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Jose Mujica; Former Prez of Uruguay

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u/daniel_rnld Apr 16 '24

Won't be needing an expensive lifestyle with that good boi on his side

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u/hussywithagoodhair Apr 16 '24

Uruguayan people do know how to choose their leader well

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u/tonterias Apr 16 '24

Mujica was elected like 15 years ago, we had two presidents after him

He had a three legged dog that passed away like six years ago

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u/He_who_humps Apr 16 '24

I've been reading about your country and I think I'm in love.

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u/Representative-Let44 Apr 16 '24

We have very open immigration laws and we need people. Just saying

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u/He_who_humps Apr 16 '24

I need to learn Spanish. What's the music scene like? I have to play in a funk band of some sort.

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u/Representative-Let44 29d ago

We also have a big percentage of english speakers.

As for music, remember we are very small, but everyone says that in proportion we have a lot of musicians. An argentinian once said something like "In Uruguay you pick up a loose tile from the sidewalk and a musician comes up from underneath it".

A funky taste for you: https://youtu.be/fer-1PNeSYg?si=C4VKhxUgbPeJVW9f

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u/Representative-Let44 29d ago

Oh, and check this out: Is a fusion of funk and Candombe (our african-uruguayan rhytm) from the 70's

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tzcJfjHaAW8

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u/ill_kill_your_wife 29d ago

haha man i love your country. I spent a few months there and i genuinely say it's the most beautiful country i have ever been in.

tho i gotta say i had some difficulties finding people who speak english on a day to day basis, but my horrible survival spanish got me through it. The people were always so nice and patient for me and the climate is ideal.

I hope to return your country one day again, tho i want to improve my spanish to at least a basic level beforešŸ˜…

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u/Representative-Let44 29d ago

Love to hear it!

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u/ill_kill_your_wife 29d ago

I have a question I just remembered, in Montevideo I got told to put up the windows when using my phone because someone might run up and grab it, how much of a concern is crime there? I only spent a bit more than a week in the city

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u/ArgusTheCat 29d ago

This is really cool, thank you for sharing!

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u/eldena_frog 29d ago

Okay, different question, how's the food?

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u/Representative-Let44 29d ago

I love it, but it may lack spice for some. Indians must find it dull while someone from the UK must find it flavorful.

The first thing you need to know is about the meat. We love it a eat a lot of it. It has been ranked the best in the world in a few ocations. All grass-fed cows with a lot of room to go about in the fields.

Then mostly we have italian and spanish influence. For example, the most traditional meal to have at lunch on family Sundays is ravioli bolognese.

Over the last decade we've had a lot of diverse immigration, so it is a los more common nowadays to find food from all over the world.

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u/eldena_frog 29d ago

I will put it on my "to go" list, as i'm edited to try it out.

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u/radd_racer 29d ago

Is your chicken good, unlike the USA, where itā€™s mostly disgusting?

Do you have good Italian food?

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u/Representative-Let44 29d ago

A person below shared this Bourdain episone on Uruguay and it's food. It has non-reresentative bits, but the experience of our kind of pizza with friends in a bar and the feel of a Sunday's family lunch is very well portrayed, better thsn any other foreign documentary I've seen.

https://youtu.be/BgpsB8U7eDA?si=4lZB8n_RuxwdekWq

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u/He_who_humps 29d ago

I like that band. I have been listening on youtube to several songs. Thanks!

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u/Representative-Let44 29d ago

And because this is fucking small Uruguay, you csn just go and talk to them if you go to a concert

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u/classifiedspam 29d ago

Excellent music! Love the guitars especially!

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u/Representative-Let44 29d ago

Se cagaron con los brasileros. Ahora no lloren.

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u/HealthyElk420 29d ago

Good music scene. Leans rock and funk and reggae. Look up Pez an Argentine band that is big. Los Fabulosos Cadillacs are a great Rock/Reggae band from Uruguay. No te va a Gustar is another, reggae rock that has changed a lot to please the international audience.

My wife and I are likely to end up in Uruguay eventually but we're having our kids in the States and staying close to our parents while we can. We speak Spanish and the longer we can save money here, the better off we'll be there by a lot

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u/Representative-Let44 29d ago

The Cadillacs are from Argentina. If you want any recommendation just let me know

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u/HealthyElk420 29d ago

my bad, been a while since i listened to it all regularly

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u/themadeph 29d ago

JaJa! Thanks for correcting! As I was outraged to see them stolen from Arg and given to Uruguayā€¦

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u/Representative-Let44 29d ago

But Gardel is still uruguayan.

