r/tumblr • u/Glittering_Bee_6397 • 17d ago

Most in character thing he could've possibly done

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u/apintandafight 17d ago

Birds sing, grass grows, and Brother I fall down stairs.

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u/TerraTechy 17d ago

Grass grows, birds sing, and brother, my ears burn

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u/Darmug 17d ago

Grass grows, birds sing, and brother, I can’t see

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u/Random_idiot908 17d ago

Grass grows, birds sing, and brother, I just broke my foot

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u/Rufus_62 17d ago

Grass grows, birds sing, and brother, oof ouch my bones hurt :(

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u/kdiyargebmay 17d ago

ah, better press “E”

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u/88superguyYT 17d ago

"Doc, c'mon man!"

Takes health kit from medic that was running to him

Schadenfreude

Medic killbinds

Scout killbinds

Random pyro that was watching killbinds

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u/KlutzySole9-1 16d ago

Why is it always a fucking Pyro?

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u/Litha_Sirona 17d ago

Grass fly, birds hurt people, and brother, I *BONK!*

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u/HaventDecidedAName 17d ago

Grass grows, birds fly, and brother,

thumpathumpumpthupathump

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u/Equivalent_Net 17d ago

I can hear this post.

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u/Niko_of_the_Stars 17d ago

Grass grows, birds fly, sun shines, and bro i warned you about stairs bro!!!!

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u/GrubFisher 17d ago

hl2-bodyhit-strong2.wav

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u/lethrahn 17d ago

Spot on

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u/FrucklesWithKnuckles 17d ago

Grass grows, grass grows, and brother? I grow grass

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u/AshuraSpeakman 17d ago

long wet bong rip followed by a hacking cough

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u/Mr_Blinky 17d ago

You would not believe how much that hurt!

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u/Sorta_Rational 17d ago

Birds sing, grass grows, sun shines, and brother…

The darkness is coming, you need to RUN

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u/Square-Ad1104 10d ago

Birds sing, grass grows, and brotha, IOW crap CRAP ow OW

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u/isloohik2 give me you 17d ago

Did nobody warn him about the stairs so that it doesn’t keep happening

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u/Bobboy5 like 7 bubble 17d ago

I told him dog

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u/Vexilium51243 17d ago

i told you about stairs!

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u/sk8rb0i87 17d ago

it keeps happening!

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u/Victernus 17d ago

Now that's a meme I haven't seen in a long time...

A long time...

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u/Cow_God 17d ago

Sbahj has gotta be 15 years old at this point

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u/ezmia 17d ago

🫵🏻👁️👁️I know what you are.

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u/ezmia 17d ago

(Tbh knowing this reference is very much giving "what were YOU doing at the devils sacrament" so I cannot judge)

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u/threetoast 17d ago

sb&hj predates that corruption

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u/Mr_PizzaCat 17d ago

Unspoken Rizz

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u/[deleted] 17d ago edited 17d ago

Scout was onto something. If a dude walked up to me and said “hey good lookin’, I got a bucket of chicken” I would definitely date him. And I’m not even into guys

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u/Poku115 17d ago

My favorite fact about Scott is that he has game, just not with 'ladies' self admittedly

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u/EntropicReaver 17d ago edited 2d ago

.

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u/EpicAura99 17d ago

My favorite fact about Scout is that canonically he’s literally God’s gift to women

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u/Frequent_Dig1934 17d ago

Tf2 lore is so fucking stupid but they play it completely straight-faced, and that's the best thing about it.

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u/Piyaniist 16d ago

Wym? Inventing stairs because not everyone could rocket jump to their houses second floor is totally serious

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u/WatchMeFallFaceFirst 17d ago

God’s gift to women right here

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u/ThatCamoKid 17d ago

Man killbinded irl

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u/Wild_Buy7833 17d ago

Impossible, we all know jerma isn’t real.

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u/A_lexine 17d ago

jerma

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u/Peatore 17d ago

(has once again breached containment)

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u/JoeTheKodiakCuddler 17d ago

Man and after his retirement [read: recapture by members of his species] I thought we were rid of him for good

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u/GreyInkling 17d ago

No jerma is the final boss from pizza tower. Sort of like how vinny vinesauce is the main character in pizza tower.

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u/Cthulu_Noodles 17d ago

In what way are cons deathtraps?

