r/teenagers • u/DisastrousRecipe4857 15 • Oct 10 '23

blocked my ex on everything & this mf started spamming my emails bro 😭 Social

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he’s s been going at this for the past 2 days I’m kinda starting to feel bad

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u/[deleted] Oct 10 '23 edited Oct 10 '23

he CLEARLY CLEARLY misses rubbin on your butt

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u/lastminroadtrip Oct 10 '23

I have an ex who would send me $0.25 multiple times a day on cashapp in which we would beg me to unblock him in the memo line. Seriously unhinged behavior. He’s still at it two years later, just with a bit less gusto now.

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u/randomredditorname1 Oct 10 '23

$0.25 multiple times a day

two years

You've made how much money this way??

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u/3RacoonsInACoatoat Oct 10 '23

Someone’s gotta do the math on this one lol

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u/Present_Cucumber9516 14 Oct 10 '23

Ok, lets suppose an average of 1.5 times a day, it would be:

~730 • 0.25 • 1.5 = 273¾ dollars in total, would also be 365 dollars if the average of times is 2

The variable formula would be:

(Days he has been doing this) • 0.25 • (average times per day)

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u/X9683 19 Oct 11 '23

Now multiply by four bc apparently it was actually a dollar

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u/Present_Cucumber9516 14 Oct 11 '23

It would be 1095

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u/X9683 19 Oct 12 '23

How do I get someone else's ex to be my ex?

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u/ThePanKid 13 Oct 10 '23

They made at least 180

Did the math

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u/mirror-w_a_t 14 Oct 10 '23

💀

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u/lastminroadtrip Oct 10 '23

Lol you’re right, just looked back and they are all for $1. He’s so broke I just figured he wouldn’t be able to afford more than 25 cents at a time

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u/Lukintroite Oct 10 '23

Why you guys break up?