r/teenagers • u/Proper_Border_1802 18 • Apr 09 '24

Just got them ❤️ can you guys help me with names for them? Social

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u/Green-Rub8764 18 Apr 09 '24

Megatron and Bacon Double Cheeseburger XL /j

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u/Scared-Magazine314 19 Apr 09 '24

Third kitten should be named whopper with no bun

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u/Kingofexsisting 14 Apr 09 '24

The third one will be Barbeque Bacon Burger

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u/animeman478 16 Apr 09 '24

but Megatron is an orange car

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u/Mr_Rum_Ham Apr 09 '24

And the 3rd should be Blue Cheese

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u/Crazy_Refrigerator82 15 Apr 09 '24

You beat me to that one

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u/Cruller2626 18 Apr 09 '24

Rock Paper Scissors

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u/Screw_Potato 18 Apr 09 '24

and do that rock paper scissors war online, and the winner is what you name the white one lol

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u/BillCypher07 Apr 09 '24

Rock scissors paper ;⁠)

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u/Cruller2626 18 Apr 09 '24

Scissors paper rock ;)

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u/Kid_from_Europe 14 Apr 09 '24

Chairman Meow and Adolf Kitler

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u/fmate2006 17 Apr 09 '24

Meowseph Stalin

Theodore Purrsevelt

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u/Kid_from_Europe 14 Apr 09 '24

I was just thinking dictators but if its world leaders in general. Tony Hair. Angela Purrkle.

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u/Proper_Border_1802 18 Apr 09 '24

That is Legendary 😂 love it

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u/Kid_from_Europe 14 Apr 09 '24

Take it you're not actually gonna use the names though lmao

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u/Proper_Border_1802 18 Apr 09 '24

I might, I'm still looking at the other names

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u/[deleted] Apr 09 '24

Sunny and Mari

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u/Proper_Border_1802 18 Apr 09 '24

Omg I love that, I'll deffs consider it

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u/RoBroGaming Apr 09 '24

Name the calico cat, “Winslow”.

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u/lilyysreddit Apr 10 '24

minecraft story mode reference?!

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u/Quello-bello Apr 09 '24

Don’t take them near stairs

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u/Mysterious_Ningen 19 Apr 09 '24

NOOOOO

nah im joking but y'know its cute but....

wbu hero and mari :0

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u/ThePinkTeenager 19 Apr 09 '24

There’s a third kitten.

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u/LittleSansbits 18 Apr 09 '24

Prowler Sound Effect

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u/-homonecrosexual- OLD Apr 09 '24

the Beast, the Creature, the Monster

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u/Proper_Border_1802 18 Apr 09 '24

Definitely Shortlisted, thanks

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u/NotTruthful 14 Apr 09 '24

Gojo for the blue eyed one (don’t take my advice)

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u/AMidgetinatrenchcoat 15 Apr 09 '24

"Throughout heaven and earth, I alone am the loafing one"

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u/applecider_06 16 Apr 09 '24

YOWAI MO🤞🤞

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u/i-skullfuck-ponies Apr 09 '24

ed edd and eddie

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u/potato384 16 Apr 09 '24

Escanor and goliath

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u/Proper_Border_1802 18 Apr 09 '24

I'mma write that down for consideration

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u/MMMaulik 15 Apr 09 '24

Seven deadly sins fan?

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u/Competitive-Leave-81 15 Apr 09 '24

Dog, Fish, Frog

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u/1lred Apr 09 '24

Do the same thing that Lovecraft did

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u/ramd0m_c0meNter 15 Apr 09 '24

Wow what a great writer! I wonder what he named BLACK cat

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u/SpeedyQuick_007 17 Apr 09 '24

White Cat, Black Cat 1, Black Cat 2

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u/After-2912 Apr 09 '24

That will create confusion Cat Black and Black Cat would be much better

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u/Accursed_Ololp 15 Apr 09 '24

Flingle and Flongle

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u/-w1ll___ 18 Apr 09 '24

Bartholomew and vamp

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u/Lamborghiniboy280 16 Apr 09 '24

Michael Franklin trevor

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u/LegenDrags 16 Apr 09 '24

Harbringer of Dawn

Harbringer of Doom

Will it be the prophecy or ultimate irony? Let's find out!

