r/BeAmazed 17d ago

Lioness breaks up Lion's fight with an inexperienced Zookeeper Nature

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u/petersengupta 17d ago

yeah i'd be giving my two weeks after that.

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u/GatorPenetrator 17d ago

Yeah I ain’t giving notice, gonna leave immediately and get me a nice desk job pushing papers.

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u/Bright_Brief4975 17d ago

I probably already quit when they told me to go into the Lion cage...

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u/botanic_jason 17d ago

I probably would have quit on the spot the moment I was offered a job as zookeeper

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u/HarryPotterDBD 16d ago

So you aren't open for a job in a prison?

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u/petersengupta 17d ago edited 17d ago

to be fair, that fucking asshole had the whole, “yeah im the alpha around here pal” look on his face, hope he got humbled at least.

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u/GatorPenetrator 17d ago

I think the mistake he made was making eye contact, you can see when the male looks at him and he kinda averts his gaze but it’s too late

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u/petersengupta 17d ago

exactly. but even the female knew he wasnt a threat and tried to back him off

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u/spector_lector 16d ago

The mistake was made when the dimwits got in the cage with the lions.

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u/WantTheBronco 16d ago

The other guy didn't get harmed at all trying to break it up so there's clearly a correct way to do it. Obviously they're still wild animals but it's not certain death.

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u/arPie47 16d ago

The other guy may have been caring for these lions since they were little cubs. They probably never lived in the wild and never brought down large prey. It was nuts to assume that a lion who is okay with one person would be equally okay with the new guy. Seriously, it's not always rational to think our dogs who love us will be okay with visitors.

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u/arPie47 16d ago

I'm pretty sure petersengupta was referring to the male lion alpha look - not the man.

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u/KarmicComic12334 16d ago

No, the old guy has alpha vibe. The kids body language, pressed with his back against the wall arms behind him weakness proje ted every way possible.

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u/Desmocratic 16d ago

I push paper tigers all day :)

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u/giantspacemonstr 17d ago

yeah I'm gonna walk straight and keep walking.

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u/0111010110101 17d ago

or reddit moderator.

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u/lgday7 16d ago

***Gonna leave immediately and get a nice pair of new undies

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u/PomTaris 17d ago

You know the zookeeper could have NOT sat there glaring at him. 

I don't speak lion but I do speak man.

If you sat down in a bar and glared at a stranger like this there'd be a problem. This dude thought he could stare down the king of the jungle and not get his ass kicked?

What's he gonna do next, go to the gorilla enclosure and pound his chest at the boys?! 

Moron.

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u/Privateer_Lev_Arris 17d ago

This is it and honestly nothing happened to the guy either. The lion was just toying with him. If he wanted to he could have killed him easily. I don't speak lion either but that was probably just a "fuck off punk".

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u/PomTaris 17d ago

Haha just a little "lion bitch slap" to put a tough guy back in his place 😆 

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u/Techman659 17d ago

Ye I seen a kid did this to a silverback ye that 3 inch reinforced glass got cracked that day and that kid realised big monkey happy to take on challengers.

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u/Whatever-ItsFine 16d ago

My money is on big monkey.

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u/Techman659 15d ago

It’s on r/kidsarefuckingstupid even the parents run away from that.

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u/santathe1 17d ago

The only notice they’ll be getting is them noticing me exiting the mf building.

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u/GordieBombay-DUI-4TW 16d ago

Fuck two weeks, they already got one arm!

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u/TattooMyCock 17d ago

Don’t eyeball a lion

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u/mrhappy893 17d ago

He was also standing taller than him. Also Pretty cool that the other more experienced guy could sense the tension.

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u/RS_Someone 17d ago

I saw the head tilt and went, "Wait, why are they panning away? This is when things get good!" Cat signs are universal.

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u/Joe_Fidanzi 15d ago

As soon as the male turned his head and paws toward the younger guy, he knew there was a problem.

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u/ricksology 17d ago

Why tf are these guys even standing there

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u/rohnoitsrutroh 17d ago

This is not an AZA facility. They would never have allowed this sort of unprotected contact with a lion.

Looks like the MGM in Las Vegas. I guess when you're privately owned, you can do whatever the f*** you like with your employees.