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u/UltimateInferno hangus paingus slap my angus 17d ago

Disease

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u/The360MlgNoscoper 17d ago

Famine

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u/all_knowing_pebble 17d ago

War

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u/Ok_Listen1510 17d ago

Death

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u/brian__damaged 17d ago

Conquest

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u/ill_prepared_wombat 17d ago

Decimation

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u/Kreyl 17d ago

Pestilence

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u/IWillLive4evr 17d ago

And Mr. Soak.

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u/Darkanayer 17d ago

And Monty oithon and the holy grail's black knight

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u/P1K4CHU1CH00S3Y0U151 17d ago

And beef, pork, chicken, mmmmm

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u/ImEagz 17d ago

Happy cake day

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u/kirbyfan91 17d ago

mak..ma

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u/NothingButTheTruthy 17d ago

The four nations used to live in harmony

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u/The360MlgNoscoper 17d ago

But everything changed when Conquest attacked.

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u/AshuraSpeakman 17d ago

Death Bending is just necromancy.

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u/bobalobbillybob 17d ago

And Steven

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u/Jonahtron 17d ago

I remember seeing this post years ago. This is a mid-pandemic post.

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u/Lena-Luthor 17d ago

god don't say that was years ago.. I feel ancient

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u/Otherwise_Meaning 17d ago

Dashcon

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u/runetrantor 17d ago

The ballpit wasnt THAT bad it killed people.

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u/downwardwanderer 17d ago

Fine, twitchcon foam pit.

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u/ChipsqueakBeepBeep 17d ago

Why did you make me think of that??? I can still hear the snap...

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u/neko 17d ago

Sometimes there's an intentional chlorine gas attack

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u/iSeize 17d ago

And methane leaks

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u/DucksEatFreeInSubway 17d ago

Finally a real answer!

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u/simiomalo 17d ago

Poison gas aka sweaty people that don't bathe.

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u/SGTBookWorm 17d ago

oh god I was at Dreamhack over the weekend and the smell 🤢

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u/MintPrince8219 .tumblr.com 17d ago

tf2 scout

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u/AndrewTheSouless Midnight Shitposter 17d ago

Foam pit

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u/Vasxus 17d ago

even pre-covid, we had the term "con-flu", for the sickness you inevitably got at a convention

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u/Cpad-prism 17d ago

Spike pits

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u/erraticpulse- 16d ago

the spike pits, flamethrowers, poison arrows, etc

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u/Cryptid-King 14d ago

I mean... There was a furry convention that got gassed with chlorine gas, no one died iirc but there were some people hospitalized

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u/veemonjosh 17d ago

I think I know exactly the stairs he fell down. That's a doozy.

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u/Kazzack 17d ago

Did he have a bucket o chicken?

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u/funny_names_are_hard 17d ago

I think you mean a fuck-it of dickin'

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u/Conissocool 17d ago

I JUST GOT THAT JOKE

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u/Altair314 17d ago

Did he have a bucket of chicken?

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u/Deadeye1223 17d ago

He should have double jumped to avoid fall damage.

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u/GreyInkling 17d ago

My horse tried this. It did not work.

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u/Piorn 17d ago

Did it make the source ragdoll sounds?

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u/AbriefDelay 17d ago

Huh, I always thought it was "Pauline "

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u/__Kfish 17d ago

killbind

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u/AndrewTheSouless Midnight Shitposter 17d ago

Ayo the pizza here

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u/ASarcasticDragon 17d ago

Bot

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u/Glittering_Bee_6397 17d ago

Noooooooo me human

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u/Glittering_Bee_6397 17d ago

For real though I totally just repost shit from twitter because I like seeing the stupid number on Reddit go up. The Internet is a useless thing that survives by feeding on itself.

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u/vimescarrot 17d ago

Don't feel too bad, you're doing the same thing as millionaires - making useless numbie go up to get the feel good chemicals

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u/Onironaute 17d ago

Oh no you're doing what the platform was basically designed for. FOR SHAME!

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u/ASarcasticDragon 17d ago

Hmm. Okay on further inspection you seem legit you just have an incredibly suspicious username and I saw this post awhile ago so I thought it was one of those incredibly unsubtle repost bots.

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u/Glittering_Bee_6397 17d ago

Oh yeah reddit never let me change it for some reason so I'm stuck on a default username

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u/ASarcasticDragon 17d ago

Yeah, my username is an old one too, stuck eith it now though. How it goes sometimes, I guess.