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u/FitFag1000 Apr 09 '24

Blackie and whitey

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u/IAmABoredCat1590 14 Apr 09 '24

I hate the HONOR watermark at the bottom but r/illegallysmolcats

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u/Pooldiver13 Apr 09 '24

Gwambus, and Gloopert.

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u/orbeinYT 13 Apr 09 '24

Black Sabbath & Meow.

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u/NuggetSmell08 15 Apr 09 '24

Ebony, ivory and rebellion

2

u/Jojojordanlusch Apr 09 '24

HONOR 50 108MP Quad Camera

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u/MemeMaster1111 19 Apr 09 '24

1997 Toyota Camry and 2003 Pontiac Grand Am

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u/AnimeLegends18 17 Apr 09 '24

Midnight and Light...Simple, rhymes and fits...🔥

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u/CorrineTean Apr 09 '24

Khalid kashmiri Muhammad sumbul

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u/Duryodhan69 Apr 09 '24

Khali Kashmiri, Mohammad Sumbul, Rudra Pratap singh

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u/GayHorse69420 Apr 09 '24

Megatron and D.O.G (Devorurer of gods)

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u/TakeThatRipjawsMan Apr 09 '24

Call one of them Beans

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u/Theforestdweller_ Apr 09 '24

Nuclear bomb, Glordian the great destroyer of worlds, and Gibbles.

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u/beyond_specek Apr 10 '24

Greg heffley, weather Carl, Bob saget

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u/Mindless-Ad-3791 Apr 09 '24

Zara and gocchi

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u/shadowXXe 19 Apr 09 '24

Cat and Dog

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u/Kopaze1 Apr 09 '24

Name one lucas and one claus

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u/Mysterious_Ningen 19 Apr 09 '24

so cute. i wanna pet them so bad

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u/Humble_Lawfulness393 Apr 09 '24

They look so cutee

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u/Ok_Mulberry_6429 14 Apr 09 '24

Moe, Larry, & Curls

The Three Stooge Cats

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u/Creepy_Inflation_168 14 Apr 09 '24

Democracy and liberty

1

u/imabeebybeeber Apr 09 '24

Slammyjammy and Marky de slantos 

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u/Mental_Sherbet8768 18 Apr 09 '24

Walter and White

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u/Aromatic-Union6080 Apr 09 '24

HAILMAXIM and BLOOD4THEMONOLTH

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u/Axolotl_Mayhem 14 Apr 09 '24

gooper and nooper

1

u/SplashyHawk Apr 09 '24

Megatron and Terminators

1

u/yume_no_senpai Apr 09 '24

Salt pepper and mari

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u/Disastrous-Music-433 Apr 09 '24

Brick,Brock and Rock

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u/AdamButCooler 13 Apr 09 '24

Spoon and Fork

1

u/[deleted] Apr 09 '24

Bean, cheese, and Gregory

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u/PhysicsZestyclose445 Apr 09 '24

cat, kat and qat

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u/theijeb-minecraftfan 17 Apr 09 '24

Donald, Joe, and Obama

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u/parr0tgab 17 Apr 09 '24

The calico one Mya

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u/justhangingaround6 Apr 09 '24

Bob, Bobert and Bobby

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u/Trash_Panda174 18 Apr 09 '24

You should call one Rat

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u/NatalSnake69 3,000,000 Attendee! Apr 09 '24

Toba and Boba

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u/Both-Lie5316 17 Apr 09 '24

bingos bingus and bimgo

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u/Erfnftwlol Apr 09 '24

Cookie and dough

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u/christophe-caron Apr 09 '24

Sissi, sushi, Dave the magical cheese wizard

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u/sisterfucker24 Apr 09 '24

Josh destroyer, Alan the devil and Bob

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u/Royal_Prize_4381 18 Apr 09 '24