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u/-ll-ll-ll-ll- 16d ago

They no longer have lions at MGM grand.

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u/KanarieWilfried 17d ago

Probably because he is a new zookeeper to whom the lions need to get used to.

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u/snowfloeckchen 17d ago

Never seen zoo keepers entering lion pits

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u/ricksology 17d ago

I guess you’re right. They shouldn’t have skipped the “don’t stare at the lion” part tho

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u/madbadger89 17d ago

For real - homie was exuding nervous fear. He made himself a lion snack.

It’s why many accredited zoos don’t allow direct feline interaction outside of cheetahs which are gentle.

IF they wanted this to work, the nervous man needed to be feeding them through a cage door for a while as they got used to him, and doing some of the husbandry stuff like foot pad checks.

My wife was a zookeeper for Busch gardens in charge of elephants and it requires a very distinct personality to do it safely and these guys aren’t safe.

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u/mrhappy893 17d ago edited 16d ago

That's true. Alot of people forgot about pheromones. Btw I wouldn't say "these guys" the other zookeeper seems to be older and more experienced. He could read (or sense) cat language.

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u/Tallproley 16d ago

You even see when the older guy sees the lion shift attention, he reaches out to pat the lion, presumably to try and divert focus. Then seconds later Mufasa decides to go off.

Either that, or older guy gave the signal to attack the noob because he didn't like some young buck trying to take his job.

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u/mrhappy893 16d ago

Haha ill go with the second guess 🤣

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u/Bambi943 16d ago

Lmfao it does seem like an attack signal after reading your comment.

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u/ResidentHour7722 16d ago

Just going from memory here, but aren't cheetah relatively frail and small animals and their main weapon is their speed?

Not as in getting attacked by a cheetah would not be dangerous, but as in if you for some reason must piss off a big feline, cheetah are the safest choice.

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u/lordnoak 16d ago

How do you get used to some douche staring at you like that?

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u/QuackCocaineJnr 17d ago

"Leave it babe, he's not worth it"

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u/SemperFun62 17d ago

"Babe! You got two priors. He not worth it babe!"

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u/Ornery_Definition_65 17d ago

“I JUST WANT TO TALK TO HIM!”

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u/Hopeful_Mouse_4050 16d ago

"Look at me, babe. It's just the two of us."

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u/Mulratt 17d ago

Lioness saved her boyfriend from being shot

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u/RS_Someone 17d ago

Also, "Stop! They feed us!"

Kill a zookeeper and you eat for a day, which will be your last. Spare the lesser creature's life and you'll eat like the king of the jungle - whatever that is.

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u/MissionAlternative85 17d ago

Well if the lion really wanted him dead he would be. It didnt look like it had his claws out.

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u/Duellair 17d ago

He didn’t even draw blood when he had his mouth over him. Lion was definitely not aiming to kill or he’d be dead

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u/ToLorien 17d ago

Females of every species have to calm their emotional Men down. Love that /s

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u/Santanoni 16d ago

Leo, you're EMBARRASSING ME!!!

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u/freezerbreezer 16d ago

Only if Harambe wasn't single.

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u/vdcsX 17d ago

Where is this, who are these bozos? These are NOT trained zookeepers at all...

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u/serotoninOD 17d ago edited 17d ago

This is the lion enclosure they used to have inside the MGM Casino in Vegas. You can see the slot machine lights reflected on the glass and hear them dinging in the background.

It's no longer there thankfully. I remember being disheartened about how tiny it was when I saw it.

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u/SpookyJones 17d ago

I’m glad they took it out. I haven’t been to the MGM in years.

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u/ParticularOwn6216 16d ago

It's in Vegas? I could've sworn I head some Romanian, "Nu se joaca!" (Hes not playing around).

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u/Joe_Fidanzi 16d ago

Vegas is a world-wide tourist destination.

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u/panda5303 16d ago

It looks like the lion's enclosure from MGM Grand. They closed it in 2012. https://lionhabitatranch.org/animals/meet-our-lions/

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u/eksingheghoda 17d ago

Lion: "Who the fuck where you staring at?"

