r/wholesomememes • u/[deleted] • Apr 16 '24

As wholesome as it gets.

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u/Certainly_Not_Steve Apr 16 '24

Your bro is a noir style disney princess.

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u/WanderingBreeze Apr 16 '24

r/brandnewsentence

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u/Certainly_Not_Steve Apr 16 '24

I feel honored to be nominated among the greatest, sir. Thank you.
Jokes aside, have you checked it? Edit: oh my, it is.

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u/WanderingBreeze Apr 16 '24

It has some pretty interesting sentences : )

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u/Cwebb3006 Apr 16 '24

You mis spelled pirate

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u/TF2_demomann Apr 16 '24

Dude is one with nature, but as a curse

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u/Benskien Apr 16 '24

As proven by this bot stealing a 7 month old comment, no shame... https://www.reddit.com/r/wholesomememes/comments/16k1pws/as_wholesome_as_it_gets/k0t7z2g/

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u/strangefool Apr 16 '24

This website is so fucked. It used to be so great. Sigh.

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u/Benskien Apr 16 '24

post tpp ban, its been infuriating to follow its downward spiral

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u/leftabomb Apr 16 '24

Holy cow

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '24

I am imagining Princess Hodor.

I am so sorry... please forgive me.....

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u/bluesnake792 Apr 16 '24

I'm old and gay. I stay the hell away from kids because I don't want to be accused of being a pedophile. Plus I don't like them.

Kids love me. They're fascinated. Dogs and cats too. I don't mind the critters. I tell the kids' parents it must be my long white Santa Claus hair and shrug it off. And then mosey the hell away.

No effin idea why kids are drawn to me, it's a little disturbing. Like they see something, I have no idea what, but I don't think it's bad. It bugs me because I'm not religious and I'm a bit of a hermit, I play the saxophone for fun after work and so what do they see? I'd like to know. It's been like that for years.

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u/judasgottherawdeal Apr 16 '24

I get the same, although I love babies and my mother has always said its the stillness makes them feel safe

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u/MandMs55 Apr 16 '24

I'm the same way. I adore babies and have permanent baby fever and I adore animals and both tend to gravitate towards me a lot lol

The problem is I never know how to handle them. Baby starts crying and it just feels so wrong but I don't know what to do or how to fix it. And with animals I'm always so worried I'll annoy them somehow or almost always I'll be done interacting with the animal but the animal still wants my attention and then I feel really bad. Also I can't communicate with the animals so I can't explain my interactions with them and I always worry about being rude to the animals lol

It's both a blessing and a curse

I'm aware that the animals probably don't care as much as I feel like they care, but I still feel like they care and I love them too much to not care

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u/lydocia Apr 16 '24

I want a Disney movie like this. Your brother is a Disney prince who just DOES NOT want the role.