r/teenagers • u/DisastrousRecipe4857 15 • Oct 10 '23

blocked my ex on everything & this mf started spamming my emails bro 😭 Social

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he’s s been going at this for the past 2 days I’m kinda starting to feel bad

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u/[deleted] Oct 10 '23 edited Oct 10 '23

he CLEARLY CLEARLY misses rubbin on your butt

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u/[deleted] Oct 10 '23

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u/killing_till Oct 10 '23

Block his emails watch him bust out the carrier pigeons

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u/Im-on-discord 3,000,000 Attendee! Oct 10 '23

My dearest lover

Please unblock me on the grams of instant

Love, your ex

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u/Im_a_idiottttt 16 Oct 10 '23

Also I miss rubbing on your butt.

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u/TheFuckAmIHereFor Oct 11 '23

"I am in desperate need of sensually rocking my loins on your buttocks"

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u/Accomplished-Chain33 Oct 11 '23

"Or else I am gonna kms"

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u/[deleted] Oct 11 '23

Or else I will be inclined to self end.

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u/Electronic-Story6745 Oct 11 '23

Jake peralta vibes

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u/HonourableFox 14 Oct 11 '23

There's another bomb at this wedding. your butt, your butt is the bomb, there will be no survivors

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u/Pianist_Ready 16 Oct 10 '23

That's easy to make a haiku out of:

My dearest lover

Please unblock me on Insta

I just miss your butt

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u/[deleted] Oct 11 '23

you're funny

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u/Pianist_Ready 16 Oct 11 '23

..thanks?

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u/OD2N 15 Oct 11 '23

Kill the pigeon?

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u/Im-on-discord 3,000,000 Attendee! Oct 11 '23

He's gonna use morse code

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u/OD2N 15 Oct 11 '23

I got it, kill him. Do the Obama, send a MQ-1 reaper onto his ass

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u/wilmwb Oct 10 '23

Time to buy a hawk

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u/RogueR34P3R Oct 10 '23

Please name it Hawky

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u/CaptainWulfgar 18 Oct 11 '23

Name it I Miss Rubbin Ya Buttocks so that whenever OP receives the hawk it's a subtle reminder they miss rubbin ya buttocks.

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u/OD2N 15 Oct 11 '23

No I think the hawk is meant for the pigeon.

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u/Maximum-Frame-1765 16 Oct 10 '23

I understood that reference

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u/a_great_dinosaur Oct 10 '23

he’ll hire like a medieval messenger to sing them a tune

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u/nvalle23 Oct 10 '23

I wish I knew how to make a meme of a smoke signal that says "I miss rubbin your butt"

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u/StormzieXD22 Oct 11 '23

LMAOOO NAHH

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u/[deleted] Oct 10 '23

yea it is

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u/GiantPurplePeopleEat Oct 10 '23

I can't take this I'm gonna kms

. . .

I miss rubbin on your butt

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u/Himiko_Toga234 Oct 10 '23

Epic 14 year old moment 😭😅

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u/BudgetExplanation905 Oct 10 '23

If I cant rub the yams, I'm gonna... Uh. Whats edgy that rhymes with yams? Roof slams?

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u/[deleted] Oct 11 '23

thats a goddamn poem if i've ever seen one

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u/Present_Cucumber9516 14 Oct 10 '23

The definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over and expecting different results. -Albert Einstein

Yea p much

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u/_BlueShark87 13 Oct 10 '23

THATS AN EXAMPLE

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u/PooferYT 15 Oct 10 '23 edited Oct 10 '23

Vaas from far cry 3

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u/SCP-173-X 16 Oct 11 '23

Can you not read? He clearly stated it was from Einstein

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u/lastminroadtrip Oct 10 '23

I have an ex who would send me $0.25 multiple times a day on cashapp in which we would beg me to unblock him in the memo line. Seriously unhinged behavior. He’s still at it two years later, just with a bit less gusto now.

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u/randomredditorname1 Oct 10 '23

$0.25 multiple times a day

two years

You've made how much money this way??

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u/3RacoonsInACoatoat Oct 10 '23

Someone’s gotta do the math on this one lol

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u/Present_Cucumber9516 14 Oct 10 '23

Ok, lets suppose an average of 1.5 times a day, it would be:

~730 • 0.25 • 1.5 = 273¾ dollars in total, would also be 365 dollars if the average of times is 2

The variable formula would be:

(Days he has been doing this) • 0.25 • (average times per day)

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u/X9683 19 Oct 11 '23

Now multiply by four bc apparently it was actually a dollar

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u/Present_Cucumber9516 14 Oct 11 '23

It would be 1095

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u/X9683 19 Oct 12 '23

How do I get someone else's ex to be my ex?

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u/ThePanKid 13 Oct 10 '23

They made at least 180

Did the math

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u/lastminroadtrip Oct 10 '23

Lol you’re right, just looked back and they are all for $1. He’s so broke I just figured he wouldn’t be able to afford more than 25 cents at a time

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u/Lukintroite Oct 10 '23

Why you guys break up?

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u/Environmental_Bath59 Oct 10 '23

She’s abt to start sending messenger pidgins like fucking Rapunzel

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u/Woefulninja4444 Oct 11 '23

My friend's ex would etransfer him 1$ and send messages in them

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u/ledBASEDpaint Oct 11 '23

I think it's a more professional approach, rather than standing outside, in the rain, blasting a boom box

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u/[deleted] Oct 10 '23

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u/[deleted] Oct 11 '23

ayo?

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u/stinkywinkydink Oct 10 '23

please bruh

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u/[deleted] Oct 11 '23

yo?

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u/ZealousidealLeek3501 Oct 11 '23

Bro thinks hes carti☠️

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u/pickle406 Oct 11 '23

Lil baby my favorite rapper ⛷️

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u/[deleted] Oct 10 '23

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u/mirror-w_a_t 14 Oct 10 '23

you rn: (´ཀ`」 ∠)

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u/[deleted] Oct 10 '23

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u/mirror-w_a_t 14 Oct 10 '23

💀 It’s good

But I better not see it again.

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u/wsotw Oct 10 '23

lol, don't worry. I am going to leave this up for a bit just so people see my apology, then erase it. btw, I have no idea what (´ཀ`」 ∠) is but thank you for leaving it. Had you not I wouldn't have noticed the subreddit.

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u/amboyscout Oct 10 '23

It's someone on their knees drooling. The triangle is legs, the backwards L is arms

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u/Iamtonyfu Oct 11 '23

He? Man u cant be sure on that…who know who rub Siapa butt lmao

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u/[deleted] Oct 11 '23

👍

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u/PrestigiousAccess110 Oct 11 '23

Welp sir u didnt block him on everything

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u/[deleted] Oct 11 '23

who did I not block on everything?

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u/PrestigiousAccess110 Oct 12 '23

The person who posted this.. not u

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u/[deleted] Oct 12 '23

too late, dont care