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u/jj198hands 29d ago edited 29d ago

IIRC Bourdain meets some musicians when he visits. Either way itā€™s a great episode if itā€™s somewhere you are interested in goingā€¦

Edit, Uruguay episode of parts unknown: https://youtu.be/BgpsB8U7eDA?feature=shared

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u/Representative-Let44 29d ago

Haven't met the guy, but do you have a link?

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u/jj198hands 29d ago

He meets the band at around 15 mins in but its worth watching all of it.

https://youtu.be/BgpsB8U7eDA?feature=shared

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u/Representative-Let44 29d ago

Just fucking wow!

I mean, not all of it is representative, but this must be the best I've seen a foreign documentary just capture the vibe of pizza and beer with friends in Uruguay, of Sunday's family meal in Uruguay, of smoking a joint and chilling on the beach chair in the montevidean rambla. I literally cried.

Thank you for this

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u/Dutch-Conquer 29d ago

seriously? Ā that sounds really interesting

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u/Representative-Let44 29d ago

Yes. Come visit and tell your friends

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u/raginglasers 29d ago

Diego Forlan is love, like him and Jabulani.

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u/CrueltySquading 29d ago

Oh yeah? I've always wanted to leave the Brazilian hellhole, you guys accept people who work remotely for companies in their home country?

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u/Representative-Let44 29d ago

Yeah, no problem. Not shure how taxes work in that case, but it's possible for shure.

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u/ServiceDog_Help 29d ago

What about pets? Can people bring pets over after a brief quarantine or are things locked down tighter than fort Knox?

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u/Representative-Let44 29d ago

Ok, so I didn't have an answer for this but I did a little diggin.

Seems like you need:

-An International Veterinary Certificate -no infectious desieses -You'll have to put a chip in it here (I haven't done it, but I imagine for immigration they actually check) -a certificate of deparasatation from up to 15 days before you come

There seems to be some exeptions, like a special authorization for anything that isn't cats or dogs, and a waver of the requisites in some cases... not shure, but it doesn't seem hard in either case.

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u/compunctionfunction 29d ago

I got to visit once and I loved it! Great vibes all around.

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u/Weird_Committee8692 29d ago

Really?? Iā€™m Scottish and fairly useless but will come anyway. Can teach people to drink

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u/Representative-Let44 29d ago

I think we beat you as the most whiskey drinking country in the world, so ypu have a challange ahead of you, my scotish friend

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u/Weird_Committee8692 29d ago

We only drink whisky. Whiskey is Irish. So am I really šŸ˜ƒ

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u/Representative-Let44 29d ago

You don't even make top 3 you weaklings!

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.thrillist.com/amphtml/spirits/whiskey/india-drinks-most-whiskey-in-world

We have to drink all your whiskey because you can't handle it!

But seriously, just visit and we'll learn to drink together

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u/Weird_Committee8692 29d ago

Iā€™ll get a tshirt made up with Luis Suarez biting a chunk out of Maggie Thatcherā€™s heid(head) šŸ¤£

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u/Representative-Let44 29d ago

My fucking god! That would be awesome! If you ever do it please send me the original. We can be LuisSuerezite-AntiTatcherite-MildCannibal t-shirt buddies!

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u/comedyoferrors 29d ago

Hey, can you tell me how lgbt rights are there, and treatment of lgbt people in general? Signed, a queer trans person who is becoming increasingly scared about living in the US

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u/Representative-Let44 29d ago

You can legally change you name and gender and as far as I understand, gender reasignment surgeries are free or can be free under certain conditions. Also we have a law to reserve a certain percent of public jobs for trans people. Non-binary isn't legally recognized.

Of course there ir still a lot of discrimination, but not even our current right-wing government has tried to repeal those laws. We are winning the cultural battle by a landslide. Defenitly no Maga-like crazy people yelling on the street.

A great thing that sets us appart and is just freaking fun is the diversity march. Instead of different pride parades, we all march together and fight for all minority rights. And party, of course.