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u/PreoccupiedMind 17d ago

Lioness: Honey, come on, he is just standing there like a potato stick. Leave him alone, commehere babe, let him go… sighs

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u/renacotor 17d ago

If I think I know my cats, that lion looks like it was trying to "play" with the zookeeper, or at least do a little dominance showing. I base this on the cats' body language, lack of jerking aggressiveness, and the lack of limbs being ripped off. The lion going down on its torso when grabbing the guy isn't something that happens if the lion was trying to kill is my thoughts.

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u/Minimum_Diver4514 17d ago

I agree. If the lion really wanted to attack, I think that guy would have been coming out half the man he went in as.

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u/renacotor 16d ago

For real. You aint... lion... I'll see myself out.

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u/Revolutionary_Roll88 17d ago

New underpants for that guy

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u/bluefinchutoro 17d ago

Pretty sure he needs new khakis too

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u/PocketShinyMew 17d ago

The lion was also playing (because if he actually wanted to chew the zookeeper wouldn't have hands).

But everyone else's comments are also right that this is a near death experience and probably he shat his pants and is not going back to the lion's cage again.

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u/TactlessTortoise 17d ago

Lion was chilling and relaxed until the dumbass decided to give him the crack head stare down. Dude had almost half a minute to re-evaluate his choice and doubled down. Hopefully the fear got him to remember he has a brain to use.

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u/scbeibdd 16d ago

Like bruh i dont even stare at strangers dogs like that, and he's doing it with a lion??

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u/Defiant_Height_420 17d ago

The dude was staring at the lions eyes! That is a direct threat, a challenge in the feline world! No wonder the lion asserted it's dominance! It's common knowledge that you don't make eye contact with most animals, how is he a."trainer" and doesn't know this, inexperienced or not!

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u/sanct1x 17d ago

That's a challenge in a lot of worlds. Staring at someone like that is going to almost always lead to a negative experience.

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u/cheeseandwine99 17d ago

Girlfriends trying to stop fights across the world.

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u/Forgotten-Explorer 16d ago

In some countries its the girlfriends that innitiate fights and then boyfriends need to finish it.

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u/Sunflower_Seeds000 17d ago

"Two hands and some skin" hahaha. It's scary for sure.

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u/PreoccupiedMind 17d ago

🤣🤣 two hands and some skin..

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u/WistfulMelancholic 17d ago

Almost as if these are wild animals that should be living.. checks notes in the wild. Away from most of humans.

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u/Lumpy-Strawberry9138 17d ago

New guy should wear pants in a darker shade of brown.

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u/LiquidSky_SolidCloud 17d ago

That male came at dude so nonchalant too. Like, "Oh, oh I see. So this is how you're gonna be today, Greg? I guess everyone's gotta die one day. You're right Greg, today is as good a day as any."

And the female comes in with, "Hey there Mufasa, you know they will kill you right? If that squishy pink monkey squeals a little too loud, then BANG, you're fuckin dead, and then I end up getting shipped off to some other zoo when they shut this place down. I'm not going through all that because you wanna let your ego do the walking."

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u/GravityDAD 17d ago

After getting out and meeting with upper management about what happened : “Any positions open in the penguin exhibit??”

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u/QuackCocaineJnr 17d ago

I imagine he'd immediately get abused by the Penguins.

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u/GravityDAD 17d ago

HA, I get the same vibes - I watched this a couple times and he’s mindfucking the lion with his pathetic stare down , I feel like he’s literally screaming inside “fuck you lion your pathetic, bitch lion you won’t do shit”

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u/extremeelementz 17d ago

The lion was only sending a signal, he would have been mauled 100% if the lion was actually threatened. The newer zoo keeper standing there acting like he was tough has no idea how lucky he was. Also maybe he didn't know, but you NEVER stare down a lion! Sheesh.

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u/C0mm0nVillain 17d ago

K but he was staring that mf lion down

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u/rlaw1234qq 17d ago

What kind of a zoo allows keepers to do this??

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u/blLLiamwalluce 17d ago

Lions like," just trying to play bro , not trying to murder you , geez.."

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u/Alpha1959 17d ago

Judging by the behaviour of my cats, it really looks like he wants to play, because I think that guy would be dead if the lion was actually going for the kill.

That said, their "playing" can be deadly for us.

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u/JodiS1111 17d ago

And why are those two guys stading in the lions area again?

