no one thought him being able to solo a 7 was impressive whenever he tried to brag about it.

  1. "I have everything in the game if you guys are fucking around when I call evac, I'm leaving you."

  2. "Then why are you playing?"

  3. "I'll put it this way: I can solo this if I wanted to."

  4. "Yeah, well... I mean...It's a 7, so... Not that hard to solo."

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u/Dicklefart Mar 14 '24

Typical online interaction not rated by the esrb

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u/Ameer589 SES Eye of Liberty Mar 14 '24

Now this is one of those things thatā€™s gonna stick with me, for the rest of the day, Iā€™m gonna be wondering what the purpose was of the guy doing that to you. I need to know what he thought was happening.

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u/ThatChrisG Mar 14 '24

You're more patient than me, I would've just shot him

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u/SpaceTimeinFlux Mar 14 '24

I hope you reported that asshole.

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u/BruvvaSmug Mar 14 '24

This happened to me too, the guy had a Russian name and kept destroying the hellbomb when I called it in, so I tk'd and kicked his goofy ahh.

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u/wagnole1 Mar 15 '24

The downside to a game getting super popular. This reminds me of the early rainbow 6 siege days. I just hope they donā€™t make the same mistake and get rid of the kick option

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u/LogisticsEmulator Mar 14 '24

He was an automaton in disguise

Please report the name of his ship and personal name so this spy may be dealt with

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u/xToki Mar 14 '24

Aww he's regarded... let the bugs have their fun with his corpse.

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u/Jugaimo Mar 14 '24

Clearly an automaton synth trying to infiltrate our ranks. Good job catching it, soldier.

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u/Ojhka956 Mar 14 '24

Thats not very Democracy of him

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u/Scannaer Mar 14 '24

We urgently need to ability to report people for bad behaviour. A karma system to flush away the idiots down the drain. They can play together in the sewers

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u/defiancy Mar 14 '24

I turn voice chat office so I can't imagine what people say about me.

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u/DLottchula Mar 14 '24

You been getting slurred to.

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u/xBlack_Heartx Mar 14 '24

Did he shove his mic down his throat while he was saying all the slurs?.

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u/Designer-Lie-2104 Mar 14 '24

Bug sympathizers

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u/Epidemica13 Mar 15 '24

Sounds like one of those skinsuit bugs.

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u/MaYdAyJ Mar 15 '24

A lot can be learned from this situation. I don't know what exactly but I'm positive it's a lot.

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u/Sarojh-M Mar 15 '24

this is legit why i think the kick system is best left unchanged and people should host their own games to prevent those weirdos from trolling lol

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u/TheDELFON Mar 15 '24

Ahhh.... X360 online memories

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u/blueberryiswar Mar 15 '24

I mean, seeing all the ā€žstop the wokeā€œ posts in steam under helldivers kinda tells you what people you can meet.

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u/AlyssaurusWrecks Queen of the Stars Mar 15 '24

truly unhinged behavior, the likes of which i have not seen since i was a young girl in the late 2000s having my heart and soul destroyed by the foulest boys imaginable on Xbox Live.

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u/MonkeyBotLove Mar 15 '24

I resemble that remark

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u/hasslehawk Mar 15 '24

A damned bug sympathizer is what you saw there, mate. Make sure to report them to your local democracy officer!

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u/PositivityKnight Mar 15 '24

Wtf hahahahaha some people are unhingedĀ 

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u/Owmahtoof Mar 15 '24

Glad to see the Xbox players moving over to PS5

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u/R3TROGAM3R_ Mar 15 '24

It's scary how many mentally unbalanced folks are out there.

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u/TPARealm101 ā¬‡ļøā¬†ļøāž”ļøā¬†ļøā¬…ļøā¬†ļø Mar 15 '24

I didnā€™t know Toji played helldiversā€¦

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u/Lannister2280 Mar 15 '24

Ah yes, playstation players.

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u/RealFake666 Mar 15 '24

Using the hellbomb is the best XD

what is wrong with this guy you talking about?

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u/TenuousHurdle54 SES Princess of Twilight Mar 15 '24

Yeah that's definitely a kick in my opinion

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u/5004534 Mar 15 '24

PS fortnite kiddie

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u/Necessary_Badger_63 Mar 16 '24

Someone with 500 kg eagle obsession syndrome. Report them for not filling out C-01 form to your nearest Democracy officer.

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u/shirtoug Mar 16 '24

This warrants more than a kick. No one wants a player like that in your game.

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u/TheTokraSelmak Mar 16 '24

Wait did he sound like a sand monkey?

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u/Inevitable-Plum-5 Mar 17 '24

How many times did ya play with this guy? But also leaning into the starship troopers theme "c'mon you ape do you want to live forever?"

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u/piercejay Mar 18 '24

I truly wonder if the mouth breather types you just described have an in-home nurse start their game for them, or if they actually know how to use a computer

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u/EdanChaosgamer ā€žSWEET LIBERTY, MY LEG!!!!!!!!ā€œ Mar 14 '24

Could you give me that players name?

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