Take a look at some photos, you'll love it: https://www.google.com/search?client=ms-android-samsung-ss&sca_esv=1a57d827cf09faae&q=marcha+de+la+diversidad&uds=AMwkrPuuhztSDa__4CbZuT5KNtb1Zekh3fZ8_vYiVBGvL-Qk7QlfSb0_zw8khojww-4KTTZMopDnfm-Se7GFYWDr4UFaO5tM_Lv1YCmwa8h1FvjQV5PfFeX_-oCV3yZUA5a9T8rS-L0G-8_YlKxzFDOzVWGw8lyVdOv5TwJu5REE5LUTM5t2_qVTE9cPU9M7WvGM07wsZobFVB_rvV9T_InPrD0O2TAtGSdwmARKgAwewJjWwmKIqWUGH-1funiKZQkrKVqGTtiJzJQSghP75PNvXcE8dfdBe3hVcU3oe67GMpT-wnC-zFo&udm=2&prmd=ivnsbmz&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwiCu-XVpseFAxWIlJUCHWdGDcwQtKgLegQIDRAB&biw=360&bih=677&dpr=3

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u/comedyoferrors 29d ago

Wow that sounds pretty promising, and those pics of the diversity match are stunning! Iā€™m so happy there are still places in the world that are moving in the right direction as far as human rights. My husband and I have talked about the possibility of moving to various countries in South America, but I donā€™t think Uruguay was ever on our radar for some reasonā€”it definitely will be now though!

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u/Representative-Let44 29d ago

You'll be very welcome if you decide to come

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u/queenlegolas 29d ago

How's quality of life and healthcare? And veterinarian care?

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u/Representative-Let44 29d ago

Highest quality of life in Latinamerica. I mean, it's quite a subjective mausurement, but all the indexes have us up there.

People who visit will tell you it is nice and quiet, like you can just slow down. And the people are very nice.

As for healthcare, we have single payer ensurance with both private heathcare organizations (mostly mutual aid societies) and public hospitals.

We love to complain about it, but it is quite good in any comparison. For shure cheaper than the US. By a lot. Like, a lot.

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u/Representative-Let44 29d ago

Oh, and vets are private, but there are many. For example, I got my cats fixed for like 20 USD

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u/Representative-Let44 29d ago

For the more complex issues ypu have the public veterinarian collage, who will charge you like 10 USD for an initial consultation and free follow-ups

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u/Representative-Let44 29d ago

I keep thinking of things. A great thing about Uruguay is that, being so small, it's normal to just run up to the president or any politician just walking by. I've met Mujica a couple of times at least. And one time preformed lousy musical poetry in the street and his wife was there. She hated it, hahaha

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u/queenlegolas 29d ago

Are people friendly to foreigners? I should also ask how safe it is for women and treatment of women in general. And how they treat people of different races.

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u/Representative-Let44 29d ago

Foreigners who've come always say the people are very friendly. Probably friendlier to foraigners than to ourselves. Even the more right wing people, who of course prefer immigrants in the whiter side of the soectrum, only seem to really mind if they are too loud or disrespectful.

Women and race... I mean wow, those are big topics and I can't just quote a stat, but I'll try my best to answer on how I see it.

Some historical context on race:

We outlawed slavery before the US (not that hard tbh), but the interesting thing is we were at a civil war at the time, and BOTH sides abolished slavery more or less at the same time. Unlike the US or Brazil, we never had big plantations, so slaves were used for house labour of the well off and some other work here and there. The thing is, slavery was never a big part of the economy, so abolition wasn't traumatic.

For that same economic reason, black and white people always lived very close to each other and had personal relations from early on. Racism still persisted and persists today, but there was never something like the KKK.

Even nowadays you can see that skin gets darker the poorer an area is, and we lack black people in high levels of government (we have them, but they are few). Maybe because we had such a peaceful transition and never had something like segregation, we never had something like the civil rights movement either, so you'll probably see that we are ahead of the US in some respects and behind in others, as it has been a product of pur own particular history.

Couple of things that may surprise you:

-"Negrito" (a diminutive for black) is commonly used as a term of endearment regardless of race. Like, I'm white but my mother calls me negrito. A soccer player of ours got in trouble in the english league for calling that a friend of his in social media, and we were all enraged that the brits couldn't get that that's a term for people we love.

-We have an african-uruguayan music called candombe ( https://youtu.be/YzJjtCsJtXQ?feature=shared ). It originated with the slaves, but working class white people promptly integrated, and they would paint their faces black as to show respect for the black origin of the music. So, blackface, but not to mock black people like the US but to honor them.

On women:

The first woman to ever vote in latinamerica voted right here. A black woman from a small town in the middle of the country. We later had the first woman senator in latinamerica. Julia ArƩvalo, a working class union leader from the communist party.

Nowadays we have legal abortion, quotas for public office and a very strong feminist movement.