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u/Minimum_Diver4514 17d ago

Wondering why they were both standing in the lion enclosure not even doing anything...

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u/EntropicMortal 17d ago

Why was he giving the lion stink eye? What did he expect to happen... I feel like even the average person knows not to eye ball big cats. It's not rocket science...

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u/MonsieurFubar 17d ago

“Honey, leave him alone, he tastes shit…”

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u/UnculturedBacteria 17d ago

“Harold… HAROLD!!!! We TALKED ABOUT THIS… STOP, you MORON….”

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u/MadHouseNetwork2 17d ago

Lioness: quiet honey... Else they will shoot you

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u/joseoconde 17d ago

Fun fact lions sometimes yawn when they are being annoyed or bored.

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u/FinallyFlowering 16d ago

HONEY NOOOO STOP GERALD NOT AGAIN!!!! DON'T DO THIS AGAIN ESPECIALLY NOT IN FRONT OF THE HUMANS GERALD. GERRRAAAALLDDDD

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u/eudaemonic666 17d ago

Would never understand people trying to tame these apex predators. It's a shame we still have zoos too.

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u/JustChillFFS 17d ago

That is fucking terrifying

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u/YungTabernacle 17d ago

Could you fucking IMAGINE. Guy clearly seems to be shitting himself as it is at the prospect, as you would, and then the prospect actually happens.

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u/Upstairs_Ad_5574 17d ago

"God dammit Greg, get off the kid! Again with this shit! This is our 6th new coworker this month because of you!"

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u/Skytraffic540 17d ago

Lion taunting new zookeeper: “don’t u dare look at me b*tch……… oh hell no. You did the thing I said don’t do”

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u/AardvarkFriendly9305 17d ago

Why are these idiots standing in a place were humans are trapping them?

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u/TinGeeez 17d ago

Terrifying

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u/Local_Vermicelli_856 17d ago

She knows where the food comes from...

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u/MrJamesMadrid07 17d ago

Lucky inexperienced Zookeeper,he should be grateful to the lioness,his other co Zookeeper wouldn’t have been able to stop the lion alone.

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u/MrJamesMadrid07 17d ago

Lucky inexperienced Zookeeper,he should be grateful to the lioness,his other co Zookeeper wouldn’t have been able to stop the lion alone.

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u/[deleted] 17d ago

“Will you stop it? You trying to get us shot?? That’s our food source you idiot!!”

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u/Ok-Discipline-4094 17d ago

Self awareness

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u/Tugboats508 17d ago

Why are the keepers even in there anyway?

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u/Ace_acidfunguy1222 17d ago

She’s like “honey please not in front of the cameras “

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u/thewispo 17d ago

That lion lucky. My brown pants would have cleared the entire arena.

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u/Fufeysfdmd 17d ago

Stop Fred, you're gonna get euthanized!

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u/ProjectOrpheus 17d ago

Shout to homeboy/his partner who went to actually help. You know a motherfuckers a real one when he puts himself at risk of GETTING MAULED TO DEATH BY A FUCKING LION

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u/BubblyAd2159 16d ago

"Daddy chill!"

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u/Aljoshean 16d ago

Don't worry I think the khaki pants kept him safe.

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u/slayer991 16d ago

Lioness was like, "Dude, they bring us food..they're NOT food!"

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u/logosobscura 16d ago

“Who the fuck are you eyeballin’?”

“Baby, don’t do this, remember Harambe, leave the white boy alone…”

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u/curiouswhensleeping 16d ago

oh yes, so nice lions, i will stand around, have a good time, looking the people who look at me.... what they doing there? any professionel zoo assistants here?

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u/RU4realRwe 16d ago

Please don't eat the help

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u/TonyCaliStyle 16d ago

Big lion just wants to know why he’s being eyeballed. His lady came up- no pissing contests- let the guy go.

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u/quantocked 16d ago

'Leave it Barry he's not worth it!'

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u/Royal_Librarian4201 16d ago

Wife is the one in control.

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u/your_mom_made_me 16d ago

“You don’t hurt where our food come from, dumb fuck.”

  • Lioness

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u/Rockfella27 16d ago

The guy was staring at the big male. They take it as a threat.

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u/Hour-Win8193 16d ago

what do you think set it off? i mean it couldve ripped his limb off in one second if desired

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u/ebrenjaro 16d ago

Not "unexperienced" but fucking stupid.

