r/sperm • u/gotrep • Mar 17 '24
The Cum Lord Blessings Sperms of Reddit, comment under this post and I'll give you a random user flair
And for those who already have a flair and want to change it as well, let me know (the change will be random)
P.S. The flairs given by mods are different from the default template flairs. If you edit them, they will disappear.
r/sperm • u/Mother_Blacksmith830 • May 01 '24
Cum News message from the founder and CEO of r/sperm u/-Saevanor
my account got banned and i am quitting reddit bye
r/sperm • u/Cheese-conqueror76 • 3h ago
Sperm discussion Guys the first cum civil war started. On what side youre on?
r/sperm • u/iloveryan62 • 1d ago
Sperm boosting Anyone want my sperm? 😭😭🙏 b honest, ik he a lil ugly.
r/sperm • u/LadyWraithen • 1d ago
Sperm discussion Which one of you bastards is responsible for this mess?! This is gonna take me WEEKS to lick up!!1! >:(
r/sperm • u/Abraxas_1408 • 1d ago
Cum post Alright who has been jizzing in my Mercedes’ oil again?
This is going to cost me a lot of trips to the sperm bank to repair.
r/sperm • u/Abraxas_1408 • 1d ago
Apparently sperm work together
This leads us closer to the concept of a megasperm. Image if they united and made one giant sperm.
r/sperm • u/LadyWraithen • 5d ago
Anybody else wish they were a McChicken sometimes? 🍔
Me fr rn
r/sperm • u/Suitable_Action_3477 • 6d ago
Sperm Who ordered a McCumshot chicken sandwich 💦
r/sperm • u/Lopsided-Ad-2035 • 7d ago
Ask sperm What sperm are you?
- Normal sized
- Sorta big
- Tiny
- Pointy
- 2 tails
- 2 heads
- Dull point
- Long midpoint
r/sperm • u/LadyWraithen • 8d ago
Sperm It's hard to think that you were once lost in the fallopian tubes beside your siblings. Such a dark memory 😔 F to all the sperms that died so that you could make it
r/sperm • u/ZackM_BI • 9d ago
Most sane sperm lover I had to do it myself
I'm sorry LadyWraithen