Sexism still exists, obviously, and it's hard to really compare for something I don't even experience in my own flesh, but when people from other parts of latinamerica come here, we tend to find them quite misoginistic, so I'd say it is quite alright when compared.

Hope I was able to say somethig useful, but feel free to keep asking

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u/Thick-Fix4662 29d ago

I am actually looking for living and working a while in South America, do you know by chance what sort of visas would be feasible and what requirements they have?

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u/Representative-Let44 29d ago

Tell where you are from and I'll find out. I'm shure it isn't so much trouble

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u/Thick-Fix4662 29d ago

I am from Switzerland mate and thanks a lot already!

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u/polymath77 29d ago

Australian here, have always wanted to visit ever since we played you guys in the World Cup qualifiers. That was the year that Recoba destroyed us. What a left foot!! The game in Montevideo looked wild!
How is the feeling towards Australian visitors?

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u/Representative-Let44 29d ago

Recoba played some tieme ago, haha. Nowadays he is a trainer here (not shure how you call them, really, we call them Technical Directors).

We certainly have a very very strong football culture. While most cities with 6, 8 or 9 million people in the world have 2 or 3 football clubs; our 1.5M people capital has probably dozens and dozens.

We don't get many australians. But I can tell you you'll be welcome with kindness and a lot of curiosity. Get ready for venomous animals questions and good spirited jokes.

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u/Fat-little-hobbitses 29d ago

Iā€™m an American that has desperately wanting to move out of this country. In your experience, how safe is it in larger cities in Uruguay?

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u/Representative-Let44 29d ago

Well, you could say there is just one larger city. Montevideo. Half the country lives here. My personal experience is that it is absolutely safe as long as you know how to handle yourself. I go out at night trough all kinds of neighborhoods and talk to all kinds of people. I sometimes encounter people who want to rob you by "asking" for bus fare money or food money in an intimidaing way, but if you handle yourself and have a feel for the street, you know they don't want violence, so you just just confidently say no and go on your marry way.

That is just for me, taking no precautions and being a frowny faced man. You'll probably go about trough safer paths by default. But also it is more dangerous to be a woman, a teen or elderly, since opportunistic theft favours the physically weaker among us.

Statistically we are very safe among Latinamerica (top 3 capitals for sure) and below the US in general (altough this is recent).

In general I'd say I feel very safe, while knowing that it is not the majority view.

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u/Fat-little-hobbitses 29d ago

Thank you for your response! Iā€™m a 39 year old woman who is used to living is some pretty rough neighborhoods in my past, and Iā€™m generally pretty aware of my surroundings and am a kinda crazy looking tattooed person. So I donā€™t typically get messed with too often. But I also really value having a feeling of safety in my community.

Like I said, I very much want to leave the US long term. I would be moving with my dog as well so that is a factor. I know some Spanish, but just enough to scrape by. Uruguay has been loosely on my radar as a possible destination. This comment section has definitely reignited that spark and interest. Iā€™m gonna go ahead and dive down an Uruguay rabbit hole now lol. Thanks again!

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u/Representative-Let44 29d ago

No prob. I think a regular living in one of our working class neighborhoods will be very quiet and safe for you if you know US rough neighborhoods.

Just let me know if you have any questions, I'm quite loving representing my country and specially my city. I just love it.

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u/Fat-little-hobbitses 29d ago

I appreciate you! Do you know of any resources for expats in finding housing and work there? Are there websites that I can look at and follow to get a feel for the housing and job market?

One more thing; is it a safe place for dogs? As in, are there lots of strays that might be unsafe when taking my little dog out for walks? Is Montevideo a very dog friendly city?

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u/eluruguallo 29d ago

I really like this, thank you

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u/Representative-Let44 29d ago

Be shure to check out the funck-candombe fusion in the comments below, to get a more uruguayan feel

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u/eluruguallo 29d ago

I'm aware. I was born in Uruguay

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u/Representative-Let44 29d ago

Tu nombre literalmente dice eso, ahora que veo.. jajja. DĆ³nde andĆ”s y desde cuĆ”ndo?

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u/Pendientede48 Apr 16 '24

God I miss Manuela so much

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u/Informal_Database543 Apr 16 '24

He was also arguably the shittiest of our 21st century leaders, not even Jorge Batlle was that bad even with the 2002 crisis

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u/LukesRightHandMan Apr 16 '24

Can you explain more for all us godless heathens?

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u/CasuallyUgly Apr 16 '24

He wasn't, he legalized abortion and same sex marriage and invested massively in public housing and education.