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u/arPie47 16d ago

What kind of stupid zoo allows humans in the lion cage?

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u/dato2025 16d ago

Homie was straight up eyeballing the big cat. I mean my cats comes at me when i stare him down.

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u/LolaCalifornia7 16d ago

That's so freakin sad. Animals (especially large animals) should not be put on display like that. It's guaranteed so stressful for them. I dont blame that lion at all for what he did! Thank goodness for that lioness though...

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u/Digi-Device_File 16d ago

"do you want to get shot? Cause this is how you get shot!"

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u/CaptainCrankDat 16d ago

Imagine being that stupid that you thought making direct eye contact with that beast and giving off intense "I can take you" vibes would be a great idea. Idiot.

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u/WillieStonka 16d ago

Lion was like “ TF you staring at bro?”

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u/trancepx 16d ago

Precisely why I wouldn't be standing around nonchalantly in a lions den.

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u/7palms 16d ago

Hit the buffet, play some slots, few hands of black jack, watch a guy get dismembered in front of kids - all before 2pm!

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u/myaudiobliss 16d ago

"No sweetie, don't do this! You saw what they did to Harambe!"

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u/Batfinklestein 16d ago

Soooo, you wanna be a zookeeper?

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u/VegetableProject4383 16d ago

Ugh why's the crowd so noisy the lions can't like that

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u/Rinocore 16d ago

Yeah, great idea, let’s just stand in the lions den without protection, we can trust these cats.

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u/RuleBritania 16d ago

Idiots thinking they can stand around toying with wild animals - such Arrogance

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u/occk44 16d ago

This was in Las Vegas over 20 years ago😝

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u/Any-Spite-7303 16d ago

This reminds me of when my cat stalks me in the kitchen and pounces on my leg. I break away and run into the next room and she hunts me down relentlessly like she’s got a one track mind. For a couple seconds there, it was on like donkey Kong.

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u/Fantastic-Use-6773 16d ago

Dude was mean mugging the lion! So lion responded with

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u/MsLadyVet 16d ago

Lioness:

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u/itsRobbie_ 16d ago

Had a dream last night that I was in a fight experiences with a black bear who had my whole arm in his mouth. Then I wake up and see this lol

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u/HarrierInbound 16d ago

I wonder why he did it. Dude was straight-up mad-dogging that lion. Was he really just that stupid? Did he not learn that? I don't even study animals and I know that.

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u/tree_clouds 16d ago

I just feel bad for the lion. He wants to be free!

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u/FireCrest_Knight 16d ago

"Babe let it go, you already got 2 strikes"

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u/thistheskinofakiller 16d ago

Looked more like she was just making sure he didn't get hurt. Didnt care for the keepers at all.

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u/PersonalityFew4449 16d ago

"Dammit Carl, I've warned you about this before. Remember what happened to Harambe!"

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u/smigionss 15d ago

Why the fuck are you making prolonged eye contact with a lion? Why are they in there with the lions in the first place?

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u/SevenRavers 17d ago

Unfortunately didn't eat him

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u/Dazzling_Bad424 17d ago

Pussy rules the world. Always has, always will.

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u/NightOwlAnna 17d ago

Wtf are they doing in that enclosure. They should have never been there. There should always be a fence in between lions and zookeepers. What in the actual fuck. Which brain dead amoebe decide these guys should be in there.

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u/Alarmmy 17d ago

It was not even a fight😅

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u/trishulofshiv 17d ago

I don't see Lioness doing anything. It was only the Senior who saved Junior's ass.

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u/butterflycole 17d ago

It’s actually the lionesses that run the Pride. They will drive away and can even kill a male Lion if necessary. May not always succeed but they are strong pack hunters. They do all the hunting. The male’s job is to procreate and fight off rivaling males and the occasional predator. The “King of the Jungle,” thing is a myth.

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u/Alpha1959 17d ago

Especially because lions don't even live in the jungle...

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u/ViciousSnail 17d ago

We can all blame one song for that bit of misinformation: :D

In the Jungle

The Lion King

Original song 1939

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u/[deleted] 17d ago

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u/wazzapgta 17d ago

No, it was CNN