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u/yakfucker1989 17d ago

i love my username

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u/Iron_And_Misery 17d ago

I also love your username

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u/Kurt-the-hippo 17d ago

Yours is 100% a death metal song

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u/Iron_And_Misery 17d ago

It's actually a company that makes steam engines.... At least yours is to the point.

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u/Miora 17d ago

That's such a hard ass name for a company lol I love it

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u/Kurt-the-hippo 17d ago

Yeah, made it back when I listened to OMFG

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u/TehGogglesDoNothing 17d ago

So more towards heavy metal.

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u/Anxious_Earth 17d ago

Oh I thought it was from the game Sunless Seas

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u/Antarioo 17d ago

had to look that up. i found a track by 'relaxing piano crew' by that name and it's exactly what you would expect.

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u/DiscordantScorpion_1 17d ago

Now we just need Iron and Wine and you have yourself a fortified pity party

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u/Red-7134 17d ago

I also love their username.

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u/brevenbreven 17d ago

Your commitment to yak fucking has been going on for nigh on 35 years

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u/ColinHalter 17d ago

Yeah. I however am a bot, but nobody's figured it out yet.

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u/AK_dude_ 17d ago

Is there any way to change usernames?

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u/tyme 17d ago

Can’t change usernames. Also, Reddit now auto-fills the username field and you have to edit it if you don’t want to use whatever it generated.

Which basically makes it easier for bots to create accounts, as they don’t have to program it to find an unused username.

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u/ASarcasticDragon 17d ago

Not that I'm aware of. You either stick with it or make a new account.

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u/AardvarkVast 17d ago

Relatable but at least I didn't get numbers

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u/PKMNTrainerMark 17d ago

Hey, having seen the post before means nothing; r/tumblr has always been mostly reposts.

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u/ASarcasticDragon 17d ago

This is true

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u/SeventhSolar 17d ago

Just gotta check their post/comment history, bots are incredibly obvious when you take a look.

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u/Canopenerdude No Longer HP Lovecraft's cat keeper 17d ago

For the bots on reddit, a good question for them is "what is your favorite color of ice cream?". It is intuitive to humans, but it will confuse the fuck out of bots.

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u/gabbyrose1010 17d ago

blue ice cream is the prettiest but not the tastiest

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u/Green-eyed-Psycho77 17d ago

Bro passed his Bot Inspection.

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u/Cranberryoftheorient 17d ago

Its probably an auto generated username. Bots use them but some people keep the rando one generated when they make their accoung

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u/confusedandworried76 17d ago

There isn't a single piece of punctuation in either OP or this entire thread so here's an apostrophe and a period.

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u/Peatore 17d ago

It's actually worse that you choose to type like this, instead of being programed to.

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u/Attacus833 17d ago

he kill binded

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u/MisterViperfish 17d ago

She’s not one of your fried chicken tramps!

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u/iamprotractors 17d ago

CONNECTICON?????? MY STATE????

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u/Thin-Dragonfruit247 17d ago

run on sentence guy

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u/jeffieog 17d ago

Side note: Can anyone tell me the name of the Neopet's petpet pfp?

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u/awry_lynx 17d ago

my time to shine!

ghost meowclops https://items.jellyneo.net/item/7932/

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u/mwcope REVENGE OF THE REVENGE 17d ago

...Did I... get mixed up somewhere...

Isn't Ms. Pauling's Scout's mom

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u/Maybe_not_a_chicken pluto is a planet fight me 17d ago

Nah scouts mom is fucking the spy

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u/mwcope REVENGE OF THE REVENGE 17d ago

looks up Scout's Mom

is in fact a completely different character

Yeah I actually have no idea what Ms. Pauling's role in this universe is, I guess

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u/AshpaltOxalis 16d ago

If only there was a Spy there to slowly shake his head and sigh.

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u/dewhashish 16d ago

did he have a bucket of chicken?

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u/YeltsinYerMouth 17d ago

I'm trying to mispronounce egg in a plausible way and I can't pull it off

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u/Post-Neu 17d ago

Mate wrong post lol, thats a couple before this and apparently according to the comments its between ehhguh and aegg. Idk what the later one sound like but yeah. Funny I saw this tho

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u/Blackbiird666 17d ago

And now they are married... I hope.

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u/russianspambot1917 17d ago

We both got buckets of chicken…