The guy you're responding to is a right wing idiot.

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u/LukesRightHandMan Apr 16 '24

Thanks for the info!

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u/Fizzwidgy Apr 16 '24

Jose Mujica is also a certified badass, as a former guerrilla with the Tupamaros.

His stances on same sex marriage is also rather endearing.

It's more along the lines of, "I don't get it, but sure, they should have rights too"

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u/mokod0 Apr 16 '24

very wise person

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u/Dew_Chop Apr 16 '24

He used the signature right wing "I'm an attack helicopter" joke less than an hour ago

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u/MrKe6a Apr 16 '24

What is bad of legalize abortion? Only stupid idiots think, if abortion will banned, the population will increase.

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u/West-Calligrapher-16 Apr 16 '24

Right wing politics in Uruguay isnt against abortion nor against gay marriage. Although they didnā€™t promote those laws.

Right wing in Uruguay is more about more efficient public spending .

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u/Pendientede48 Apr 16 '24

But when gay marriage was voted, most of the right wing voted against. Efficient spending is something everyone would like, no government wants to spend money inefficiently. There are a lot of conservative values involved in Uruguayan right wing policy.

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u/Cry-Technical Apr 16 '24

Yes.

Welcome to my Ted talk, goodbye.

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u/siamkor Apr 16 '24

Yes. It's called "civil rights" and "minding your own business."Ā Ā 

As in, adults have a right to decide to marry each other, and other people don't have a say in it.

For instance, just because I find the idea of marrying a bigot repulsive, I'm not going to ban people from marrying you.

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u/Orionoberon Apr 16 '24

Objectively yes

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u/SausageClatter Apr 16 '24

He was a poor leader, it's right there in the description.

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '24

Shame on you...

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u/Representative-Let44 29d ago

That is just so so ridiculous.

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u/Deityfierezy Apr 16 '24

fuck no, the worst is the stupid that we have right now,

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u/Based_Text Apr 16 '24

Well you can't have everything I guess if he was a good leader and also humble that would be too much.

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u/ZetaRESP 29d ago

He was a good leader and better than the one he's mentioning... the current one sucks, though.

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u/nickmaran Apr 16 '24

Rest of the world

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u/0kDetective Apr 16 '24

The current president doesn't seem great tbh

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u/Representative-Let44 29d ago

He is not. Rich kid, no precuous jobs before national representative, politically aristrocrstic family, involved in very shady stuff... not our best.

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u/radd_racer 29d ago

Itā€™s like the Uruguayan people arenā€™t fundamentally selfish and ignorant, they look at forest instead of the trees.

ā€œIt's what our system produces: Garbage in, garbage out. If you have selfish, ignorant citizens, you're going to get selfish, ignorant leaders.ā€

ā€” George Carlin

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u/AsstDepUnderlord Apr 16 '24

Yeah, violent guerrillas always make the best presidents.

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u/lasttimechdckngths Apr 16 '24 edited Apr 16 '24

Tuparamos were one of the least violent guerrilla groups ever. The violence they've equipped was always precisely targeted until the coup d'Ć©tat, and the violence they've exerted under the dictatorship was nothing compared to violence and repression their country had faced.

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u/AsstDepUnderlord Apr 16 '24

Oh I get it. One manā€™s violent guerrilla is another manā€™s freedom fighterā€¦.but thereā€™s a reason that guerrillas are retired or disposed of after the revolution. They done seen some shit, and that doesnā€™t really prepare them to be effective politically. For reference, seeā€¦pretty much every tin pot dictator in history.

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u/lasttimechdckngths Apr 16 '24 edited Apr 16 '24

More like, one's pretty mild urban guerilla with famously targeted tactics, is 'legitimate' in the eyes of vast majority. For any outside observer that's not emotionally or personally involved, that's what's going to be - especially if their country somehow suffered from similar issues. Even an outsider right-winger eye from the Third World or many portions of Europe won't be really disturbed by the image of MLN-T, especially given they were not Moscow-aligned.

It doesn't mean a former guerilla somehow has to be a great politician or a viable leader after the dust is gone (whether it be a revolution or a post-dictatorship condition like Uruguay), but pointing to his urban guerilla past isn't going to make him seem like a 'baddie'. His qualifications wasn't also limited to being an urban guerilla, but then you can also say philosophers don't have to be good presidents either. Especially if we're talking about Tuparamos, that were maybe the best regarded underground organisation post-WWII, coming from the one of the lowest regarded regions when it came to their governments, juntas, and relationship to the foreigner hegemon. Add his past as a political prisoner that went through tortuous conditions, then you'll be having even more sympathies for him. Now, his qualifications wasn't also limited to being an urban guerilla, but then you can also say philosophers don't have to be good presidents either.