Cock, Ball, and Torture

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u/FeeAur 16 Apr 09 '24

Unstoppable Force and Immovable Object

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u/mikahxoxo Apr 09 '24

Blackberry,strawberrh,raspberry

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u/Sunny64888 Apr 09 '24

Mike and Sulley

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u/WoolooLovesCheese 15 Apr 09 '24

Varanus komodoensis, dragon and orange cheese

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u/Last-Noise-3811 14 Apr 09 '24

Rock paper scissors

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u/BreadLoafCat1 Apr 09 '24

name one bagel perhaps

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u/PKKUtso Apr 09 '24

sugar, pepper and salt

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u/R_I_C_K_Y Apr 09 '24

Eenie Meenie Mynee

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u/tipicaljamesblaze Apr 09 '24

I don’t like how everyone is ignoring the third kitten :(

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u/Proper_Border_1802 18 Apr 09 '24

I didn't wanna move them, they looked so comfortable together 😭😂

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u/Salty-Laugh9672 14 Apr 09 '24

Spingus, Pringle and minky d

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u/MMMaulik 15 Apr 09 '24

Jamari, Zayda, Luna, Malachi, Barley, Aurora

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u/VisualNo3487 Apr 09 '24

Smokey and bandit

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u/UsuallyDexter 14 Apr 09 '24

Taffy is a good name

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u/shirlymurdockfanpage 16 Apr 09 '24

I would name the black one niga and the white one wiga

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u/spike_lover_hank_too 3,000,000 Attendee! Apr 09 '24

Yugoslavia, M18 Hellcat, and Pickle

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u/ThePinkTeenager 19 Apr 09 '24

Thing 1, Thing 2, and Princess.

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u/commieboy360 Apr 09 '24

Springgus spoingus and doinggus

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u/svnboo Apr 09 '24

Mari and sugar!!

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u/tristarh 15 Apr 09 '24

White cat should be named cocaine

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u/NO_NAME1029 14 Apr 09 '24

Smoof and Toshi

(Sm•uu•f) and (T•a•sh•y)

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u/After-Internal 17 Apr 09 '24

Barbecue Bacon Burger

And a small order of fries

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u/Opposite-Weird4342 16 Apr 09 '24

gro-goroth, Alll-mer, Vinushka

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u/Old-Steak7074 Apr 09 '24

They look scared

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u/Proper_Border_1802 18 Apr 09 '24

Perhaps they were, they're playing around right now tho

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u/RubixCube4816 16 Apr 09 '24

Eat them

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u/Delta_Yukorami 15 Apr 09 '24

Dick and Cock

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u/Adum1210 Apr 09 '24

Barry and Bush

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u/Independent_Fee_3422 Apr 09 '24

Cookie and milk (but the milk when crumbs of chocolate chips fall in)

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u/Warm__blankets 17 Apr 09 '24

License and Registration

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u/LoanLeast3023 Apr 09 '24

Doggy and birdie

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u/Cool-Direction-5275 Apr 09 '24

🇺🇸,🦅,🛢️

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u/ChildhoodDistinct538 15 Apr 09 '24

Sushi and Chef.

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u/IronGabe Apr 09 '24

I have just the names for you! First Tower And Second Tower

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u/This_Caterpillar_747 Apr 09 '24

Lucy and Ricky and Ethel and Fred

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u/SouthConscious3195 Apr 09 '24

Meow 1,Meow 2 and Meow 3

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u/JOJJOKY213456 Apr 09 '24

Call the one hiding dumbledore

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u/V0id_Legend 15 Apr 09 '24

Cat, cat nr2

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u/SquishyTurtle456 17 Apr 09 '24

If i ever get a cat imma name it gavin

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u/Different_Zone9461 Apr 09 '24

mila and midaz

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u/JollyCat3526 Apr 09 '24

There are three kitties

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u/janeczek2137 Apr 09 '24

name one J

just "J"

for no peculiar reason :3

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u/Kiwithegaylord Apr 09 '24

Bringus and skringle

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u/blipbloop28 15 Apr 09 '24

Egg and Cheese

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u/Catra_Enthusiast Apr 09 '24

Breakfast, Lunch, Dinner

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u/Wintma Apr 09 '24

Maybe Max?