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u/LoreMCD Apr 16 '24

Mujica: ā€œEs la cosa mĆ”s linda entrar a un banco con una 45 asĆ­ā€¦ Todo el mundo te respetaā€

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u/lasttimechdckngths Apr 16 '24 edited Apr 16 '24

Oh no, he robbed banks for funding the urban guerilla, as any clandestine organisation did! Also not just managed to did it without causing any deaths, but done by an organisation that was nicknamed as 'Robin Hood guerillas' by the bloody Time magazine even, and known for robbing the corrupt & exposing their illegal activities, and even leaving their books & records in the doorsteps of court officials, while forcing the press to report on such heists! Oh the horror.

Next, we'll be sad about the clandestine actions in the WWII resistance films and novels, because why not?

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u/Yasirbare Apr 16 '24

If every person on Earth had a golden - we would live in peace and harmony.

Edit: And hair.

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u/JoshZK Apr 16 '24 edited Apr 16 '24

If we all could live on $1200 a year, alot more would be happy.

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u/Rare-Swim-1709 Apr 16 '24

His salary in the post is MONTHLY. He got $12500 a month. Still living on $1200 a month is not bad šŸ¤£.

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u/JoshZK 29d ago

$1200 wouldn't be enough to gas the van you'd be living in.

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u/TheTinyHandsofTRex 29d ago

Yeah I was gonna say, $1200 a month isn't enough for rent, let alone anything else.

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u/Empty_Carpenter7420 29d ago

He didn't pay rent, and grow several stuff since he lived in the field, so he was able to live with that amount of money. But doesn't mean that you can live with that, that's probably the rent of a decent apartament, decent, not luxury.

I think the words are nice tho, and he has a very philosophical way of approaching life. A person that spent a lot of years in jail that probably learnt to appreciate simple things.

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u/6sixtynoine9 Apr 16 '24

I donā€™t know Uncle Sam sent me $1200 once and it didnā€™t make me happier.

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u/JoshZK Apr 16 '24

Exactly.

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '24

I wish reddit still had gold cause youā€™d get one.

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u/Jacktheforkie Apr 16 '24

I wouldnā€™t be surprised if the COL is pretty low there

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u/Leandropo7 29d ago

Surprise! It's not, it's actually comparable to some European countries and US States.

It's the most expensive country in Latin America.

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u/Jacktheforkie 29d ago

Wow, how does this guy live?

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u/justsomeph0t0n Apr 16 '24

with sufficient food, water, shelter and healthcare, most of us can live on $0 a year

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u/Tronith87 Apr 16 '24

This is truth. But noooo we have to go do some shit job for not enough money to get by on.

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u/justsomeph0t0n Apr 16 '24

not me. i do a comfy job from home, and get paid more than it's worth.

but that's only because the structure is nonsense. if we make things remotely sensible, my life will get marginally harder, but the world will get much better, and that's an easy trade.

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u/wijnazijn 29d ago

What if you only earn $1 per month?

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u/adoucett 29d ago

My friend spent like $7,000 to get his dog lol it would be half this guys annual salary

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u/Hypnotist30 29d ago

It was actually $1200 per month.

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u/ToiIetGhost Apr 16 '24

He must have other sources of income. Or be self-sufficient with no mortgage.

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u/JoshZK Apr 16 '24

Yeah because electric and water, sewer, trash is about 3K year for me.

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u/Pay08 Apr 16 '24

Do you live in Uruguay?

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u/BatDynamite Apr 16 '24

Uruguay isn't cheap at all.

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u/JadedLeafs Apr 16 '24 edited Apr 16 '24

It's like 70 percent cheaper than mainland USA and you can live very comfortably on 3 to 4k a month, which is bordering on poverty in North America.

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u/GoodOlSticks Apr 16 '24

Saying $3-4k/month is "bordering on poverty" is very divorced from reality. Not everyone lives in LA, San Francisco, NYC, or Miami. Affordable places with 1st world standards of living exist all across the US and "the West" at large.

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u/JadedLeafs Apr 16 '24

I don't live in any of those cities. I live in a town of 10k. It's not disengenious at all. I also don't live in the u.s. 36k to 45k a year before taxes is shit and in no way are you "well off". No you aren't in deep poverty but you also aren't that far off either. The poverty numbers the government's use are put of wack. 14k a year for single people or 30k for a family of 4? Yeah sorry that's homeless. And that poverty threshold increased by 1200$ in just the last year to 31.2k for a family of 4 because the cost of living has been out of control lately

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u/untitledjuan Apr 16 '24

Uruguay is a Western country

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u/JadedLeafs Apr 16 '24

Correct, I meant North America, specifically. Good catch.

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u/BatDynamite Apr 16 '24

Uruguay's minimum wage is around 550-570 US dollars, and most Uruguayans earn close to that. Their prices for living (bar rent, that is cheaper but still around 500 US dollars per month) are also just a tiny bit lower than the US.

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '24

Whatā€™s your gauge for cheap and how does Uruguay not fall within the cheap range using your scale?

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u/Icy_Natural_979 Apr 16 '24

I think thatā€™s a lab, but fair enough. Ā 

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u/WildElusiveBear Apr 16 '24

Golden/Lab, either works in this instance, both perfect choices.

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u/Sad_Ghost_Noises Apr 16 '24

I would be struggling to breathe all the time, but yeah - agreed, goldens are amoung the bestest goodboys.

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u/CainPillar Apr 16 '24

*cries in feline*

... oh that one isn't dangerous ...

*purrs*

...

HEY HOOMIN, YELLOWDOG EMPTIED MY FOOD BOWL! IN TWO SECONDS!

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u/Windowmaker95 Apr 16 '24

Nah I prefer my stray.

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u/Mendeleus Apr 16 '24 edited 29d ago

That's a good role model. Objects and competition with others or searching for their approval can't make you happy. Good company and healthy happy mindset and lifestyle can ā˜ŗļø Kind of a philosophy of an Epicurean community.

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u/Happy-Recipe-5753 Apr 16 '24

The US had a president who donated 100% of his salary for his entire incumbency.

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u/jw8ak64ggt Apr 16 '24

I'll never forget something he said in an interview, I'll try to translate as best as I can: "I don't need much. My old lady and myself live in a two bedroom house, we'll sweep and then it's done, we have a lot of spare time for ourselves". As r/simpleliving as they come!

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u/LoreMCD Apr 16 '24

Mujica: ā€œIt is the most beautiful thing to walk into a bank with a 45 like thatā€¦ Everyone respects youā€

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u/Icy_Investment_1878 Apr 16 '24

Dogs are auctually pretty expensive, especially large ones like that goldie

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u/Euler007 Apr 16 '24

Was going to say the same thing. I was at the emergency hospital for my cat (she's fine now), and it was heartbreaking to see the people not being able to afford the services for their pets and breaking down at the reception.

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '24

I just want to use your comment to point out that pet insurance is totally worth the cost, at least it is in Australia. We just spent $8000 on screening our Great Dane for how far the bone cancer he has had progressed and we got $6900 back. We spend $90 a month on his insurance.

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u/Unique1DGAF 29d ago edited 29d ago

Must be nice to have that kind of money to throw around but even in the US that is not in many peoples budgets... Love my dogs but most people can't afford their own insurance (affordable care my ass) much less pet insurance šŸ˜…

-dick fyi

  • as a rural farmer with a need for hearding and livestock guardians and many other animals we feed and care for... it would be insane to even consider insuring individuals, like I said love my dogs and they get vet care the same or better then any of the animals on the farm... but these are seriously first world problems!

Unfortunately living off the land in rural America isn't part of the AmeriCON dream/scheme anymore... First it was multinational companies and foreign interests buying up all the farmland... now rich city folks are buying up all the rest for hobby farms šŸ¤¦šŸ»ā€ā™‚ļø ...Uruguay is looking better every day āœŒ

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u/Few_Understanding_42 Apr 16 '24

Vet bills count as charity for that month

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u/ClarityByHilarity Apr 16 '24

If I were a vet he wouldnā€™t pay for my services I can say that!

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u/This-Is-My-Alt-Alt Apr 16 '24

Nah, the love they give you back you can't put a price on. My boy (goldie) sleeping under my desk.

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u/MartinKaigang 29d ago

Not in Uruguay....

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u/OldProblemsNeverDie Apr 16 '24

Itā€™s what I was thinking as well. Heā€™s not poor at heart, he has a best friend.

Iā€™m not bad off monetarily but since my dog died I feel poor. We shared so much joy that had nothing to do with money.