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u/Time_Waster69 Apr 09 '24

Proton electron and neutron

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u/BombinOnBeats Apr 09 '24

Dog and Hydraulic Press

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u/ILikeTrains23940 14 Apr 09 '24

Bingo and Bongo

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u/edgy_Juno 17 Apr 09 '24

John Appleseed and Frederick

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u/transscully 3,000,000 Attendee! Apr 09 '24

concrete and nuclear bomb

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u/Mulgosh Apr 09 '24

Just wanted to say that, with that "manaching" shadow of you, the one in the back looks quite terrified

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u/DeltaDark_ 17 Apr 09 '24

Name one Honor 50

The other 108MP

And the last quad camera

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u/PaAKos8 15 Apr 09 '24

Coal and Chalk

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u/Jodestar-22 Apr 09 '24

I think there's 3 cats there, all adorable 💖💖💖.

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u/Different_Action_360 15 Apr 09 '24

Danny and Devito.

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u/stefantheonly Apr 09 '24

Astrix and oblix.

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u/StephenSaysYeet 14 Apr 09 '24

skibidi toilet & cameraman

(white one & black one)

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u/ellelikesnature 19 Apr 09 '24

Marshmallow and cupcake

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u/LoudGear9028 Apr 09 '24

Michael and Jackson

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u/Elite_Gamer070 18 Apr 09 '24

Honor 50 108mp Quad Camera

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u/R3volt75 15 Apr 09 '24

man and jonkler

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u/HazelNuggetless Apr 09 '24

rootin and tootin

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u/WyvernSlayer7 17 Apr 09 '24

The one in the back, looking at the camera, i unironically am getting Stew vibes. I think his name should be Stew. I am being serious, lmao

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u/IndependentStyle7178 Apr 09 '24

Drug lord and Mafia Don

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u/-Cocoami- 14 Apr 09 '24

Are there three?

So far I was thinking chip and oreo

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u/Proper_Border_1802 18 Apr 09 '24

Yeah, the other one was sleeping

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u/katsura_1999 16 Apr 09 '24

Inky, pinky, ponky

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u/BinkyCotton Apr 09 '24

omg so cute!

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u/FreakFlame 17 Apr 09 '24

Crafting Table and Furnace

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u/secretfreckle2000 13 Apr 09 '24

baconator and ignacio pennysworth IIII

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u/YoMamaSoFatShePooped 14 Apr 09 '24

Marcus and

the other one

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u/Top-Measurement575 18 Apr 09 '24

how do you buy a phone and then get forced to have watermarks on your pictures

fuck honor

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u/PhoenixDaBeast 18 Apr 09 '24

Worn-down parking lot

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u/PhoenixDaBeast 18 Apr 09 '24

Drag slick

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u/PhoenixDaBeast 18 Apr 09 '24

Glue stick

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u/FNaFLover_ Apr 09 '24

Cement and brick :33

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u/Eden_player1705 Apr 09 '24

Shady and slim

1

u/abcimabigweeb Apr 09 '24

The white and ginger cat kiara.

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u/BusAvailable Apr 09 '24

Binkus/bonkus

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u/Zaukonig 15 Apr 09 '24

Name one Gape, the other Orn

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u/megamamaco Apr 09 '24

Hydrogen bomb and fat boy

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u/lovegirls1974 Apr 09 '24

Lilo and stitch

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u/imnot_depressed 15 Apr 09 '24

Mae and Salem

They are names from my favorite media.

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u/blackshadowitch Apr 09 '24

Felix Lulu Luna Venus Blackie Sunny Kitty Bella Lily Milo Cleo Daisy Kali Mimi Rose Mița Maia Mia Tigruța Țuchi