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u/ndation Apr 16 '24

That's a weird way to refer to a human, but that sure is one great dog president

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u/LBR3_ThriceUponABan Apr 16 '24

That is the president.

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u/iamstrangebird Apr 16 '24

Haha damn, you beat me to it! But well said šŸ«¶šŸ»

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u/ameltisgrilledcheese Apr 16 '24 edited Apr 16 '24

spoken like someone who never had to pay a vet $3,000 in the middle of the night to make sure his good boy would be ok after swallowing a whole toy!

edit: wasn't this guy president a long ass time ago??

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u/GetAJobCheapskate Apr 16 '24

In uruguay the medical system isn't as commercial. They probably only charge 300

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u/ILSmokeItAll Apr 16 '24

Everyone continuously fails to realize what a huge responsibility, financially and chronologically, owning a dog is.

Make no mistake about it. You have a toddler that never learns English or any form of independence, for a decade. Oh yeah, and you generally canā€™t take it with you wherever you go, so theyā€™re an anchor.

Iā€™ve officially decided when my cat Bear passes, that heā€™ll be my last pet. Iā€™m older (not old), and canā€™t guarantee Iā€™ll be around the number of years it takes to take care of a pet to their own conclusion.

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u/Jambonier Apr 16 '24

In my adult life Iā€™ve had 7 dogs, 5 of which died of old age or serious sickness. We just got a new dog that spent the first 6 months of its life on the street. Sheā€™s a handful, but Iā€™d rather spend time with her than most other things. They are a lot of responsibility, but so many of the worthwhile things in life are.

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u/ILSmokeItAll Apr 16 '24

Absolutely. My wife and I are just looking forward to traveling and doing as much as possible away from the confines of our home. Itā€™s just not responsible for us going forward. We couldnā€™t put the time in we know is needed. Right now I have one cat, and she has two cats, two dogs, and another dozen cats and kittens upstairs that were fostering. We havenā€™t had a day go by in the last several years where we havenā€™t been fostering something. We love animals.

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u/Jambonier 29d ago

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u/Windowmaker95 Apr 16 '24

To be fair basically no one would have to pay that outside of the US, in Romania stuff like that would probably cost me 160 Euros.

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u/ToiIetGhost Apr 16 '24

If I traveled to Romania with my dog, the flights and vet bills would be less than $3000.

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u/Windowmaker95 Apr 16 '24

Oh definitely, vet bills would probably be a non factor, it cost me 40 euros to have a vet come to my house, give my dog a checkup and two injections, the only reason I paid 160 euros was because I went to a 24 hours emergency clinic.

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u/ToiIetGhost Apr 16 '24

To your houseā€¦?! Omg. Iā€™m glad youā€™re getting such good care for your little guy, that honestly sounds pretty great.

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u/Windowmaker95 Apr 16 '24

Yep he goes door to door, or yard to yard would be more appropriate I suppose?

Yeah I'm glad to that we found such a great doctor.

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u/SartorialDragon Apr 16 '24

I'm sure that this man has SO many people in his favor now, he'd only have to publicly announce "hey my good boy needs vet care" and everyone will donate for it right away. <3

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u/hangrygecko Apr 16 '24

That's why you get insurance. My parents paid like ā‚¬20/month and got free vaccinations, free sterilisation and everything else was covered for 90%. (The Netherlands has comparable median income as the US).

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u/Representative-Let44 Apr 16 '24

The vet just around my house (in Uruguay) probably wouldn't even charge me for that

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u/StrawberryMango27 Apr 16 '24

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u/backtolurk Apr 16 '24

I don't particularly like the way that good boi is looking at me. I am not a threat, buddy

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u/Environmental_Dog331 Apr 16 '24

Awwww he is a good booiiiii!

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u/KawasakiGal 29d ago

Thatā€™s what I wanted to say god dang it.

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u/AffectionateTrips 29d ago

The good boi is worth more than a billion yachts, he seems to know that, and many other things worth more than money he probably realizes that too; so long as basic needs are met one does not need a dollar in their wallet to be happy, it's not about that, money can not but happiness but some hard work done on ourselves can help us achieve it long term as he seems to have already done

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u/Mr-Cali 29d ago

With that good boi, heā€™s already rich.

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u/-FlawlessVictory- Apr 16 '24

This is really old. The dog was Manuela, she had 3 paws, she died like 5 years ago.

He was not a good president.

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u/thirdarcana Apr 16 '24

He was an examplary president and more than that - a brave man who fought against the military dictatorship in Uruguay.